Author Topic: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help! (Read 109153 times)

Ken-Obi · « **Reply #120 on:** February 25, 2008, 02:28:52 am »

Quote from: Rusty on February 25, 2008, 02:24:34 am

Nope, just a science geek with a need to justify all my years of tertiary education by correcting people on the internet

Oh yeah, and I do have a girlfriend

Not just you - I tend to quote stuff off physics and chemistry for the sheer fun of it when talking to people as well.

I don't have girlfriend though.

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #121 on:** February 25, 2008, 02:30:19 am »

Quote from: Rusty on February 25, 2008, 02:24:34 am

Oh yeah, and I do have a girlfriend

is she a droid

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #122 on:** February 25, 2008, 02:31:13 am »

Quote from: Ken-Obi on February 25, 2008, 02:28:52 am

I don't have girlfriend though.

is she not a droid

Oddball · « **Reply #123 on:** February 25, 2008, 02:35:52 am »

Quote from: Captain Tsubasa on February 25, 2008, 02:30:19 am

is she a droid

Quote from: Captain Tsubasa on February 25, 2008, 02:31:13 am

is she not a droid

Rusty · « **Reply #124 on:** February 25, 2008, 02:41:13 am »

Quote from: Captain Tsubasa on February 25, 2008, 02:30:19 am

is she a droid

Nope she is a scientist

Rusty · « **Reply #125 on:** February 25, 2008, 02:51:21 am »

Quote from: Captain Tsubasa on February 25, 2008, 02:30:19 am

is she a droid

Quote from: Captain Tsubasa on February 25, 2008, 02:31:13 am

is she not a droid

Depends if you have collapsed the wavefunction or not, until you actually see her she is a superposition of non-droid and droid.

Just a little joke for the quantum physicists...

Ken-Obi · « **Reply #126 on:** February 25, 2008, 03:16:58 am »

Quote from: Rusty on February 25, 2008, 02:51:21 am

Depends if you have collapsed the wavefunction or not, until you actually see her she is a superposition of non-droid and droid.

Just a little joke for the quantum physicists...

I see that you survived the neurotoxin.

Rusty · « **Reply #127 on:** February 25, 2008, 03:22:04 am »

Quote from: Ken-Obi on February 25, 2008, 03:16:58 am

I see that you survived the neurotoxin.

Nope, the neurotoxin did indeed kill my brain activity...

...that's why I am currently working in a research lab

theCanadian · « **Reply #128 on:** February 25, 2008, 05:36:00 am »

This has to be the thread of the month.

Mafioso · « **Reply #129 on:** February 25, 2008, 06:35:42 am »

You must have a big gullet to swalow someothing that big. Either you're obese or good at giving blow jobs.

BSBW · « **Reply #130 on:** February 25, 2008, 07:11:31 am »

Quote from: Barrowboy on February 25, 2008, 12:42:16 am

I've eaten two bananas and a penguin since getting back from A&E and I feel a bowel movement coming on!

Bananas I understand but a fuckin penguin! Are you expecting it to hook it with its beak on the way out or something?

Its going to smart whatever happens, pull your self together!

DaveLFC · « **Reply #131 on:** February 25, 2008, 07:17:56 am »

Glad you went and checked it out, just be careful and should you have any blood in your stools then get yourself back to a&e.

mayb next time you drop a ring pull into the can you'll pour it into a glass and fish it out.

Millie · « **Reply #132 on:** February 25, 2008, 08:49:02 am »

Any news?

felix. · « **Reply #133 on:** February 25, 2008, 08:51:21 am »

How come the ring didn't sink to the bottom?

all_funkt_up · « **Reply #134 on:** February 25, 2008, 08:58:41 am »

I've been up all night chundering, at one point my toilet looked and smelt just like a pan of corned beef hash. Almost good enough to eat. Anyway just read this thread and its cheered me right up.

Hilarious stuff.

Rox · « **Reply #135 on:** February 25, 2008, 09:02:51 am »

Quote from: Rusty on February 25, 2008, 02:24:34 am

Oh yeah, and I do have a girlfriend

Which you built from an old ZX81 and a Junior Chemistry set? [D'oh seen it's already been implied your g/f is less then human. Then you confirmed she's a scientist, so probably true...

]

Has a forum ever been more interested in another RAWKite's bowel movements?

Marcus6 · « **Reply #136 on:** February 25, 2008, 09:15:08 am »

I love RAWK

bryanod · « **Reply #137 on:** February 25, 2008, 09:30:25 am »

We're all here in the greatest of anticpiation to the next part of this story

Ciara (with a capital "C") · « **Reply #138 on:** February 25, 2008, 10:17:34 am »

It's a good job it wasn't one of those old school ring pulls - that would have been like swallowing the lid of a tin can. Ouch.

lachesis · « **Reply #139 on:** February 25, 2008, 10:21:26 am »

AT least you know you should be OK. Put it this way though, would you let a bird with a massive sharp fingernail stick it in your ass and scrape your anal walls? COs that's what it could feel like on the way out

As said above ^ be thankful it wasn't one of the retro cans:

http://blog.adrianbischoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/coke2.jpg

Something Else · « **Reply #140 on:** February 25, 2008, 10:27:07 am »

Quote from: Elnino9 on February 25, 2008, 01:39:12 am

Only on RAWK...

its a source of humor and information you would never expect from a football site, i must admit

DaveLFC · « **Reply #141 on:** February 25, 2008, 10:29:06 am »

Every time I visit this thread I'm humming 'ring of fire' to myself.

TonyTheRed · « **Reply #142 on:** February 25, 2008, 10:55:57 am »

Quote from: Rusty on February 25, 2008, 02:41:13 am

Nope she is pixelated

Rox · « **Reply #143 on:** February 25, 2008, 11:06:43 am »

Quote from: DaveLFC on February 25, 2008, 10:29:06 am

Every time I visit this thread I'm humming 'ring of fire' to myself.

Indeed. I believe these are the lyrics as intended by June Carter when she originally wrote it...

RING PULL OF FIRE
~~~~~~~~~~~~

Beer is a tasty thing
But I swallowed a pull-ring
Bound by panic and ire
I Fell Into A Ring Of Fire

I fell into a burning Ring Of Fire
It went down, down, down
And my horror went higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring-pull Of Fire
The Ring-pull Of Fire

The taste of beer is sweet
But I'm cold down to my feet
To crap a ring-pull is foul
And the pain within my bowel

I fell into a burning Ring Of Fire
It went down, down, down
And my horror went higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring-pull Of Fire
The Ring-pull Of Fire

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring-pull Of Fire
The Ring-pull Of Fire

Ring Pull of Fire...

Millie · « **Reply #144 on:** February 25, 2008, 11:11:13 am »

Quote from: Rox on February 25, 2008, 11:06:43 am

Indeed. I believe these are the lyrics as intended by June Carter when she originally wrote it...

Rusty · « **Reply #145 on:** February 25, 2008, 11:45:17 am »

Quote from: TonyTheRed on February 25, 2008, 10:55:57 am

Not on the high quality mpeg version

Rusty · « **Reply #146 on:** February 25, 2008, 11:46:08 am »

Quote from: Rox on February 25, 2008, 09:02:51 am

Which you built from an old ZX81 and a Junior Chemistry set? [D'oh seen it's already been implied your g/f is less then human. Then you confirmed she's a scientist, so probably true... ]

DaveLFC · « **Reply #147 on:** February 25, 2008, 11:49:32 am »

Quote from: Rox on February 25, 2008, 11:06:43 am

Indeed. I believe these are the lyrics as intended by June Carter when she originally wrote it...

RING PULL OF FIRE
~~~~~~~~~~~~

Beer is a tasty thing
But I swallowed a pull-ring
Bound by panic and ire
I Fell Into A Ring Of Fire

I fell into a burning Ring Of Fire
It went down, down, down
And my horror went higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring-pull Of Fire
The Ring-pull Of Fire

The taste of beer is sweet
But I'm cold down to my feet
To crap a ring-pull is foul
And the pain within my bowel

I fell into a burning Ring Of Fire
It went down, down, down
And my horror went higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring-pull Of Fire
The Ring-pull Of Fire

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring-pull Of Fire
The Ring-pull Of Fire

Ring Pull of Fire...

Brilliant but you missed the verse about going on RAWK and asking what he should do.

۩ Imperator ۩ · « **Reply #148 on:** February 25, 2008, 12:11:37 pm »

Quote from: lachesis on February 25, 2008, 10:21:26 am

Put it this way though, would you let a bird with a massive sharp fingernail stick it in your ass and scrape your anal walls?

Depends what she looks like and how nicely she asks.

DaveLFC · « **Reply #149 on:** February 25, 2008, 12:12:45 pm »

Quote from: ۩ Imperator ۩ on February 25, 2008, 12:11:37 pm

Depends what she looks like and how nicely she asks.

I think that costs extra.

Oddball · « **Reply #150 on:** February 25, 2008, 12:49:30 pm »

Quote from: bryanod on February 25, 2008, 09:30:25 am

We're all here in the greatest of anticpiation to the next part of this story

Yup.

Rox · « **Reply #151 on:** February 25, 2008, 01:07:24 pm »

Quote from: DaveLFC on February 25, 2008, 11:49:32 am

Brilliant but you missed the verse about going on RAWK and asking what he should do.

okay...

Advice on RAWK is cruel,
They laugh like I'm a fool,
Make me feel like I could die,
Because a ring-pull slipped inside....

I fell into a burning Ring Of Fire
It went down, down, down
And my horror went higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring-pull Of Fire
The Ring-pull Of Fire

DaveLFC · « **Reply #152 on:** February 25, 2008, 01:09:20 pm »

Quote from: Rox on February 25, 2008, 01:07:24 pm

okay...

Advice on RAWK is cruel,
They laugh like I'm a fool,
Make me feel like I could die,
Because a ring-pull slipped inside....

I fell into a burning Ring Of Fire
It went down, down, down
And my horror went higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring-pull Of Fire
The Ring-pull Of Fire

Excellent.

Barrowboy · « **Reply #153 on:** February 25, 2008, 01:11:40 pm »

Ok, just an update.......I had a bowel movement at 01.00am this morning and then another at 07.30 but no sign of the ring pull yet, I poked and prodded but couldn't see it. I'm sick of eating bananas now (the penguin was a chocolate one btw) and its going to be later on tonight before my next dump I think. By my estimation the ring pull landed in my belly at about 8.20pm last night so does anyone know how long before that should reach journeys end? Had lots to eat and drink and haven't felt anything rattling around in there.

FAO - DaveLFC. I didn't actually come on RAWK to ask for the advice, I was actually reading a thread when I swallowed the ring so started this thread to ask for advice which was forthcoming amongst all the pisstaking and it eventually scared me into going to A&E. The doctor I spoke to said there wasn't a lot to do really as its quite small and thankfully doesn't seem to have any sharp edges to it (I took along a similar ring pull to use as an example) although I could tell he was dying to laugh as I told him about it.

Great lyrics by Rox

DaveLFC · « **Reply #154 on:** February 25, 2008, 01:16:21 pm »

Quote from: Barrowboy on February 25, 2008, 01:11:40 pm

FAO - DaveLFC. I didn't actually come on RAWK to ask for the advice, I was actually reading a thread when I swallowed the ring so started this thread to ask for advice which was forthcoming amongst all the pisstaking and it eventually scared me into going to A&E. The doctor I spoke to said there wasn't a lot to do really as its quite small and thankfully doesn't seem to have any sharp edges to it (I took along a similar ring pull to use as an example) although I could tell he was dying to laugh as I told him about it.

Great lyrics by Rox

That you took along a similar one and spoke to a medical professional is the best thing you could have done. neither you nor I or anyone here could accurately predict what damage it could have done to you. For your hour of feeling humiliated you could have saved yourself a lot of harm.

I hope it eventually works it's way out of your system, I'm pleased it didn't or hasn't harmed you and that you didn't have to go through any procedure to have to removed.

The piss taking, well that won't stop for a long time. I feel a custom title coming for you about it.

Dread Breath · « **Reply #155 on:** February 25, 2008, 01:18:15 pm »

Bloke I know actually swallowed a ring while sculling beer. He was in the unfortunate position of having to sift through his plop to get the precious jewellrey back.

He said after he'd got the shit off it it was the cleanest he had ever seen it.

Barrowboy · « **Reply #156 on:** February 25, 2008, 01:18:25 pm »

Been trying to get rid of that custom title for ages but fear the next one will be worse

Cheers for the advice

Dread Breath · « **Reply #157 on:** February 25, 2008, 01:22:35 pm »

By the way, the bloke I know who had to shit out his ring said it wasn't the best experience in the world and took a number of days to eventuate.

Happy toileting, Barrowboy.

Rox · « **Reply #158 on:** February 25, 2008, 01:29:48 pm »

Quote from: Barrowboy on February 25, 2008, 01:18:25 pm

Been trying to get rid of that custom title for ages but fear the next one will be worse

Cheers for the advice

May I suggest..

'Sifts through his own poo for recycleable materials' or 'Pioneer of the Rectal Ring-Pull'

MichaelA · « **Reply #159 on:** February 25, 2008, 01:51:10 pm »

Quote from: DaveLFC on February 25, 2008, 01:16:21 pm

The piss taking, well that won't stop for a long time. I feel a custom title coming for you about it.

It's definitely a contender for thread of the year, and it's only February. Tune in later this evening to see if the boy from Barrow has pulled a ring through his hoop. Or a hoop through his ring pull. Or something.