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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #40 on: December 24, 2007, 04:13:11 pm »
Actually-winning-a-Premier-League-title-for-a-change-ball.

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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #41 on: December 24, 2007, 04:15:31 pm »
You mean something like this. We have a couple of courses in Sweden and they call it football-golf. Done it twice and its a great laugh when you have a couple of beers with you.
18 holes and its a par on every of them from 3 to 5 as in real golf.



Yeah that looks great, exactly the kind of thing I have banged on about to my mates when pissed time and time again. I am planning on going to Sweden soon, I might have to try that.
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #42 on: December 24, 2007, 04:16:44 pm »
You mean something like this. We have a couple of courses in Sweden and they call it football-golf. Done it twice and its a great laugh when you have a couple of beers with you.
18 holes and its a par on every of them from 3 to 5 as in real golf.



That does look class.
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #43 on: December 24, 2007, 04:29:23 pm »
World Wedgie Championshps. ;D

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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #44 on: December 24, 2007, 04:57:06 pm »
How about football billiards. On a 6' x 18' patch of grass with the six pockets being holes in the ground and a bumper maybe a foot or two high. The cue ball would be a #2 or #3 football, regular balls would be a #5, and you play just like regular billiards.

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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #45 on: December 24, 2007, 06:09:09 pm »
Anybody here watch balls of steel?  ;)

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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #46 on: December 24, 2007, 10:25:23 pm »
Them card bits you get in the middle of some wrapping paper, basicly longer bits of what you get on a toilet roll.  Sword fighting with them.  That's always great fun

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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #47 on: December 25, 2007, 01:03:12 am »
You mean something like this. We have a couple of courses in Sweden and they call it football-golf. Done it twice and its a great laugh when you have a couple of beers with you.
18 holes and its a par on every of them from 3 to 5 as in real golf.


I'd love to have a go at that..

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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #48 on: December 25, 2007, 02:48:18 am »
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #49 on: December 25, 2007, 08:46:24 am »
Yeah that looks great, exactly the kind of thing I have banged on about to my mates when pissed time and time again. I am planning on going to Sweden soon, I might have to try that.

Do it you will not regret it. I mean both the f-golf and visiting Sweden ;D

For all you interested in this growing sport:
http://www.uppsalafotbollsgolf.se/

Appearantly there is the World Cup coming up next year.
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #50 on: December 30, 2007, 01:52:53 am »
Id like to see a mixture of Rugby and Football....Oh wait Gaelic Football already covers that

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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #51 on: December 30, 2007, 09:57:31 pm »
Celebrity fight-to-the-death

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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #52 on: December 30, 2007, 11:23:02 pm »
ding dong ping pong

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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #53 on: December 30, 2007, 11:33:33 pm »
I'd like to see footy players have a lttle scrap like they do in hockey.
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #54 on: December 31, 2007, 05:47:27 am »
Checkers

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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #55 on: December 31, 2007, 02:00:35 pm »
*IDEA FOR SHOW*

Scally Wars.  (or Chav Wars if you are anywhere other than Liverpool)

Its based upon gladiators. 

Every part of the country (by council) is REQUIRED by law to put a team of 25 of the towns "best" scallys together for the tournament.  All entrats are required to sign a collision and death waiver - we intend to have them sign these in exchange for new burberry, kappa, certain lacoste kit and "lowie" hats.

Teams are drawn in a "round robin" and they are basically put into a big disused building and given loads of "toys".  They then have to fight to the death or until one team is killed.  There are subs allowed, but only when one of your own men has been killed.

This round robin continues until one council or town is crowned champions and all other Chelsea / scallys are dead, and we have managed to cull the population or Chelsea and c*nts in general.




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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #56 on: February 14, 2024, 06:46:38 am »
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #57 on: February 14, 2024, 12:09:49 pm »
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #58 on: February 14, 2024, 03:38:59 pm »
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That's brilliant  :lmao
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #59 on: February 14, 2024, 09:46:09 pm »
Wait did someone in this thread invent FootGolf?!
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #60 on: February 14, 2024, 10:36:22 pm »
The original Olympics were based on warrior disciplines, with the events aiming to give every part of a Greek army a chance to shine. Based on this, I'd like to see the following events.

Slinging
Horse archery
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #61 on: February 14, 2024, 11:27:30 pm »
The original Olympics were based on warrior disciplines, with the events aiming to give every part of a Greek army a chance to shine. Based on this, I'd like to see the following events.

Slinging
Horse archery

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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #62 on: February 15, 2024, 12:04:56 am »
Wait did someone in this thread invent FootGolf?!
Football golf has been big in Cornwall for years -on my local course  the 18th is brilliant cos you have to bend a free kick round a four man wall to get near the hole

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« Reply #63 on: February 15, 2024, 07:01:37 am »
Football golf has been big in Cornwall for years -on my local course  the 18th is brilliant cos you have to bend a free kick round a four man wall to get near the hole

Have they got an Onana hole? make the hole that big that you just need to be slightly on target to guarantee it going in

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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #64 on: February 15, 2024, 07:41:14 am »
Someone mentioned speedball a few pages back which was an excellent computer game. I always thought it was inspired by Rollerball - great film and real potential for a new sport. The dregs of society like Tories should be forced to play for our entertainment
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #65 on: February 15, 2024, 07:54:56 am »
Someone mentioned speedball a few pages back which was an excellent computer game. I always thought it was inspired by Rollerball - great film and real potential for a new sport. The dregs of society like Tories should be forced to play for our entertainment

I wouldn't find it entertaining watching a Tory wrestling with a joystick.
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« Reply #66 on: February 15, 2024, 07:57:25 am »
I wouldn't find it entertaining watching a Tory wrestling with a joystick.

What if they had an orange in their mouth and a bin bag over their head?

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« Reply #67 on: February 15, 2024, 09:12:44 am »
What if they had an orange in their mouth and a bin bag over their head?

We’re trying to create a new sport here, not a standard Tuesday night.

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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #68 on: February 15, 2024, 09:36:32 am »
That's brilliant  :lmao

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« Reply #69 on: February 15, 2024, 10:53:57 am »
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #70 on: February 15, 2024, 04:44:47 pm »
The original Olympics were based on warrior disciplines, with the events aiming to give every part of a Greek army a chance to shine. Based on this, I'd like to see the following events.

Slinging
Horse archery

Somehow I think the Mongolians might be in favor of a horse archery event in the olympics, just a hunch.

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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #71 on: February 15, 2024, 05:20:46 pm »
Have they got an Onana hole? make the hole that big that you just need to be slightly on target to guarantee it going in

no but they have an Antony hole which is a par 20

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« Reply #72 on: February 15, 2024, 05:32:50 pm »
Somehow I think the Mongolians might be in favor of a horse archery event in the olympics, just a hunch.

It should be part of the Olympics, given the prominence of Scythians and Thracians in ancient Greek history. See also slingers from Rhodes.
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #73 on: February 15, 2024, 05:36:41 pm »
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #74 on: February 15, 2024, 05:59:02 pm »
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #75 on: February 15, 2024, 06:29:33 pm »
ElBall. The ball game where passing, punting and scoring can only be done with the elbow. I've tried it. Its wild.
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