Author Topic: The Official Fernando Torres song (Read 125770 times)

GinKop · « **Reply #80 on:** July 7, 2007, 07:39:32 pm »

Quote from: JMarsh on July 7, 2007, 07:36:53 pm

Lots of hypocrisy in this thread. Wasn't Oh Campione nabbed off the PSV fans?

Who nabbed it off the PAOK fans. It's unavoidable really, unless we have some budding songwriters amongst us. Judging by this thread, we don't.

El mooro · « **Reply #81 on:** July 7, 2007, 07:51:38 pm »

Same tune to my other Rafa Benitez song, sung in a few away pubs last year. Fact:

Rafa Benitez, Rafa Benitez,
Luis , Xavi, Gonzalez.

Started slow, then faster with everyone bouncing around, Arsenal away especially.

KingKenneth · « **Reply #82 on:** July 7, 2007, 07:56:33 pm »

How is stealing some Greek teams superb chant and making it sound shit innovating exactly

-HH- · « **Reply #83 on:** July 7, 2007, 08:06:08 pm »

Quote from: BHB on July 7, 2007, 05:38:07 pm

WHHHHHHHHHHHOSHHHHHHHHHH

Why do some people take the internet so seriously?

Beauts

I know. Jester-hat wearing freaks.

Now what's with starting a new thread when I already had one, and making it official? Mine not good enoug for you?

charlie farley · « **Reply #84 on:** July 7, 2007, 08:08:42 pm »

OH FUCK! I said I want TEVEZZZ!

youngnlfc · « **Reply #85 on:** July 7, 2007, 08:14:36 pm »

Quote from: phoenix wright on July 7, 2007, 03:41:20 pm

La Cucaracha for Torres? No please!!! Here in Spain always have sounded "ridiculous".

Here in Spain was a simple song: "Fer.nan.do Tooorres lololloo, Fer.nan.do Toooorres lolololo" with this rthm:

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=IirlBqFzgDk

It says: "Suddenly start to hear the claps from the stand... and one song.. Fer-nan-do Tooorres lolololo, FernandoToooorres lolololo..."

just got back from the game and this song was getting sung and it was very good. an its lalalala not lololol

**This is the people singing him after he missed a penalty. He always said that this was the best moment (most emotive) of his carrer.

royhendo · « **Reply #86 on:** July 7, 2007, 08:14:56 pm »

posted this on the other thread - probably needs english/better words but the tune's magic - any songwriters in the house?

Quote from: royhendo on July 7, 2007, 12:37:08 pm

To the tune of the Sevilla song "Vamos Mi Sevilla".
Here's the song if you don't know it (22 seconds in): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66h_HrjmBzk&mode=related&search=

Conquistador
Goleador
Fernando Torres
Este es amor.

It means (I think):
Conqueror
Goalscorer (extraordinaire)
Fernando Torres
This is love.

So...

Coooon-kees-tadoooor
Gooooo-leea-dooooor
Feeeer-nan-do Torr-es
Es-te es amooooor...

(repeat repeat repeat for 20 minutes).

p.s. la cucaracha means the cockroach dunnit?

youngnlfc · « **Reply #87 on:** July 7, 2007, 08:15:55 pm »

Quote from: phoenix wright on July 7, 2007, 03:41:20 pm

La Cucaracha for Torres? No please!!! Here in Spain always have sounded "ridiculous".

Here in Spain was a simple song: "Fer.nan.do Tooorres lololloo, Fer.nan.do Toooorres lolololo" with this rthm:

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=IirlBqFzgDk

It says: "Suddenly start to hear the claps from the stand... and one song.. Fer-nan-do Tooorres lolololo, FernandoToooorres lolololo..."

**This is the people singing him after he missed a penalty. He always said that this was the best moment (most emotive) of his carrer.

just got back from the game and this song was getting sung and it was very good. an its lalalala not lololol

grifter · « **Reply #88 on:** July 7, 2007, 08:27:22 pm »

Quote from: youngnlfc on July 7, 2007, 08:15:55 pm

just got back from the game and this song was getting sung and it was very good. an its lalalala not lololol

Heard that too at Wrexham. Much better than the shite " official " one.

Waiting for........

" You either get it or you don,t "

ScouserTommy37 · « **Reply #89 on:** July 7, 2007, 08:32:02 pm »

Quote from: KingKenneth on July 7, 2007, 07:56:33 pm

How is stealing some Greek teams superb chant and making it sound shit innovating exactly

As long as it isn't nicked off another English side then that's sound. Wouldn't say it sounds shit at all.

ScouserTommy37 · « **Reply #90 on:** July 7, 2007, 08:34:07 pm »

Quote from: BHB on July 7, 2007, 06:23:21 pm

Discussed on the internet just as they were in the boozers, hardly internet based entirely are they?

Meoww

Yeah sorry forgot you are only a true fan if you have a youtube video of your song and sound like utter muppets because you are signing with no passion and each one of you has different words.

My bad.

harrytrow · « **Reply #91 on:** July 7, 2007, 08:39:40 pm »

Quote from: phoenix wright on July 7, 2007, 04:26:01 pm

Ok. It was only an "advice" in order you can know what people sang him here. Maybe you could have some ideas about that song...
La Cucaracha is not a "well rated" song here bacause it´s a "comical" song from years and years ago and it´s used in parties of old people. I said that because Torres is from Spain and maybe he doesn´t like it. But yes, I don´t go to Anfield so this isn´t with me and if people like it and Torres like it, perfect. It was only an opinion, no more...

It's 'gay' and that's t5he rewason it will castch on.
Thjen again I'm pidsed so ill let u know tomoroww

alonsoisared · « **Reply #92 on:** July 7, 2007, 08:44:23 pm »

Quote from: harrytrow on July 7, 2007, 08:39:40 pm

It's 'gay' and that's t5he rewason it will castch on.
Thjen again I'm pidsed so ill let u know tomoroww

easyeden · « **Reply #93 on:** July 7, 2007, 08:48:42 pm »

Quote from: pheonix wright on July 7, 2007, 08:15:55 pm

La Cucaracha for Torres? No please!!! Here in Spain always have sounded "ridiculous".

Here in Spain was a simple song: "Fer.nan.do Tooorres lololloo, Fer.nan.do Toooorres lolololo" with this rthm:

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=IirlBqFzgDk

It says: "Suddenly start to hear the claps from the stand... and one song.. Fer-nan-do Tooorres lolololo, FernandoToooorres lolololo..."

**This is the people singing him after he missed a penalty. He always said that this was the best moment (most emotive) of his carrer.

Quote from: youngnlfc on July 7, 2007, 08:15:55 pm

just got back from the game and this song was getting sung and it was very good. an its lalalala not lololol

Thank fuck for that this is the song we should go for sounds way better than the shit offical one

Someone said that the offical song is considered dumb/a joke/cringeworthy in spain, for this reason alone the La Cucaracha song should not be considered...also La Cucaracha means the Coackroach in spanish...this not the song for our new signing

The Atletico song is the one we need...so what if the Arsenal fans sing it for Ljunberg...not EVERY song has to be original...the most important thing is GOOD songs...some songs are unique to us, some are not, whats important is good songs and the atmosphere generated...I know which song I'll be singing

America's Sweetheart · « **Reply #94 on:** July 7, 2007, 08:52:36 pm »

Quote from: JohnLFC on July 7, 2007, 07:04:45 pm

some bad divvies on this website.

Bad divvies? What the fuck have you come as, a caricature of a 12 year old. Grow the fuck up, and fuck off back to your own website. Tit.

phoenix wright · « **Reply #95 on:** July 7, 2007, 09:07:23 pm »

Quote from: youngnlfc on July 7, 2007, 08:15:55 pm

just got back from the game and this song was getting sung and it was very good. an its lalalala not lololol

It is: "Fer.nan.do TOOOOrres LOLOLOLO, FernandoToooores lololo, fernandotoorres lololo..." and restart. Something like that (not exactly of course, I am not good translating the tune to letters).

I know that it is so because we sang it many times

But this was only a suggestion in order that you have ideas about a song... finally, people are going to sing that song that someone start singing and the others like to sing too.

Cheers.

BHB · « **Reply #96 on:** July 7, 2007, 09:09:43 pm »

It can be argued all day

What takes off takes off, what doesn't doesn't. Simple

(unless it's "unofficial"

)

BCCC · « **Reply #97 on:** July 7, 2007, 09:20:00 pm »

70's Ford Cortina air horn classic!

Get yerself down to Halfords tomorrow.

FlashingBlade · « **Reply #98 on:** July 7, 2007, 09:20:20 pm »

give me a "clap clap clapclapclap TORRES!!" as in "Dalglish!"..any day of the week..put the fear of God into the opposition that!...any more of these "casternet-bog roll hiding flamenco dancer " type tunes will be the ruin of us!..KEEP KOP SONGS INTIMIDATING!...

KKSI

campioni1984 · « **Reply #99 on:** July 7, 2007, 09:28:33 pm »

Fuck the oh campione song off,it was a jinx anyway.Keep the tune,cos its catchy,when sung SLOWLY.
Just a beginner,I`m sure better qualified than me can finish it off
Fernando Torres
The one and only,our number nine
.........?

The winner gets a pen and a kiss off Les Dawson

harrytrow · « **Reply #100 on:** July 7, 2007, 09:29:02 pm »

Quote from: FlashingBlade on July 7, 2007, 09:20:20 pm

give me a "clap clap clapclapclap TORRES!!" as in "Dalglish!"..any day of the week..put the fear of God into the opposition that!...any more of these "casternet-bog roll hiding flamenco dancer " type tunes will be the ruin of us!..KEEP KOP SONGS INTIMIDATING!...

KKSI

gerin la
sick of clickin me scstinettes while eatin me piella at breakafast

BIGdavalad · « **Reply #101 on:** July 7, 2007, 09:31:01 pm »

Quote from: campioni1984 on July 7, 2007, 09:28:33 pm

Fernando Torres
The one and only,our number nine
.........?

They say our days are numbered, we're not famous anymore
But Torres came from Spain to make us champs again.

It's shite, but so is the 'official' one.

BHB · « **Reply #102 on:** July 7, 2007, 09:31:20 pm »

Quote from: FlashingBlade on July 7, 2007, 09:20:20 pm

KEEP KOP SONGS INTIMIDATING!...

KKSI

What more do you want? We tell everyone how big and hard Gerrard is. And then there's....

"he's big, he's red, his feet stick out the bed...."

*pisses undies*

Jon_H · « **Reply #103 on:** July 7, 2007, 09:34:34 pm »

hes big, hes red, hes off his fuckin head

jjmoyo · « **Reply #104 on:** July 7, 2007, 09:34:48 pm »

rrrrrafa benitez , xavi alonso, torres and reina

campioni1984 · « **Reply #105 on:** July 7, 2007, 09:35:00 pm »

Quote from: BHB on July 7, 2007, 09:31:20 pm

What more do you want? We tell everyone how big and hard Gerrard is. And then there's....

"he's big, he's red, his feet stick out the bed...."

*pisses undies*

Our songs for players have been shite for yrs!
Hes Red hes great hes Paddy Bergers mate,marked the beginning of the downslide.
As for the Dalglish clap clap clap chant,that has to be earned,IMO.

FlashingBlade · « **Reply #106 on:** July 7, 2007, 09:35:29 pm »

I think More like " we'll see you all outside" ..or...humming Johnny Mathis' "When a child is born" ..I mean, 10,000 hard as rock Scousers humming that is fucking intimidating!

KKSI

BHB · « **Reply #107 on:** July 7, 2007, 09:39:21 pm »

Quote from: campioni1984 on July 7, 2007, 09:35:00 pm

Our songs for players have been shite for yrs!
Hes Red hes great hes Paddy Bergers mate,marked the beginning of the downslide.
As for the Dalglish clap clap clap chant,that has to be earned,IMO.

Agree on all 3 point made.

But we did have 2 boss songs for Berger!

Owen never got the St.John / Dalglish / Fowler chant until the end of his time with the club, when he'd earnt it. I don't think it can be thrown out to a new signing after all that's gone before. It has to be earnt.

FlashingBlade · « **Reply #108 on:** July 7, 2007, 09:43:09 pm »

earn a chant?....score the goal that wins the league I will write him a fucking opera!

Fliptop · « **Reply #109 on:** July 7, 2007, 09:45:32 pm »

I can do a Vorinin song; here goes

to the tune of "Sunny afternoon"

We signed him on a Bosman free,
He came here from Germany,
He's our player Andriy Voronin

He plays his football for Ukraine
He makes Shevchenko look quite plain,
He's our player Andriy Voronin

(Thanks for listening, I'll be here all week)

campioni1984 · « **Reply #110 on:** July 7, 2007, 09:50:18 pm »

All these songs are far too tricky.We have fans who clap halfway through YNWA,thinking its finished.The reason TFAR is so popular is because its simple,and takes no effort to learn.Hence the demise of 2 great songs such as Poor Scouser Tommy and A Liverbird Upon My Chest,and the rise of shite such as Easssy and who are ya.

rebel23 · « **Reply #111 on:** July 7, 2007, 10:08:32 pm »

best one ive seen on here was

to campione

Fernaandooo Torrresss,
Fernaandooo Toorrresss,
Fernaaandoo torr orr rress

and my own contribution was

Fernaandooo Torrresss,
Fernaandooo Torrresss,
ole, ole, ole

both are short, simple and work

or someone adapt it/add to it

kingluisgarcia · « **Reply #112 on:** July 7, 2007, 10:19:39 pm »

Yep, heard it at wrexham today...

Ferrrrnando Torres Na Na Na Naaa
Ferrrrnando Torres Na Na Na Naaa
Fernando Torres, you're the one for me

BHB · « **Reply #113 on:** July 7, 2007, 10:35:37 pm »

Another contribution by a lad on RAOTL:

..as far as I know it's totally original for a football song, and a legendary tune. Innovate don't imitate, in one..

Would love to hear a song to this, class!!! tune

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdNh9f2Wwm0 (48 seconds in, I have done my homework)

How about FERNANDOOOOOO...TORRES......NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAA....FERNANDOOOOOO...TORRES......NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAA (Scarfs swinging, getting a bit quicker an louder)

phoenix wright · « **Reply #114 on:** July 7, 2007, 10:38:38 pm »

Quote from: BHB on July 7, 2007, 10:35:37 pm

Another contribution by a lad on RAOTL:

..as far as I know it's totally original for a football song, and a legendary tune. Innovate don't imitate, in one..

Would love to hear a song to this, class!!! tune

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdNh9f2Wwm0 (48 seconds in, I have done my homework)

How about FERNANDOOOOOO...TORRES......NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAA....FERNANDOOOOOO...TORRES......NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAA (Scarfs swinging, getting a bit quicker an louder)

Interesting one. It's original.

youngnlfc · « **Reply #115 on:** July 7, 2007, 10:44:20 pm »

i like thats one BHB well its alot better than the other song you posted

Anthony · « **Reply #116 on:** July 7, 2007, 10:44:55 pm »

Fernando-do-do
Shake the defence up for me
Fernando-do-do
And we'll score a goal or three...

Quote from: ScouserTommy37 on July 7, 2007, 08:34:07 pm

Yeah sorry forgot you are only a true fan if you have a youtube video of your song

Oh alright then...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu-UkTv8tVk

BHB · « **Reply #117 on:** July 7, 2007, 10:49:24 pm »

Quote from: youngnlfc on July 7, 2007, 10:44:20 pm

i like thats one BHB well its alot better than the other song you posted

Not my creations - just passing on the ideas of others.

I like them both.

Anything but that "I love you baby" shite

youngnlfc · « **Reply #118 on:** July 7, 2007, 10:49:47 pm »

Quote from: Anthony on July 7, 2007, 10:44:55 pm

Fernando-do-do
Shake the defence up for me
Fernando-do-do
And we'll score a goal or three...

Oh alright then...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu-UkTv8tVk

whats about

Fernando-do-do
will you score a goal for me
Fernando-do-do
will you score a goal for me
with your left with your right with your head or with your knee
Fernando-do-do
will you score a goal for me

LpoolHope5* · « **Reply #119 on:** July 7, 2007, 10:51:18 pm »

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=ghbMqkRsFd0&NR=1