I know a few tight pricks.
I know this one lad(he was in the Boasters thread about the Invisible Women he seems to bag when Im in the Toilet or by the bar) and everytime we go out, he cries poverty and says hes only got £3 to his name, so everyone feels sorry for him and buys him drinks.
Then when hes had a few drinks and getting pissed you see him pulling out all these banknotes on the sly, one time I confronted him and said, 'You said you had £2 on you, unless the bank are making 10p notes then your trying to make c*nts out of us', he denies having the notes then and hes then playing away on the BANDIT HALF A HOUR LATER!!!
His other trick is to ask someone for a lend of a Fiver, they lend him it then when they want it back he says, 'Oh come on lad you arent going to ask a mate for a measly Fiver back are you?', Id have let him off with the fiver but of course I learned he leant a Fiver off 6 of the other lads we hang around with as well(so thats £35 quid in the tight c*nts for nothing if we didnt pressure him for the money back).
And when we have a night out, he fucks off the toilet or just goes missing for about 20 minutes on his round, and when the tight c*nt does get a round, he buys himself half a lager and then gets double vodka and red bulls on everyone elses round.
HE EVEN HAD THE CHEEK TO ASK ONE OF THE LADS TO GIVE HIM MONEY TO BUY A DRINK FOR THIS GIRL HE WANTED TO CHAT UP!!!
And dont even get me started on Taxis, he always says oh I gave my money to such and such(you ask that person he has given them about 32p in pennies for the taxi and thats when he bothers to pay).
Then the tight c*nt threw up in the taxi the other week, we were going from Town back to Kirkby(Journey is usually about £16 without anyone being sick in the cab) so we had to pay for the journey and for the tight c*nt vomiting, so we asked him for the money while the fella was sorting the cab out and THE TIGHT c*nt SAID HES ONLY GOT ABOUT £2.40!!
So we were all left covering the bill for him vomiting as well, I told the lads I wont go out in his company again.
ONE TIGHT c*nt!!
Theres a couple more lads I know like that Ill name and shame them as well when Ive got a bit more time.....