Topic: Mingebags

[DowntheLine1981]

lol, love this thread!  Keep 'em coming.



On a side note, I wonder how the phrase 'mingebag' originated, since err.... going from its literal meaning.... err.... I can't really see the correlation with that and tightness.

Quite the opposite in fact.

[gnaume]

i had a mate who used to keep a ciggy box in his front jacket pocket with one ciggy in it. if anyone tried bumming a ciggy off him he would say it was his last one. he would keep a full pack in the lining of his jacket. 

[Grobbelrevell]

and it was this lad's (lets call him mike finnegan)

 

Would seriously f**k him off though. Thats unreal.

[Walshy nMe®]

The PX80 collection?

Yeah.  Did it on the back of a Skoda pick up.  The salesboy who brough it out to the car wasn;t impressed, but we put cushions below it and strapped it down so it was as asturdy as it could be

[Maggie May]

Mingebags are spoilers.  Always looking for an "edge" to take advantage in some way - which for some weird reason seems to give them incredible pleasure - like as if the rest of the world is their prey, and getting one over on people is their main aim in life. You can never relax and be normal when they're around.  They just trade on the good nature of people who see them as friends, but they don't see the same way back.  They just see them as creatures to be used and exploited.

We (well I - Mr May is far too tolerant) ditched our mingebag years ago and have never regretted it.  But it was difficult because Geoff the Minger was uninsultable (even by my standards), and clung on like a leech.  Even going to the lengths of calling Mr May, and getting him to agree to go out  when I'd prevously told the Minger we would do no such thing - if you please.   

So he was clearly not bovvered about causing trouble between us so long as he got his own way.  Crass manipulation.  So since he'd picked the ground for a battle of wills, there was no way he was ever going to win.  Cheeky fucker for ever thinking such. 

[.adam]

Some lad in work came up to my boss the other day and asked to borrow two quid. My boss didn't have it so she asked if my colleague would lend it to him. The borrower asked if he could lend it to my boss who would in turn lend it to said borrower.

We all thought this was a bit weird but they went along with it anyways. Today, one week after borrowing the two quid and not mentioning anything about paying it back since, my boss has asked the lad about the money. He's just said, and I kid you not, "Can I give it you back on Friday, that's when I get paid".

TWO FUCKING QUID and he's got to wait til he gets paid to pay it back!?!? The lad must be on about £25k p/yr min. FUCKING MINGEBAG.

Couldn't stop pissing myself when he asked if he could pay it back on Friday.

This same lad, who must be about 26/27 came in with the WORST limp yesterday too (miraculously it has gone today) and when asked what caused it, he said he fell off his skateboard!!!!! BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.

[BazC]

Forgot to tell about the BIGGEST mingebag EVER. We've barely spoken to him and don't know him. Yet, he'll come down from his room and just sit there chatting shite, but without fail he'll ask one of us for something. Once he came in and asked us what we were upto- I replied that we were thinking of what to get from takeaway, cheeky c*nt says "yeah I'm up for eating out, how much money you guys got?" I was stunned. He'll come in and as us if he could borrow your phone (despite the c*nt receiving texts and sending them on his own phone). Fair enough- I lent it to him the first time, probably ran out of credit. But he does it ALL the time when he comes in. Once he came in, and we were having a bit of a session- drinks and pizza flowing- a few of my mates from back home had come up to uni, and there were mates from here... he came in (by this time we'd stopped letting him in, but the door was open this time and he wlked in) and proceded to ask us if anyone had minutes. I said I was out (was I fuck) and my other mates had said they were all on Pay as you Go (thye weren't). Funny thing is we'd just been telling our other mates about this twat. One of my mates was about to hit him- he was also being a cheeky c*nt. Then, he called US all fucking CHEAP! Cheeky c*nt...

[mickdundee]

This fella i work with at the mine(Australia) is a proper mingebag. He earns a decent wedge around 40-50k a year.

he works shifts, 7 days on , 7 off. when he's on site he knicks loads of tinned food and biscuits to take home, knicks the bog rolls, wouldn't mind but its that stuff that like sand paper. You can buy a beer on the mine for 90p, the fucker will never get one, the minute the boss throws a shout(free round) he appears from nowhere, he found out that we were chucking out a load of nuts that where past their sell by date, he nearly bit the lock off the store room to get first dibs.

He went on his Hols back to the UK for him and his missus holiday of a lifetime, he sent a postcard back to the lads which read "looking forward to coming back as everything is too expensive"

His daughter got married last year, she bought her wedding dress on the Wednesday, got married on the Saturday then took ker fuckin dress back to the shop for a refund!!!!

[marvellous10]

His daughter got married last year, she bought her wedding dress on the Wednesday, got married on the Saturday then took ker fuckin dress back to the shop for a refund!!!!

Must run in family - tight c*nts! 

[Oingy Boingy]

This is one were me an a few mates got called mingebags...a couple of years back we were stuck in traffic leaving creamfields flaked out and dieing to get home and this girl came up to the window asking if we had any smokes.....we did but none of us could be arsed an we all said no..well this didnt go down to well and the bitch fuckin flipped started kicking an punching the car shoutin "yas must be the healthiest fuckin clubbers ive ever met ya miserable lyin bastards"...but because there was loadsa cops about and none of us were fit to be driving we just sat there until  my mate stuck his head out the window and uttered "so did yer have a goodnight then love" classic.

[Roberts LFC]

This same lad, who must be about 26/27 came in with the WORST limp yesterday too (miraculously it has gone today) and when asked what caused it, he said he fell off his skateboard!!!!! BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.

Now thats funny that!! Fell off his skateboard hahahaha!


Well yesterday I was having a few pints with my mate in Wetherspoons in Kirkby and one of the lads I used to work with came over talking to me about what went on with me and just telling me to fight them all the way.
Next to us we notice this man glancing at me with his bird(two scruffy looking c*nts) so the lad who I worked with wished me all the best and got off and me and my mate are sitting there enjoying our pint.
But the scruffy fella says to us. 'Thats where I know you two from! I used to work on DWP', so we start having a chat to this fella and hes going on about how hes seen people getting chopped up and how much money hes made through scams etc(all bullshit of course).
Then about 20 minutes later he says to me, 'Hey mate sorry to ask this but can you spare me and my bird a few quid..you know help a brother out'.
So I tell him politely no as I have my own problems at the moment, he then says, 'Come on mate just a couple of quid', this time I tell him No again.
He then says, 'Come on mate dont be a tight c*nt just 10 bob im sure you have it there'.
So then I say, 'Listen mate I liked you at first dont push your fucking luck okay'.
So I go the toilet about five minutes later and my mate only texts me to say 'Come down quick lad this fella is doing my fucking head in asking me for money now, the c*nt had the cheek to ask me for a tenner saying he has to feed his kids'.
So I come down, by now the fella asks me if I have any credit on my phone or ciggie papers and I blow my top and tell the fella straight to fuck off, so my mate knows Ill end up punching his head in so he says 'lets go somewhere else after here', so I drink up and my mate leaves near half a pint, because he can see the red mist flaring up in my eyes.
The fella then says to my mate, 'hey mate you finished with that pint' my mate replies 'yes', so the dirty c*nt picks the half pint up and starts drinking it!

[kitano]

Some lad who used to go to our college, never met anyone like him, worst tightarse ever.

His bird broke her phone so being the gentleman that he is, he decided to lend her a spare phone he had lying around.
He only had the cheek to charge her, £10 a week i think it was..disgusting!

Bare in mind she was using her own sim card and put her own credit on.

[Conde]

what a fucking stig, whats your mate doing leaving half a pint

[Conde]

Some lad who used to go to our college, never met anyone like him, worst tightarse ever.

His bird broke her phone so being the gentleman that he is, he decided to lend her a spare phone he had lying around.
He only had the cheek to charge her, £10 a week i think it was..disgusting!

Bare in mind she was using her own sim card and put her own credit on.

hahahaha, without doubt the winner.

[Roberts LFC]

what a fucking stig, whats your mate doing leaving half a pint

My mate realised I was on the verge of twatting the fella, Ive had the worst 9 days of my life this week probably so I was in no mood for fucking bums like the man trying to ruin our night when we had just come out for a quiet few pints to take our minds off things.
Besides theres not many decent places to drink in Kirkby nowadays so I wouldnt want to get barred from there for smashing the fellas teeth in.

[Conde]

My mate realised I was on the verge of twatting the fella, Ive had the worst 9 days of my life this week probably so I was in no mood for fucking bums

Sounds a long week.

[wickolfc]

Ive had the worst 9 days of my life this week

Only 7 days in a week you know.

[DowntheLine1981]

Now thats funny that!! Fell off his skateboard hahahaha!


Well yesterday I was having a few pints with my mate in Wetherspoons in Kirkby and one of the lads I used to work with came over talking to me about what went on with me and just telling me to fight them all the way.
Next to us we notice this man glancing at me with his bird(two scruffy looking c*nts) so the lad who I worked with wished me all the best and got off and me and my mate are sitting there enjoying our pint.
But the scruffy fella says to us. 'Thats where I know you two from! I used to work on DWP', so we start having a chat to this fella and hes going on about how hes seen people getting chopped up and how much money hes made through scams etc(all bullshit of course).
Then about 20 minutes later he says to me, 'Hey mate sorry to ask this but can you spare me and my bird a few quid..you know help a brother out'.
So I tell him politely no as I have my own problems at the moment, he then says, 'Come on mate just a couple of quid', this time I tell him No again.
He then says, 'Come on mate dont be a tight c*nt just 10 bob im sure you have it there'.
So then I say, 'Listen mate I liked you at first dont push your fucking luck okay'.
So I go the toilet about five minutes later and my mate only texts me to say 'Come down quick lad this fella is doing my fucking head in asking me for money now, the c*nt had the cheek to ask me for a tenner saying he has to feed his kids'.
So I come down, by now the fella asks me if I have any credit on my phone or ciggie papers and I blow my top and tell the fella straight to fuck off, so my mate knows Ill end up punching his head in so he says 'lets go somewhere else after here', so I drink up and my mate leaves near half a pint, because he can see the red mist flaring up in my eyes.
The fella then says to my mate, 'hey mate you finished with that pint' my mate replies 'yes', so the dirty c*nt picks the half pint up and starts drinking it!

I live in Kirkby, and sadly, that kind of person isn't unusual.  Horrible mingebag twat.

[Roberts LFC]

I live in Kirkby, and sadly, that kind of person isn't unusual.  Horrible mingebag twat.

I know mate the place is infested with the twats, thats one of the reasons why people dont drink in our towny anymore is because you always get random tramps in pubs asking you for spare change or to buy them a bevvie, Im like fuck off!

[only6times]

mingebags, are you one? do you know one? fella i work with in his early 60's is one tight twat. i know for those born during or after the 2nd world war times were very hard and this could be a factor, heres a few of his moves.fills a flask in work before going home to save his leccy, has a beard "too dear razors", eats crackerbread and dabs the crumbs up, we went on the piss a few years ago and had a kitty, one of the lads ordered the round and passed the money to scrooge to pay while he went the bog, came back and said to the lad "jammy c*nt,only a pound a pint"then rattled off the prices from the previous rounds, we then said it was a kitty whats the problem? any stories from yourselves or tips i could pass on would be put into practice by the door hinge as long as they are free.

The minge brought his leccy razor into work this week to charge it up on the company leccy.

[tedmus]

I work with a bloke who recycles his foil from his butties, uses the same foil all week, wont let you chuck it, even has got it out the bin if it has!
And if he needs bread and butter,(say if he brings soup in) he'll stand in front of the fridge waying up which tub won't miss much and which loaf won't miss a slice or two.
Rarely comes out for a beer when we have a works night out.

Proper door hinge.

[Joshytoohotty]

I used to know a lad when we were at School who would spit on his popcorn when we went the pictures so that nobody asked for any!

[WorldChampions]

I used to know a lad when we were at School who would spit on his popcorn when we went the pictures so that nobody asked for any!

Should have punched it out of his hand all over the floor

[Conde]

my mate does that brings biscuits in to the front room and licks them all so i can't eat em, fair enough coz i have a record of nabbing them when hes looking at the TV.

[albertared]

The minge brought his leccy razor into work this week to charge it up on the company leccy.

you must be kidding?

[Cusamano]

Some lad who used to go to our college, never met anyone like him, worst tightarse ever.

His bird broke her phone so being the gentleman that he is, he decided to lend her a spare phone he had lying around.
He only had the cheek to charge her, £10 a week i think it was..disgusting!

Bare in mind she was using her own sim card and put her own credit on.

[only6times]

you must be kidding?

Alas i'm not.

[Maggie May]

you must be kidding?

Oh no he ain't by no means.  I think I've mentioned earlier on in the thread about the fella who trained himself to only poo in work and so not contribute to the very minor sum of the household budget that covered a pack of toilet rolls.  And they were only buying the flimsy "Value" stuff - not the Andrex Super Lovely Bum Caring Tissue With Extra Expensive Bum Moisturising Stuff In it - anyway.  Absolutely true. 

[6BigCups]

people who ask for saveys on drinks. tight arses.

[OOT'erConnie]

people who ask for saveys on drinks. tight arses.

I do that all the time to be honest. Specially when im skint and in need of a drink.

[Brian Blessed]

I do that all the time to be honest. Specially when im skint and in need of a drink.

But do you make up for it when you do have some cash?

[TSC]

I went for a night out with a bloke who I hadn't seen in years.  He'd moved away and I was in the town which he'd moved to for some work meeting, so organised a bit of a session.  Had heard stories he was a bit of a tightwad.  Anyway the lager I was drinking was 30p more per pint than his tipple.  Everytime it was his turn to buy he asked me for the 30p.  Couldn't believe it!  Thought he was joking at first.

[Walshy nMe®]

Would have told him to go fuck himself, the mingebag bastard!

[only6times]

Would have told him to go fuck himself, the mingebag bastard!

Would have swilled the c*nt first.

[stevie h g]

some bloke in work got double glazing fitted so the kids couldn't hear the icecream van - joke!

[grimreaper]

some bloke in work got double glazing fitted so the kids couldn't hear the icecream van - joke!

 

[blurred]

some bloke in work got double glazing fitted so the kids couldn't hear the icecream van - joke!

How much ice-cream do his kids eat to make that decision economically viable, eh? Jesus...

[only6times]

some bloke in work got double glazing fitted so the kids couldn't hear the icecream van - joke!

Do what the best minges do, tell the kids the tunes mean there's no ice cream left.

[DowntheLine1981]

Do what the best minges do, tell the kids the tunes mean there's no ice cream left.

or lock them up in a cellar for 20 years and tell them that its the sound that a bird makes when angry.


... what?  what did I say?

[Roberts LFC]

Last night we had a belter with my mate who we call the Taxi Dodger.
He brought his mate from work with him who to be fair is a sound lad, his mate asks us if we wanted a drink, so me and my other mate said okay.
He came back with 4 pints, then it was my round the Taxi Dodger said he would have a JD and Coke(A Double!) despite he never drinks JD, I wouldnt mind if he drank it on his round, BUT OH NO THE BEST IS STILL TO COME!
I go for a piss, and Taxi Dodger goes up the bar, when I come back im looking around asking where my pint of Strongbow is, Taxi Dodger looks puzzled and says, 'Strongbow?', I say, 'Yes my Drink that you got from the bar?'
Then Taxi Dodger points at the table and I SEE 4 SHITTY £1 APPLE SOUR SHOTS ON THE TABLE(MY ROUND WAS OVER £10).
I said to him, 'Tell me thats a joke, That your round is it? IS IT??!!??'
He then conviently walks off and pretends hes got a phonecall off one of his fantasy birds, then my mate gets a text, 'Im in the Fudge, I will see you there'.
I thought you can fuck right off you cheeky c*nt, my mate sent him a text saying, 'We arent going there, we will be in the Reflex, get a proper round in when you get there'.
Funnily enough we got no reply back and never seen him again all night.