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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9440 on: April 5, 2024, 12:23:22 am »
No way this fella is a genuine United fan. He nearly sounded happy saying oh no when the last goal went in.
yeah he's so over the top it's ridiculous, Goldbridge can be quite funny but this guy is just a bell end
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9441 on: April 5, 2024, 12:28:42 am »
One thing is confusing me. If they have the greatest CM/CDM since football began in 1992, how are they conceding these average of 30 shots per game?

They were 3-2 up in the 93rd minute, Mainoo hoicked another ball straight out of play. Chelsea then went up and got the pen.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9442 on: April 5, 2024, 12:33:17 am »
yeah he's so over the top it's ridiculous, Goldbridge can be quite funny but this guy is just a bell end
Grown men reacting like adolescents to raise their social media profile is one of the weirder phenomenons.  That said, the No Context Goldbridge Xitter account was one of my guilty pleasures and one of the few things I miss about it since Musk's takeover.


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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9443 on: April 5, 2024, 12:47:33 am »
'GOLDBRIDGE Best Bits | Chelsea 4-3 Man United' - a 14 minute video:-

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/2r9sW9yizSY" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/2r9sW9yizSY</a>

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a 3 minute version with Utd winning still winning 3-2 - https://twitter.com/NoContextMarkG/status/1775998485872984072

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9444 on: April 5, 2024, 12:57:32 am »



Fuck off Antony Taylor :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9445 on: April 5, 2024, 01:05:54 am »
And they storm back into 6th.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9446 on: April 5, 2024, 01:27:51 am »
And they storm back into 6th.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9447 on: April 5, 2024, 01:42:17 am »
Lining up nicely for us to get another Man Utd manager sacked (in addition to making up for the FA Cup shitshow).

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9448 on: April 5, 2024, 01:55:58 am »
A mid table battle for the ages.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9449 on: April 5, 2024, 02:35:49 am »
Are they back?

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9450 on: April 5, 2024, 02:36:39 am »
I refuse to laugh at them until after our game. Karma is a bitch  :-\

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9451 on: April 5, 2024, 03:29:48 am »
I refuse to laugh at them until after our game. Karma is a bitch  :-\

No, you should always laugh at them. All the time.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9452 on: April 5, 2024, 03:32:30 am »
"That is the biggest fucking injustice I have ever seen."

Nah mate, that was in the FA Cup.

How the fuck United fans can say that without a sense of irony, after the results they've spawned this season, they're at least 10 points further up the table than they should be.

But last 2 matches, 98th minute in both matches, United 1-0 up at Brentford, then 3-2 up at Chelsea, end up getting 1 point from those matches. ;D


Checks the table, & United have a negative goal difference which is ridiculous this late into the season. ;D
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9453 on: April 5, 2024, 03:56:58 am »
They are rioting on Sunday. No way the game goes ahead.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9454 on: April 5, 2024, 04:31:34 am »
United is just so fun to watch.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9455 on: April 5, 2024, 04:37:24 am »
Cruyff: "Victory is not enough, there also needs to be beautiful football."

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9456 on: April 5, 2024, 06:08:14 am »
No, you should always laugh at them. All the time.
Yeah you are right to be honest. Time to watch some highlights and make my Friday a little bit better  ;D

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9457 on: April 5, 2024, 06:31:40 am »
It all gets too much for the flying pig from 02:19, actually think he may need a welfare check.

https://www.youtube.com/live/ZWXgouHD_mo?si=PSizMkVtIXxJNSnD

  :lmao
After that "Never a fuckin pen!.." rant, he almost started crying... you can almost see the tears start welling up.
2:19:20

He completely lost it a few moments later! ;D
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In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9458 on: April 5, 2024, 07:07:43 am »
Given how many shots they concede Onana must actually be keeping a fair few out. Though I suspect they give up a large number of low quality shots as opposition analysts must know how poor Onana has been for them.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9459 on: April 5, 2024, 07:18:48 am »
Another record for Ten Hag: latest ever loss from a winning position in PL history (from being in the lead at 99 minutes and 17 seconds).
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9460 on: April 5, 2024, 07:19:52 am »
Another record for Ten Hag: latest ever loss from a winning position in PL history (from being in the lead at 99 minutes and 17 seconds).
Fergie time!
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But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9461 on: April 5, 2024, 07:34:24 am »
Dalot clipped Madueke's heel which made them both lose their stride and fall over.  That said, if Gillett hadn't given it then the VAR officials would almost certainly not have given it either (given they spent two minutes trying to find a way not to give it!).

Clipped him and then gave him a reach-around for good measure.

It was a stonewall pen. Dalot slipped and impeded Madueke. At that pace, Madueke can't stay on his feet.

If he had of clipped his heel then yes it was a penalty, but I couldn't see that in the replays. Maybe I haven't watched them enough. All I saw was the reach around. Was the reach around enough for a penalty? Maybe, but not definitely.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9462 on: April 5, 2024, 08:05:13 am »
If he had of clipped his heel then yes it was a penalty, but I couldn't see that in the replays. Maybe I haven't watched them enough. All I saw was the reach around. Was the reach around enough for a penalty? Maybe, but not definitely.

It's a stonewall penalty. Even though Coote really wanted to rule it out and poured over the penalty for two minutes he couldn't find anything wrong with it

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9463 on: April 5, 2024, 08:16:41 am »
Winning 2-3 in the 97th minute, but lose 4-3.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9464 on: April 5, 2024, 08:28:01 am »
It's a stonewall penalty. Even though Coote really wanted to rule it out and poured over the penalty for two minutes he couldn't find anything wrong with it

Are you basing that on he was clipped, or the reach around?
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9465 on: April 5, 2024, 08:48:21 am »
Another record for Ten Hag: latest ever loss from a winning position in PL history (from being in the lead at 99 minutes and 17 seconds).

Have they taken this from Everton, after their game against Newcastle a few years back?

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9466 on: April 5, 2024, 08:52:26 am »
Shameful for a supposed big club. Let's put ETH's United career in a coffin on Sunday. It's the very least he deserves.
What do you mean? He's done a brilliant job has Ten Hag, they are breaking records every week it seems. Sign him up for another 5 years.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9467 on: April 5, 2024, 08:55:19 am »
"Era's come to an end"

And sweet prince this weekend yours will come.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9468 on: April 5, 2024, 08:59:22 am »
Just watched last night's utd game and think these will be similarly stalwart in their defense on Sunday.  Trying all they can to stop us scoring and catching us on the break.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9469 on: April 5, 2024, 09:10:00 am »
Must be another record conceding 3 injury time goals in 2 games😂
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9470 on: April 5, 2024, 09:10:20 am »
If he had of clipped his heel then yes it was a penalty, but I couldn't see that in the replays. Maybe I haven't watched them enough. All I saw was the reach around. Was the reach around enough for a penalty? Maybe, but not definitely.

I'm with you on this one, I couldn't see Madueke's leg get caught at all, the only contact I saw was Dalot's forearm brush against Madueke's hip during the aforementioned reach around. If that's the only contact then it's not much at all, Dalot falling clumsily just made it look a lot worse than it was.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9471 on: April 5, 2024, 09:33:54 am »
It's great to know that Ten Hag will get sacked, they'll appoint some "massive" name and the same thing will happen again, and they'll still be scratching their heads wondering why they are shit

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9472 on: April 5, 2024, 09:37:09 am »
All I saw was the reach around.
What videos are you watching?

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9473 on: April 5, 2024, 09:39:39 am »
It's great to know that Ten Hag will get sacked, they'll appoint some "massive" name and the same thing will happen again, and they'll still be scratching their heads wondering why they are shit

It will be Southgate and it's going to be glorious!! This could top the David Moyes appointment it really could  ;D

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9474 on: April 5, 2024, 09:47:32 am »
What videos are you watching?

https://dubz.co/v/p3250d

Just can't see the clip on the heels. If you can then it's definitely a pen, but without it - well then we're in a discussion. Darwin and Mo regularly get pulled down with much worse than that yet never gets a penalty, yet we're given plenty of yellow cards for much less. It's the inconsistency that gets me.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9475 on: April 5, 2024, 09:58:56 am »
https://dubz.co/v/p3250d

Just can't see the clip on the heels. If you can then it's definitely a pen, but without it - well then we're in a discussion. Darwin and Mo regularly get pulled down with much worse than that yet never gets a penalty, yet we're given plenty of yellow cards for much less. It's the inconsistency that gets me.

I do think it's a foul and a penalty but you're right in saying that there's absolutely no way Mo or Darwin gets awarded that.

Mo gets fouled in the box about 3 or 4 times a game and is told to get up every single time.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9476 on: April 5, 2024, 10:02:31 am »
Must be another record conceding 3 injury time goals in 2 games😂
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9477 on: April 5, 2024, 10:06:11 am »
This kid will have a bright future, if he's using their results as inspiration or fuel!  ;D

Littler's latest win fuelled by Man Utd loss - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/darts/68736144

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9478 on: April 5, 2024, 10:08:10 am »
dont they get anything for being up 3-2 at 99th min?

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #9479 on: April 5, 2024, 10:16:30 am »
This kid will have a bright future, if he's using their results as inspiration or fuel!  ;D

Littler's latest win fuelled by Man Utd loss - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/darts/68736144

No wonder his hair’s receding already.