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Worst Liverpool haircuts
« on: December 3, 2023, 03:52:39 pm »
Is Nunez's the worst?



The only other ones as bad I remember are Elliott's and Cisse's...

Mark my words. Top 8 will be a massive struggle.
We won't make any big signings this season and we will go back to being a top4 club.

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #1 on: December 3, 2023, 04:07:25 pm »
The 70's perms
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #2 on: December 3, 2023, 04:08:05 pm »
Remember the John Barnes "self-cut" anyone?

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #3 on: December 3, 2023, 04:08:36 pm »
Its gotta be said - Mo's looks kinda shit in the rain  ;D

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #4 on: December 3, 2023, 04:09:11 pm »
Maybe Klopp made him do it as punishment for his spat with pep last week 🤣

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #5 on: December 3, 2023, 04:09:21 pm »
I had a 70's perm. Always copped off in The Beachy afterwards..

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #6 on: December 3, 2023, 04:09:57 pm »
Its gotta be said - Mo's looks kinda shit in the rain  ;D

The Don king look

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #7 on: December 3, 2023, 04:09:59 pm »
Its gotta be said - Mo's looks kinda shit in the rain  ;D

Yeah :lmao The front receding hairline is so evident and it balloons at the back with his lovely afro ;D
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #8 on: December 3, 2023, 04:34:01 pm »
This is up there. Remembering watching MOtD with a stinking hangover and thinking I was still hammered from the night before.


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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #9 on: December 3, 2023, 07:38:46 pm »
Bobby's worst do.


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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #10 on: December 3, 2023, 08:35:15 pm »
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #11 on: December 3, 2023, 09:04:26 pm »
Its gotta be said - Mo's looks kinda shit in the rain  ;D
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #12 on: December 3, 2023, 09:14:34 pm »

I went to college with Paul in the glasses on the left, always loved his music.

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #13 on: December 3, 2023, 09:15:21 pm »
Anyway, what about Harry Kewells double pony tail?

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #14 on: December 3, 2023, 09:31:35 pm »
Haaland definitely giving Nunez a run for his money
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #15 on: December 3, 2023, 10:07:10 pm »
Fowler going blonde.
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #16 on: December 3, 2023, 10:10:09 pm »
I went to college with Paul in the glasses on the left, always loved his music.

Quite liked Flock of Dickheads myself, but the bonce...
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #17 on: December 4, 2023, 12:53:14 am »
Quite liked Flock of Dickheads myself, but the bonce...
And to think, Mike Score was a hairdresser.

He slept with my mates wife too, so my mate hated seeing him on telly.  :-\
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #18 on: December 4, 2023, 01:23:57 am »
Skrtel, for deliberately shaving head when he could grow hair all along
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #19 on: December 4, 2023, 01:29:34 am »
 Harvey Elliot’s pot noodle head is a shocker.

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #20 on: December 4, 2023, 04:24:50 am »
Kewells double pony tail!
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #21 on: December 4, 2023, 08:15:34 am »
Thommos perm is up there.

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #22 on: December 4, 2023, 08:08:23 pm »
To be honest, I couldn't stand Hendo's moh's hardness scale hair gel

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #23 on: December 5, 2023, 02:54:09 pm »
This is up there. Remembering watching MOtD with a stinking hangover and thinking I was still hammered from the night before.


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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #24 on: December 5, 2023, 03:10:52 pm »
Yeah :lmao The front receding hairline is so evident and it balloons at the back with his lovely afro ;D

It's gonna end up like Krusty the Clown ;D


Voronin and Venison have to be up there.
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #25 on: December 5, 2023, 03:18:54 pm »
Harvey Elliot’s pot noodle head is a shocker.

It really is.

He obviously doesn't realize how ridicullous it looks.

Noodle pot is pretty spot on too.  well played.

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #27 on: December 5, 2023, 09:51:47 pm »
I went to college with Paul in the glasses on the left, always loved his music.
went down a bit of a you tube rat hole on them a few months ago.  Very interesting band.
Much bigger in the US than they were here too.
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #28 on: December 6, 2023, 02:53:39 pm »
Remember the John Barnes "self-cut" anyone?
Oooh boy that was bad! :D Was it against Everton or Newcastle?  Can't quite remember but it was televised.  An absolute shocker!
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #29 on: December 6, 2023, 03:11:12 pm »
Craig Johnson’s permed mullet hasn’t aged well.

Elliot’s hair has actually improved from what it was when we signed him.

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #30 on: December 6, 2023, 03:25:22 pm »
All your Da's in one thread moaning about 20-odd year old lads haircuts!

Personally I'm just jealous they have hair to do these styles with.
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #31 on: December 6, 2023, 03:36:37 pm »
Elliot’s hair has actually improved from what it was when we signed him.

Which is saying something!  :-X
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #32 on: December 6, 2023, 06:28:48 pm »
Any one of Stevie's 'done it himself' number three all over buzz cuts.

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #34 on: December 6, 2023, 07:23:08 pm »

The only other ones as bad I remember are Elliott's and Cisse's...



That should be in a best haircuts topic

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #35 on: December 6, 2023, 07:29:33 pm »
Got a bit of a jumpscare when scrolling down to Trent's dreadlocks, thought it was a tarantula.

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #36 on: December 7, 2023, 12:49:29 pm »


I legit thought his haircut would affect his vision. ;D
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #37 on: December 7, 2023, 01:18:12 pm »
I legit thought his haircut would affect his vision. ;D

Maybe it's what was keeping his shorts pulled up, though...
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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #38 on: January 12, 2024, 09:08:07 am »
Kill the humourless

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Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2024, 09:10:59 am »
That should be in a best haircuts topic

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That's what I was thinking - how can you criticise that work of art?