Topic: General Manchester City thread

[Barneylfc∗]

City's next 4 games are Chelsea, United, Arsenal & Leicester City. They may be out of the race if we keep doing our job.

They're away to Newcastle and Burnley after Chelsea

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[I've been a good boy]

What was he complaining about there? Either way he looks like an absolute psycho

[Medellin]

[Barneylfc∗]

What was he complaining about there? Either way he looks like an absolute psycho

Not being given a penalty when Sterling smashed the ball at Trent's arm from 2 yards

[Redondos Barber]

Pep Guardiola, Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Stu Brennan. Can you hear me Stu Brennan? Your boys took one hell of a beating! Your boys took one hell of a beating!

Don't forget Curly Watts!

[Father Ted]

“Two! Two £60m plus players for every position and still we’re getting twatted!”

[elsewhere]

Pep really is losing the plot, isn't he?

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Pips head has fallen off

[Zlen]

Ask to Mike Rikey! Ask to Mike Riley! [emoji16]

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

Fourmidable indeed

[Wabaloolah]

Love that, funny as fuck!

[TheTeflonJohn]

Love that, funny as fuck!

It`s the last part of it that cracks me up, screaming to the heavens 

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

Someone needs to GIF Salah scoring before that. It will 100% look like he is celebrating our 2nd goal.

[T.Mills]

When you double your PB for the amount minutes you can last in the sack! 

[Red Beret]

Home advantage, couple of players out, plus arguably the best ref in the league.  This is what it takes to level the playing field against Manchester City.

When the snideness doesn't work, the surrounding the ref, the cynical tactical fouls, the deliberate punts at an arm to try and win a penalty, the dives... they chuck their toys out the fucking pram.

They lost four league games in the whole of last season.  This year they've already lost three.  A true champion who respects the fact they might have to scrap and fight for the right gets on with it.  This shower will be moaning about their injuries for the rest of the season and saying, "we go there full strength and we're winning that, what a load of shite".

[red1977]

When you double your PB for the amount minutes you can last in the sack! 

 

[Ratboy3G]

Pep Guardiola, Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Stu Brennan. Can you hear me Stu Brennan? Your boys took one hell of a beating! Your boys took one hell of a beating!

Superb 👍

[Yosser0_0]

[afc tukrish]

That's Fellaini dribbling or Moyes shouting at Rooney quality, absolutley gif-tacular...

[Yosser0_0]

[LFCEmpire]

Pep Guardiola, Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Stu Brennan. Can you hear me Stu Brennan? Your boys took one hell of a beating! Your boys took one hell of a beating!

+1

[Original]

Mate, I haven't laughed so hard at a post on here, great choice of gif, well done, well done

[Nick110581]

Why didn't Mendy play?

Neville called it a Championship defence which is a ridiculous statement.

[lukeb1981]

Why didn't Mendy play?

Neville called it a Championship defence which is a ridiculous statement.

You could buy most championship clubs for the same price as that back 5 cost.

[Yosser0_0]

Why didn't Mendy play?

Neville called it a Championship defence which is a ridiculous statement.

It helps to discredit Liverpool's performance as effectively they have beaten a greatly weakened City side who have been ravaged by injury and haven't got a pot to piss in.

[Snail]

They’re 9 points behind us and they’ve played fuck all decent teams. I think we’re winning this with games to spare.

It’s either that or Leicester win the league and I walk away from football.

[Mister Flip Flop]

It helps to discredit Liverpool's performance as effectively they have beaten a greatly weakened City side who have been ravaged by injury and haven't got a pot to piss in.

This

[Skeeve]

They lost four league games in the whole of last season.  This year they've already lost three.  A true champion who respects the fact they might have to scrap and fight for the right gets on with it.  This shower will be moaning about their injuries for the rest of the season and saying, "we go there full strength and we're winning that, what a load of shite".

I don't know why they are bothered if injuries to crucial players are a deciding factor then we must already have lost loads of games while missing our world-class keeper for the majority of the season so far? What's that, we actually went undefeated in the league with our backup keeper, surely that can't be possible.

[Mister Flip Flop]

They’re 9 points behind us and they’ve played fuck all decent teams. I think we’re winning this with games to spare.

It’s either that or Leicester win the league and I walk away from football.

Said it a few months back players grow tired of Pep's nonsense after 3 years or so and he'll be throwing all sorts of excuses at results. There is at the moment a bang of Mourinho about him 

[Red Beret]

They’re 9 points behind us and they’ve played fuck all decent teams. I think we’re winning this with games to spare.

It’s either that or Leicester win the league and I walk away from football.

Well they've played us.

[Lad]

Why didn't Mendy play?

Neville called it a Championship defence which is a ridiculous statement.

Neville said in midweek that he never wants Liverpool to win or even score a goal. He must be struggling at the moment.

[RedSince86]

Rodri is utter garbage, another dud to add to many more duds bought by Txiki Begiristain.

I bet he looked amazing AF playing as one of the 3 DM's at Atletico that Simeone likes his midfield to set up.

[Snail]

Well they've played us.

Yeah I mean, apart from playing the best team in the world

[DangerScouse]

Celtic and even fucking Rangers are bigger clubs than those shit houses. 3-1. Get that into you fraudulent manc c*nts.

[1892tillforever]

If you're human rights abusers clap your hands.

Normally I would switch off the Sky analysis but watching that Mekon-headed thundercunt Kompany whinge like a brat was wonderful. Poor Martin Tyler must be devastated. 

Eat shit you fraudlent, PR-exercise for tyrannical despots, fake, plastic, shit club with a hypocritical wankstain of a manager.

Yes, I fucking loved it today!!!!!

[slaphead]

Unlucky City.  Infact naw you weren't, we were just too good, and stop crying about injuries, you had a 60 million full back on the bench and a player who is better than any other player Guardiola has worked with, apparently

[thaddeus]

Guardiola is not at all good at utilising his subs.  It would have been an incredible comeback but at 3-1 we had a brief wobble.  Why didn't he get Mahrez and Foden on and really go for it?  Losing 3-1 and only using one sub...

[kezzy]

We need to address the elephant in the room, the baldy drug cheat had a pair of work kecks on made of velvet. Fuckin velvet.  😀 you’re on about 50 million quid a year you fuckin Meff, go out and spend some money on proper clothes you fuckin Primani wearing trampsarse.  Also what goes around comes around Kompany you biased bitter and twisted mushroom cloud headed ugly c*nt.  Finally the gif of the baldy drug cheat putting two fingers up to the sky is fuckin quality.  Best I’ve ever seen on here.  Brilliant.  😀

[Something Worse]

We need to address the elephant in the room, the baldy drug cheat had a pair of work kecks on made of velvet. Fuckin velvet.  😀 you’re on about 50 million quid a year you fuckin Meff, go out and spend some money on proper clothes you fuckin Primani wearing trampsarse.  Also what goes around comes around Kompany you biased bitter and twisted mushroom cloud headed ugly c*nt.  Finally the gif of the baldy drug cheat putting two fingers up to the sky is fuckin quality.  Best I’ve ever seen on here.  Brilliant.  😀

This gif?