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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34560 on: November 8, 2019, 10:15:06 AM »
If we really want to fuck with them, just clap and cheer as they go by.  Treat them as the plucky underdogs they are.  Guarantee the sarcasm will wind them up no end.

Or maybe a couple of banners talking about human rights violations and asking how they sleep at night.

In any case there's more effective ways to get under their skin than lobbing bottles.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34561 on: November 8, 2019, 10:19:52 AM »
I don’t even hate Pep, yeah he wears shit clobber and is a bit of a bald tit but he doesn’t compare to a Mourinho or a Fergie. I felt embarrassed for him and his terrible ‘mind games’ the other day.


Used to quite like him - but he's created a persona of being a cool, liberal, hipster champion of the little guy, yet works for an oppressive, human rights-abusing dictatorship.

He's a fucking hypocrite.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34562 on: November 8, 2019, 10:34:12 AM »

Used to quite like him - but he's created a persona of being a cool, liberal, hipster champion of the little guy, yet works for an oppressive, human rights-abusing dictatorship.

He's a fucking hypocrite.



That perfectly sums up my thoughts on him too to be honest.
And christ almighty, the mileage they have got out of the bus "attack" is staggering. I'd be astonished if every bus that goes to an away game in the league isn't pelted with shit. Doesn't make it right. Maybe it was the red smoke that made us look like bad asses.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34563 on: November 8, 2019, 10:36:33 AM »
I think we should bombard their bus with cotton wool balls.

Actually bog rolls are more appropriate - but not as funny.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34564 on: November 8, 2019, 10:39:23 AM »
Tampons

Or just bare arses and really put the shits up them

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34565 on: November 8, 2019, 10:40:31 AM »
Bricks made of foam or empty plastic bottles, something of that ilk would be funny. Show their continued obsession with the coach "attack" up for the pathetic joke it is.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34566 on: November 8, 2019, 11:20:41 AM »
He's got a tattoo on his wrist that says "I hate blackie blackie blackie blacks, and I fucking love handballing it into the opponent's goal and away from my own goal, and biting people, and kicking young kids in the bollocks when they ask for autographs. And diving. I fucking love that."

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34567 on: November 8, 2019, 11:38:39 AM »
"We will win the European Cup one day. Aim for the moon and end up among the stars" - Gérard Houllier 2001

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34568 on: November 8, 2019, 11:59:49 AM »
Bricks made of foam or empty plastic bottles, something of that ilk would be funny. Show their continued obsession with the coach "attack" up for the pathetic joke it is.

haha - I thought this too.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34569 on: November 8, 2019, 12:00:37 PM »
The funniest would be if we put up barricades blocking their route forcing them to continue to backtrack like a maze.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34570 on: November 8, 2019, 12:29:01 PM »
also, they've "sought assurances" every time since that game what was it, 18 months ago? and nothing happens every time. get over it you bad bells
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34571 on: November 8, 2019, 12:36:08 PM »
Bellends the lot of them

Fake plastic twats

3 points is all that matters.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34572 on: November 8, 2019, 12:37:37 PM »
Bricks made of foam or empty plastic bottles, something of that ilk would be funny. Show their continued obsession with the coach "attack" up for the pathetic joke it is.
A load of foam dummies (or actual dummies) or maybe tiny CL trophies would be good.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34573 on: November 8, 2019, 01:05:54 PM »
Bricks made of foam or empty plastic bottles, something of that ilk would be funny. Show their continued obsession with the coach "attack" up for the pathetic joke it is.

How about inflatable bananas like the old days?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34575 on: November 8, 2019, 01:12:58 PM »
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/man-city-contact-liverpool-over-17222639

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34576 on: November 8, 2019, 01:15:44 PM »
They never caused this much of a stink about the coach greeting last time we played them in the league. I wonder what's changed? Wouldn't be that 6 point lead we have over them this time would it?
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34577 on: November 8, 2019, 01:16:38 PM »
They never caused this much of a stink about the coach greeting last time we played them in the league. I wonder what's changed? Wouldn't be that 6 point lead we have over them this time would it?

Yeah is a tad bizarre the fuss they are making this time given they've been back since.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34578 on: November 8, 2019, 01:19:01 PM »
They never caused this much of a stink about the coach greeting last time we played them in the league. I wonder what's changed? Wouldn't be that 6 point lead we have over them this time would it?

To be fair, last year they were talking about a fortified bus with 360 CCTV. Of course absolutely nothing happened. Just like nothing will happen this year. They're just rattled.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34579 on: November 8, 2019, 01:20:26 PM »
They're such an odd bunch. It's like they woke up a year late.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34580 on: November 8, 2019, 01:38:43 PM »
Yeah is a tad bizarre the fuss they are making this time given they've been back since.

"However, last season's trip to Anfield passed without incident and it is believed Merseyside Police are not anticipating any further unrest this weekend."

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34581 on: November 8, 2019, 01:43:51 PM »
Oh look, this whopper has piped up again.  ::)

https://twitter.com/StuBrennanMEN/status/1192786763728785408

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34582 on: November 8, 2019, 01:46:21 PM »
Small time club that I don't even consider rivals to be honest. Yeah we are in a race with them for the league but with all their financial doping I don't consider them a big club. Weird cnuts to boot.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34583 on: November 8, 2019, 01:51:03 PM »
Smashing up buses isn’t showing passion though is it? It’s behaving like an arse. If anyone does what City want them to do they are the biggest fools going. Get in the ground early and get in their players heads is the thing to be doing.

Only a complete and utter moron would throw anything at their bus.

Abu Dhabi have carefully placed the ball in front of our gaping own goal, and they are desperate for one of our idiots to rise to the challenge and score the own goal.

Anyone falling for this clear and obvious trap is a complete and utter moron.

Fuck Abu Dhabi. This is ALL about Liverpool and three points. Let's not let a single moron gift them the own goal, thus making it all about Abu Dhabi and a stupid bus.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34584 on: November 8, 2019, 01:53:50 PM »
Oh look, this whopper has piped up again.  ::)

https://twitter.com/StuBrennanMEN/status/1192786763728785408

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34585 on: November 8, 2019, 02:00:12 PM »
They never caused this much of a stink about the coach greeting last time we played them in the league. I wonder what's changed? Wouldn't be that 6 point lead we have over them this time would it?

I wonder, do Man United go on like this every time they go to West Ham?

WHU 'fans' absolutely wrecked their team bus not too long ago in an incident far more serious and sinister than anything that happened at Anfield, yet you never seem to hear this ridiculous hysteria from them.

You are right, of course. They are six points behind and rattled. They need to shift the narrative and focus around LFC towards the negative. It's a carefully crafted ploy on their part. They actually want something to happen, and are setting the scene to promote it happening. One tit throws a bottle and the media make out it was the apocolypse all over again. Public opinion and sympathy gets behind Abu Dhabi in their push for the title over those 'nasty scousers'.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34586 on: November 8, 2019, 02:11:13 PM »
Guardiola confirmed that Ederson is our for Sunday.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34587 on: November 8, 2019, 02:11:46 PM »
Guardiola confirmed that Ederson is our for Sunday.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34588 on: November 8, 2019, 02:14:06 PM »
Guardiola confirmed that Ederson is our for Sunday.

I would still put my house on him starting

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34589 on: November 8, 2019, 02:18:42 PM »
I would still put my house on him starting

Yep, that's what i was thinking.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34590 on: November 8, 2019, 02:18:47 PM »
Guardiola confirmed that Ederson is our for Sunday.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34591 on: November 8, 2019, 02:28:52 PM »
Oh look, this whopper has piped up again.  ::)

https://twitter.com/StuBrennanMEN/status/1192786763728785408

This coming from the guy who wrote an article about bricks being thrown at the coach.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34592 on: November 8, 2019, 02:46:24 PM »
I can't believe this lot still think that the "welcome" was about them.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34593 on: November 8, 2019, 03:02:21 PM »
Guardiola confirmed that Ederson is our for Sunday.


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34594 on: November 8, 2019, 03:03:38 PM »
To any potential trouble makers out there; you are being set up as useful idiots for the Abu Dhabi cause. DON'T FALL FOR IT!!

I think that should do it mate. Should be fine now. Nice one.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34595 on: November 8, 2019, 03:21:32 PM »
Their paranoia about the coach thing makes perfect sense. Their players were awful that day. They are more used to playing in front of half empty stadiums with plastic flags most weeks. Any deviation from that is surely to throw them off. In 17/18 for both games against them Anfield was bouncing and their team crumbled. In 13/14 it was the same. That is what the fear for the most and not the safety of anyone involved.

This is just a ploy to help shield their players from hostile atmosphere or to pacify the atmosphere at Anfield a bit.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34596 on: November 8, 2019, 03:28:54 PM »
I think that should do it mate. Should be fine now. Nice one.

Hang about - what am I meant to do with all these bottles of Kopparberg summer fruits cider?  I'm hardly expected to drink the damn things, am I?
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34597 on: November 8, 2019, 03:29:23 PM »
Hang about - what am I meant to do with all these bottles of Kopparberg summer fruits cider?  I'm hardly expected to drink the damn things, am I?

Keep them for the City game next season.
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« Reply #34598 on: November 8, 2019, 03:42:27 PM »
:o

What? She was alreet.  I was about the same age at the time so she must be around 50 now.

He's got a tattoo on his wrist that says "I hate blackie blackie blackie blacks, and I fucking love handballing it into the opponent's goal and away from my own goal, and biting people, and kicking young kids in the bollocks when they ask for autographs. And diving. I fucking love that."

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34599 on: November 8, 2019, 04:33:08 PM »
Keep them for the City game next season.

Do you think they'll have stopped fucking whining about it by then?