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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34800 on: November 10, 2019, 10:26:36 PM »
this is the gif that keeps on giving, That bit towards the end where he looks up and then turns his back :lmao

Him looking up and screaming at the sky is just wonderful

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34801 on: November 10, 2019, 10:26:41 PM »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34802 on: November 10, 2019, 10:29:21 PM »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34804 on: November 10, 2019, 10:32:09 PM »
It helps to discredit Liverpool's performance as effectively they have beaten a greatly weakened City side who have been ravaged by injury and haven't got a pot to piss in.

To be fair to Neville (wow, never thought I’d say that) but he also slated Guardiola during the game for spending £100 million on defenders and then not selecting them and that Guardiola has no where to hide when it comes to his defence.

And maybe that is Guardiolas weakness. He’s never had to build a defence, and it’s not unheard of for managers being able to build great attacking teams but at the same time hopeless at building a defence, Rogers and Keegan are two that come to mind easily.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34805 on: November 10, 2019, 10:33:34 PM »
I can't imagine what it must be like on Blue Moon. If most of them were based in the US, they'd probably be stock piling weapons and preparing for a revolution right about now.  ;D

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34806 on: November 10, 2019, 10:35:26 PM »
Their squad is really unbalanced, a lot of their main players are getting on now, and bar Bernardo Silva, the signings Pep has made don't seem to be leaders, they're so used to having it their own way, and now it isn't happening and they have no answer.

Absolutely rattled.


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34807 on: November 10, 2019, 10:36:27 PM »
How many European Cups you got Pip?



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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34808 on: November 10, 2019, 10:45:59 PM »
this is the gif that keeps on giving, That bit towards the end where he looks up and then turns his back :lmao

Compare that with how calm Klopp is, think he has chilled much more now. He still has his moments of shouting at individuals but he rarely loses control of himself in comparison with his earlier days in coaching.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34810 on: November 10, 2019, 11:06:26 PM »


Notice he gave on on his left hand after one go.

But if you keep watching his left hand as he reverts to to his right he still had two fingers pointing out   ;D

but yes the last effort wins the day, fucking hilarious  :lmao


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34811 on: November 10, 2019, 11:07:29 PM »
Him looking up and screaming at the sky is just wonderful

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34812 on: November 10, 2019, 11:12:47 PM »
We need to address the elephant in the room, the baldy drug cheat had a pair of work kecks on made of velvet. Fuckin velvet.  😀 you’re on about 50 million quid a year you fuckin Meff, go out and spend some money on proper clothes you fuckin Primani wearing trampsarse.  Also what goes around comes around Kompany you biased bitter and twisted mushroom cloud headed ugly c*nt.  Finally the gif of the baldy drug cheat putting two fingers up to the sky is fuckin quality.  Best I’ve ever seen on here.  Brilliant.  😀

Kompany won’t last long as a pundit like that. Reminds me of whenever Dwight Yorke has tried to be a pundit and he just can’t leave his bias at the door.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34813 on: November 10, 2019, 11:13:33 PM »
Compare that with how calm Klopp is, think he has chilled much more now. He still has his moments of shouting at individuals but he rarely loses control of himself in comparison with his earlier days in coaching.

He said it’s down to VAR. he’s not going to waste energy celebrating in case the review overrules the goal.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34816 on: November 10, 2019, 11:16:25 PM »
Klopp has assistants and collaborators. Pip has henchmen.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34817 on: November 10, 2019, 11:17:20 PM »
Him looking up and screaming at the sky is just wonderful

 :lmao
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34818 on: November 10, 2019, 11:17:42 PM »
He said it’s down to VAR. he’s not going to waste energy celebrating in case the review overrules the goal.

I don't mean his celebrating of goals, I was talking more generally about his behaviour during the game.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34819 on: November 10, 2019, 11:19:25 PM »
Kompany won’t last long as a pundit like that. Reminds me of whenever Dwight Yorke has tried to be a pundit and he just can’t leave his bias at the door.

Haha has he quietly been ditched? He made a worse pundit than he did a father.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34820 on: November 10, 2019, 11:21:42 PM »
I can’t stop laughing at Guardiola, it’s like a cartoon.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34821 on: November 10, 2019, 11:22:33 PM »
Also, City in 4th is underrated.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34822 on: November 10, 2019, 11:36:51 PM »
Where's your famous song about us not winning the European Cup which you've never won in history? :D

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34823 on: November 10, 2019, 11:39:25 PM »
It's Basil Fawlty to a tee
Don’t mention the VAR.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34824 on: November 10, 2019, 11:45:37 PM »
Also, City in 4th is underrated.
They've to sit and look at that for two weeks.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34826 on: November 10, 2019, 11:52:16 PM »
Their pathetic fans singing Fernandinho’s name when they thought he injured salah at the end of the first half

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34827 on: November 11, 2019, 12:01:37 AM »
Come on guys go easy on them. They're struggling with injuries to key positions despite having such amazing squad depth.

I mean we started today with a guy who was our 4th choice CB in September and we've had a goalie released by West Ham on a free between the sticks for most of this campaign. Don't let that get in the way of the narrative though, it's not like they've spent billions either.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34828 on: November 11, 2019, 12:06:18 AM »
That last bit of that Gif just kills me when he's screaming at the sky.

 :lmao

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34829 on: November 11, 2019, 12:11:52 AM »
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao




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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34830 on: November 11, 2019, 12:12:16 AM »
Also, City in 4th is underrated.

4th place in a 2 horse race.....

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34831 on: November 11, 2019, 12:55:56 AM »
4th place in a 2 horse race.....

So when do they change their name from city to hotspurs then?  ;D

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34832 on: November 11, 2019, 12:57:49 AM »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34833 on: November 11, 2019, 12:59:18 AM »
Why didn't Mendy play?

Neville called it a Championship defence which is a ridiculous statement.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34834 on: November 11, 2019, 01:18:26 AM »
It reminded me of Michael Jackson doing Thriller

Crossed my mind also. ;D

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34835 on: November 11, 2019, 01:20:57 AM »
It's Basil Fawlty to a tee

Don't mention the var!

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34836 on: November 11, 2019, 01:22:51 AM »
Don’t mention the VAR.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34837 on: November 11, 2019, 01:41:16 AM »
Him looking up and screaming at the sky is just wonderful

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34838 on: November 11, 2019, 02:22:06 AM »
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The City manager said: “Ask Mike Riley and the big bosses about that. Don’t ask me. Ask Mike Riley and his people. I’m here to talk about the game. Every time I’m being asked why one day it’s handball, the next day it’s not. Don’t ask me. Ask them. I know the way we were champions last two seasons, I’m so proud of that.

“I’m uncomfortable because it looks like Pep is complaining but congratulations to Liverpool, 3-1, could we have done differently on the second, third one – is it a penalty, isn’t it a penalty? I don’t know what with all these ifs, you don’t know what will happen in the future. Ask the big bosses.

“Tomorrow I go to the Uefa meeting and we discuss these things. What can I say? It’s not nice for this club. We have started to be in the elite in the last 10 years, not like Liverpool, you’ll never walk alone, who have been there 30 years, 40 years, 50 or 60 years. We are new to that. The organisation will help us to grow, these experiences will help. These games are part of life, sometimes for us and sometimes against. The referee and these kind of decisions, ask the big bosses, they know more than me.”

However, the City midfielder Ilkay Gündogan said: “I saw the incident again in the dressing room afterwards and for me, obviously, it’s a penalty, but if you ask a Liverpool player they would say: ‘You can give it but it’s maybe a 50-50 situation.’”


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34839 on: November 11, 2019, 02:23:09 AM »
Wonder what Guardiola's kids made of that result.
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