Author Topic: Man City - cheating bastards rumbled (Read 2804019 times)

Ziltoid · « **Reply #10240 on:** September 4, 2020, 05:32:05 pm »

There was no chance he was coming over to City or any other PL club unless it was London.

Paris or bust.

royhendo · « **Reply #10241 on:** September 4, 2020, 05:33:28 pm »

It’ll be a bugger if they actually solve their problems in their squad now instead, mind. Ah well...

Greg86 · « **Reply #10242 on:** September 4, 2020, 05:48:43 pm »

Quote from: royhendo on September 4, 2020, 05:33:28 pm

It’ll be a bugger if they actually solve their problems in their squad now instead, mind. Ah well...

I think we all know Kekule's on the ball with the below.

Quote from: Kekule on September 4, 2020, 04:07:00 pm

Looks like Messi is staying after all. Guardiola’s probably quite upset right about now. Reckon he’ll be off to comfort buy a couple of full backs for £50 million each next week then.

FOOT · « **Reply #10243 on:** September 4, 2020, 05:57:48 pm »

Ah, bless. They are going to be so upset, poor little lambs.

Tobelius · « **Reply #10244 on:** September 4, 2020, 06:01:41 pm »

Propably our fault somehow.

rob1966 · « **Reply #10245 on:** September 4, 2020, 06:11:50 pm »

Red Beret · « **Reply #10246 on:** September 4, 2020, 06:20:27 pm »

UEFA whispered in Barca's ear: "If you want to stop Messi going to City, we've got your back. Let's fuck them up."

It's a conspiracy I tells ya!

Kekule · « **Reply #10247 on:** September 4, 2020, 06:28:02 pm »

Have they started claiming that he’s shit and they never wanted him yet?

newterp · « **Reply #10248 on:** September 4, 2020, 06:28:47 pm »

Quote from: Kekule on September 4, 2020, 06:28:02 pm

Have they started claiming that he’s shit and they never wanted him yet?

He's no Bernardo Silva, that's for sure.

rob1966 · « **Reply #10249 on:** September 4, 2020, 06:42:11 pm »

The fucking absolute lunatics have sussed out Klopps doping methods. Makes you run for 45 minutes according to those fucking nutters

newterp · « **Reply #10250 on:** September 4, 2020, 06:43:34 pm »

Quote from: rob19:6 "And yeah doth the Lord liketh trucking." on September 4, 2020, 06:42:11 pm

The fucking absolute lunatics have sussed out Klopps doping methods. Makes you run for 45 minutes according to those fucking nutters

Bluemoon doesn't understand irony do they? Ped Guardiola?

http://www.sportingintelligence.com/2017/04/25/sharapova-guardiola-doping-darkness-and-light-250401/

rob1966 · « **Reply #10251 on:** September 4, 2020, 07:16:49 pm »

Quote from: newterp on September 4, 2020, 06:43:34 pm

Bluemoon doesn't understand irony do they? Ped Guardiola?

http://www.sportingintelligence.com/2017/04/25/sharapova-guardiola-doping-darkness-and-light-250401/

You can't tell if they are just taking the piss or genuinely believe the nonsense.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #10252 on:** September 4, 2020, 07:42:40 pm »

Quote from: rob19:6 "And yeah doth the Lord liketh trucking." on September 4, 2020, 07:16:49 pm

You can't tell if they are just taking the piss or genuinely believe the nonsense.

Oh you can.

elsewhere · « **Reply #10253 on:** September 4, 2020, 07:52:46 pm »

Never made sense for them anyways as they have Phil Foden.

stockdam · « **Reply #10254 on:** September 4, 2020, 07:54:05 pm »

Oh my word. We only won the league due to high levels of caffeine......more food for The Cheats to believe.

http://backpagefootball.com/why-liverpool-wont-win-the-premier-league-this-season/126313/

elsewhere · « **Reply #10255 on:** September 4, 2020, 07:58:09 pm »

The only thing better would be if Messi faces them in the CL and thrashes them with a hat trick.

Dalglish to Rush · « **Reply #10256 on:** September 4, 2020, 08:00:17 pm »

Ake playing LB for the Dutch tonight, does that count as another £45m blown on a full back by Fraudiola???

Malaysian Kopite · « **Reply #10257 on:** September 4, 2020, 08:16:41 pm »

Unluckeee

Yorkykopite · « **Reply #10258 on:** September 4, 2020, 08:20:34 pm »

The leaked audio tape is amazing.

"Here Lionel, Here's a picture of the Etihad on a big European night."

"Yeah? So what?"

"Well look, look at all the plastic".

"Where've you been amigo? It's called Covid 19"

"Look at the date Lionel".

"Shit".

"Yeah....Sorry....That was pretty full too by their standards."

FiSh77 · « **Reply #10259 on:** September 4, 2020, 08:25:50 pm »

Quote from: Yorkykopite on September 4, 2020, 08:20:34 pm

The leaked audio tape is amazing.

"Here Lionel, Here's a picture of the Etihad on a big European night."

"Yeah? So what?"

"Well look, look at all the plastic".

"Where've you been amigo? It's called Covid 19"

"Look at the date Lionel".

"Shit".

"Yeah....Sorry....That was pretty full too by their standards."

"That end there looks boss though"

Spoiler

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farawayred · « **Reply #10260 on:** September 4, 2020, 08:40:24 pm »

Quote from: stockdam on September 4, 2020, 07:54:05 pm

Oh my word. We only won the league due to high levels of caffeine......more food for The Cheats to believe.

http://backpagefootball.com/why-liverpool-wont-win-the-premier-league-this-season/126313/

Fuck! Sign me up Jurgen! I may be over 50, but I'm winning you minimum a treble pretty much on my own. The level of blood in my caffeine is up to scratch!

Son of Spion · « **Reply #10261 on:** September 4, 2020, 09:08:46 pm »

Welshred · « **Reply #10262 on:** September 4, 2020, 09:28:24 pm »

Quote from: stockdam on September 4, 2020, 07:54:05 pm

Oh my word. We only won the league due to high levels of caffeine......more food for The Cheats to believe.

http://backpagefootball.com/why-liverpool-wont-win-the-premier-league-this-season/126313/

Caffeine is actually on the banned list of substances if it's over a certain level in your blood/body so discarding the amount of bollocks in that post we've either been doing it within legal limits, which is fine, or we've found an ingenious way of it not being detected by drugs testers...

Ziltoid · « **Reply #10263 on:** September 4, 2020, 09:39:13 pm »

Quote from: Welshred on September 4, 2020, 09:28:24 pm

Caffeine is actually on the banned list of substances if it's over a certain level in your blood/body so discarding the amount of bollocks in that post we've either been doing it within legal limits, which is fine, or we've found an ingenious way of it not being detected by drugs testers...

Smackhead??

Son of Spion · « **Reply #10264 on:** September 4, 2020, 09:47:58 pm »

Milner clearly abusing the cappuccino here and not giving a single shit about it either.

J_Kopite · « **Reply #10265 on:** September 5, 2020, 12:06:12 am »

Quote from: Son of Spion＊ on September 4, 2020, 09:08:46 pm

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I fucking hate this gif so much, its horrid.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #10266 on:** September 5, 2020, 12:44:01 am »

Quote from: J_Kopite on September 5, 2020, 12:06:12 am

I fucking hate this gif so much, its horrid.

I'll bear that in mind for future reference.

Ratboy3G · « **Reply #10267 on:** September 5, 2020, 01:27:44 am »

Quote from: elsewhere on September 4, 2020, 07:52:46 pm

Never made sense for them anyways as they have Phil Foden.

Messi is just the Argentinan Foden

rob1966 · « **Reply #10268 on:** September 5, 2020, 09:39:41 am »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on September 4, 2020, 07:42:40 pm

Oh you can.

Surely no one seriously believes our players were taking puffs on inhalors to open their lungs? 30 seconds on Google shows it has zero effect on athletes

Gaz75 · « **Reply #10269 on:** September 5, 2020, 10:39:03 am »

Quote from: rob19:6 "And yeah doth the Lord liketh trucking." on September 5, 2020, 09:39:41 am

Surely no one seriously believes our players were taking puffs on inhalors to open their lungs? 30 seconds on Google shows it has zero effect on athletes

they have to come up with some explanation as to why they finished so far behind us after all the money spent

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #10270 on:** September 5, 2020, 11:57:53 am »

Quote from: Gaz75 on September 5, 2020, 10:39:03 am

they have to come up with some explanation as to why they finished so far behind us after all the money spent

How embarrassing for them that all they had to do was drink more coffee

Gaz75 · « **Reply #10271 on:** September 5, 2020, 12:43:10 pm »

Quote from: redgriffin73 on September 5, 2020, 11:57:53 am

How embarrassing for them that all they had to do was drink more coffee

🤣 would have saved a few quid.

Wengerpresser101 · « **Reply #10272 on:** September 5, 2020, 12:56:22 pm »

Hahahahahaha Messi now staying is hilarious. The only thing that would top it is if Sancho doesn't join Man Utd at the end of the transfer window. Which is looking likely.

stockdam · « **Reply #10273 on:** September 5, 2020, 01:34:42 pm »

Quote from: redgriffin73 on September 5, 2020, 11:57:53 am

How embarrassing for them that all they had to do was drink more coffee

Oh the irony of it all. They just needed to buy average players like we did and pump caffeine into them. Next season you do the same with the reserves and promote them to the first team whilst the other players rest and “cycle off”. Rinse and repeat.

They could buy a squad of 50 average players and send them to caffeine farms to get pumped up. It would save them millions of wasted money.

Alternatively you could say they talk shite.....I vote for this option.

Gaz75 · « **Reply #10274 on:** September 5, 2020, 02:15:47 pm »

only a matter of time until starbucks is gracing our jersey.

xbugawugax · « **Reply #10275 on:** September 5, 2020, 02:24:18 pm »

Quote from: Gaz75 on September 5, 2020, 02:15:47 pm

only a matter of time until starbucks is gracing our jersey.

get their PR team on it. would be a brilliant marketing campaign

EPL, CL and world champions. ~~powered~~Doped by starbucks!

Get Lance Armstrong and Michael Johnson in the act too.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #10276 on:** September 5, 2020, 03:00:01 pm »

Quote from: xbugawugax on September 5, 2020, 02:24:18 pm

get their PR team on it. would be a brilliant marketing campaign

EPL, CL and world champions. ~~powered~~Doped by starbucks!

Get Lance Armstrong and Michael Johnson in the act too.

And Ben Johnson and a fair few others that i wont name for legal reasons.

Jshooters · « **Reply #10277 on:** September 5, 2020, 03:06:45 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on September 5, 2020, 03:00:01 pm

And Ben Johnson and a fair few others that i wont name for legal reasons.

Is one of the unnameables famous for wearing shit cardigans?

Gaz75 · « **Reply #10278 on:** September 5, 2020, 03:08:41 pm »

Quote from: xbugawugax on September 5, 2020, 02:24:18 pm

get their PR team on it. would be a brilliant marketing campaign

EPL, CL and world champions. ~~powered~~Doped by starbucks!

Get Lance Armstrong and Michael Johnson in the act too.

anyone for a Kloppoccino?

JackWard33 · « **Reply #10279 on:** September 5, 2020, 04:08:22 pm »

Apparently they want Koulibaly for 80 million quid ... so that's ANOTHER left sided centre back which is weird .. and yet another 120 million no the defence

Shouldn't the greatest coach in the world (tm) be able to coach and improve some of the 59 defenders he's bought since he went there??!