Author Topic: Laugh At Everton HERE... (Read 1827361 times)

Red Viper · « **Reply #22040 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:42:50 pm »

Oh come on, you're all winding me up here, there's no way that DVD is real, it just can't be.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #22041 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:44:01 pm »

Quote from: CHOPPER on March 19, 2012, 09:41:57 pm

They have to travel all the way to Sunderland to fight tooth and nail to win a game of football to gain the right to play us, Liverpool Football Club.

I like the sound of that.

got a ring to it.

thelinnen · « **Reply #22042 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:52:53 pm »

Anyone else find it amusing that they think we get all the refereeing decisions? As far as I remember we barely get anything and it's been even worse this season.

Davidbowie · « **Reply #22043 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:56:41 pm »

Fucking hell that club is so SMALL TIME.

A fucking DVD because someone has been in a job for 10 years? Huh?? Am I missing something? Celebrating matches that they lost??

That club is an absolute joke, it's hard to believe it was only the 80's that they won the league title, they have fallen so far its almost embarrassing (but not quite).

Timeless Melody · « **Reply #22044 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:57:30 pm »

David Moyes celebrates 10 years as manager of Everton FC. His achievements: FA Cup losers (2009), worst ever away defeat in their history 0-7 v Arsenal(2005), 1-2 FA Cup defeat to Shrewsbury(2004) who at the time sat 92nd in the football league. Worst ever points total(33) in top flight in their history(2004), worst ever goals scored total(34) in their history(2003). In his 10 year reign Moyes has NEVER won a league match at Anfield, Old
Trafford, Stamford Bridge or Highbury/Emirates. Here's to the next 10 years with Moyes at Goodison!

And Could He Play · « **Reply #22045 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:58:10 pm »

ha ha, forgot about arsenal 7-0

RedZen · « **Reply #22046 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:04:53 pm »

Dear Elninos Black Eye,

It deffo got on!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Everton-David-Moyes-Ten-DVD/dp/B007IT89IQ/ref=sr_1_4?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1332194556&sr=1-4

Ziltoid · « **Reply #22047 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:08:00 pm »

When you click on the DVD does it come up with Lord of the Rings Trilogy in "What other customers purchased"

And Could He Play · « **Reply #22048 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:09:36 pm »

Quote from: RedZen on March 19, 2012, 10:04:53 pm

Dear Elninos Black Eye,

It deffo got on!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Everton-David-Moyes-Ten-DVD/dp/B007IT89IQ/ref=sr_1_4?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1332194556&sr=1-4

i cant see the reply but this is funny as fuck .

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #22049 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:14:38 pm »

Quote from: RedZen on March 19, 2012, 10:04:53 pm

Dear Elninos Black Eye,

It deffo got on!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Everton-David-Moyes-Ten-DVD/dp/B007IT89IQ/ref=sr_1_4?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1332194556&sr=1-4

ahahaha quality

Review by Gollums Army

El Ninos Black Eye · « **Reply #22050 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:18:41 pm »

Quote from: RedZen on March 19, 2012, 10:04:53 pm

Dear Elninos Black Eye,

It deffo got on!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Everton-David-Moyes-Ten-DVD/dp/B007IT89IQ/ref=sr_1_4?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1332194556&sr=1-4

I know. Said it wouldn't go on for 48 hours whilst it was checked, but went on straight away.

xavidub · « **Reply #22051 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:19:43 pm »

Quote from: El Campeador on March 19, 2012, 09:30:27 pm

I CAN'T BREATHE

MY SIDES

MAKE IT STOOOP

El Campeador · « **Reply #22052 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:20:27 pm »

Quote from: El Ninos Black Eye on March 19, 2012, 10:18:41 pm

I know. Said it wouldn't go on for 48 hours whilst it was checked, but went on straight away.

You've got 9 likes ALREADY.

xavidub · « **Reply #22053 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:20:49 pm »

Quote from: El Ninos Black Eye on March 19, 2012, 09:27:06 pm

Just done my review, I'll be surprised if it gets on though.

What a fantastic DVD, the last 10 years have been some of the best seen at Everton. Although he hasn't won any trophies, except for the Everton Cup (great memories) the ride over the last 10 years has been great.The 2003/04 season was just brilliant, to get 39 points and stay up with such a low points total has to be one of the greatest achievements by any manager.
The 04/05 season was even better to finish 4th above Liverpool, it was great, somehow though they managed to luckily win the Champions League and overshadow us again.
Bringing in Per Kroldrup the following season was a master stroke and if it hadn't been for Collina he would have helped us win the Champions League in 05/06.
The 09/10 season was one of the best. Knocking Liverpool out of the Cup, it's just a shame that on the DVD you don't see the goal as it goes to the adverts. Then Everton got to the final and where the FA Cup Winners for a whole 21 minutes, if only it hadn't been for Drogba and Lampard.
And finally the 10/11 season was when Moysie finally brought sexy football back to Everton. Them pink away shirts where hot.
Thank you Mr Moyes for a fantastic 10 years, here's to another 10.
David Moyes is a football genius.
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On there alright

please, I have my reasons for it but... · « **Reply #22054 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:20:53 pm »

Quote from: El Ninos Black Eye on March 19, 2012, 09:27:06 pm

Just done my review, I'll be surprised if it gets on though.

Knocking Liverpool out of the Cup, it's just a shame that on the DVD you don't see the goal as it goes to the adverts. Then Everton got to the final and where the FA Cup Winners for a whole 21 minutes, if only it hadn't been for Drogba and Lampard.
And finally the 10/11 season was when Moysie finally brought sexy football back to Everton. Them pink away shirts where hot.

I can't breathe

exiledintheUSA · « **Reply #22055 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:20:58 pm »

Quote from: El Ninos Black Eye on March 19, 2012, 10:18:41 pm

I know. Said it wouldn't go on for 48 hours whilst it was checked, but went on straight away.

Ifithadntbeenfortheamazon48hourrulenotworking

Hazell · « **Reply #22056 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:22:08 pm »

Quote from: El Campeador on March 19, 2012, 10:20:27 pm

You've got 9 likes ALREADY.

10 now

Effes · « **Reply #22057 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:22:23 pm »

Did you find this review helpful? "yes/No"

"Yes"

Thank you!

El Campeador · « **Reply #22058 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:23:51 pm »

What makes the review even funnier is that the fucking DVD hasn't even been released yet - scheduled for April 23

El Campeador · « **Reply #22059 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:25:24 pm »

Hello. Hello.

Roger Ebert just took his place alongside Gene Siskel.

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10 more years please!, 19 Mar 2012
By
TheMissingPeople - See all my reviews
This review is from: Everton David Moyes - Ten from Ten [DVD] (DVD)
This DVD is brilliant. There are so many terrific memories from Moyes' 10 years in charge. Unfortunately the DVD doesn't feature any cup final wins, (that's VHS only) but my personal highlight would have to be the '05 season when we finished above Liverpool and qualified for the Champions League! We were knocked out in the first round qualifier and never actually got to the competition itself but the defeat to Villarreal is one of my favourite games featured on the DVD ifithadnerbinforcollina.

As always though, beating Liverpool is more important than any trophy or european qualification and the DVD includes the 3-0 win and the FA cup win over the reds which makes it worth the price!

And Could He Play · « **Reply #22060 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:26:21 pm »

top class stuff lads

AriGold · « **Reply #22061 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:26:26 pm »

Brilliant review, apart from the fact it was 08/09 they knocked us out the cup and not 09/10

Musketeer Gripweed · « **Reply #22062 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:26:27 pm »

http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/154557-the-official-thread-for-everton-fc/page__st__200__gopid__6070634#entry6070634

Watch them bite there. I'll get red dots galore, will be worth it though. I'm used to it.

Davidbowie · « **Reply #22063 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:27:28 pm »

Hope you like my review too lads.

Effes · « **Reply #22064 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:29:00 pm »

Ha Ha - there's another one now!

Lush is the best medicine... · « **Reply #22065 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:29:24 pm »

Quote from: PonderthePoint on March 19, 2012, 07:19:15 pm

It's a religion not a race, still it's discriminative though.

comments about religion actually count as racism, so it is racist

El Ninos Black Eye · « **Reply #22066 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:29:25 pm »

Quote from: AriGold on March 19, 2012, 10:26:26 pm

Brilliant review, apart from the fact it was 08/09 they knocked us out the cup and not 09/10

Oh yeah. Sorry "I don't know my history" changed. Someone else has just put another one on there.

Davidbowie · « **Reply #22067 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:36:13 pm »

haha a 3rd one appears..

''who cares about trophies when you get to see Denis Stracqualursi every week?''

please, I have my reasons for it but... · « **Reply #22068 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:36:25 pm »

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By Whoneedstrophies? "stehoare" - See all my reviews
This review is from: Everton David Moyes - Ten from Ten [DVD] (DVD)
I remember when we got Moyes, I was a bit unsure because I hadn't really heard of him, but he's been great for 10 years. Now sure, we haven't won any trophies but we did win forth place once so that should be deemed as success right?

I love how we became a club for one time Man Utd players to come and have a kick about. The likes of Saha, Neville & Gibson all decided to join our club, and for us to get players of that quality, well Moysiah should get credit.

I hope Moyes stays for another 10 years, who cares about trophies when you get to see Denis Stracqualursi every week?

OK lads, who wrote this?

Mouth · « **Reply #22069 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:37:24 pm »

By Whoneedstrophies?

I remember when we got Moyes, I was a bit unsure because I hadn't really heard of him, but he's been great for 10 years. Now sure, we haven't won any trophies but we did win forth place once so that should be deemed as success right?

I love how we became a club for one time Man Utd players to come and have a kick about. The likes of Saha, Neville & Gibson all decided to join our club, and for us to get players of that quality, well Moysiah should get credit.

I hope Moyes stays for another 10 years, who cares about trophies when you get to see Denis Stracqualursi every week?

Oh and the one by themissingpeople

Ziltoid · « **Reply #22070 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:37:50 pm »

Quote from: El Campeador on March 19, 2012, 10:20:27 pm

You've got 9 likes ALREADY.

I "liked" it, an excellent review.

StevenLFC · « **Reply #22071 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:38:30 pm »

Quote from: Y2J on March 19, 2012, 10:36:25 pm

OK lads, who wrote this?

And Could He Play · « **Reply #22072 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:39:22 pm »

genius

Effes · « **Reply #22073 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:39:32 pm »

Ha Ha - there should be loads by the morning

Mouth · « **Reply #22074 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:40:20 pm »

It could end up being epic, they are going to go potty

Mad Max · « **Reply #22075 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:41:12 pm »

Quote from: Timeless Melody on March 19, 2012, 07:41:00 pm

Lush is the best medicine... · « **Reply #22076 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:41:23 pm »

Effes · « **Reply #22077 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:42:20 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on March 19, 2012, 10:40:20 pm

It could end up being epic, they are going to go potty

Just posted in the Stoke City game round table threda, to ask for voting in the reviews

Mouth · « **Reply #22078 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:46:40 pm »

They are reviewing it themselves -

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i am struggling to think of 10 good games with moyes in charge, says more about his brand of football than any debate on a forum will.

i cant wait to see what games they choose, im certain each game will contain a similar theme.

CONTAINMENT

http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,22248.0.html

Aido LFC · « **Reply #22079 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:46:58 pm »

Fucking epic stuff lads