Topic: Laugh At Everton HERE...

[capt_methane]

Slightly off topic this but I thought this'd be the best place.

I'm getting married in a couple of weeks and my future father in law is a blue. Anybody knwo any good jokes I coudl work into my speech about our bitter neighbours. I was thinking about saying soemthign along the lines of "for those evertonians in the room, please don't be worried by the sight of shiny silvery objcects (referring to our wedding rings) I know you haven't seen anything that colour in a  long time". Trouble is its not funny! Any ideas greatly appreciated.

[4pool]

Wedding isn't the time nor place to have a go.

Save it for later. Is my advice.

[Yiannis]

Wedding isn't the time nor place to have a go.

Save it for later. Is my advice.

...is right.You have the chance to do that in every other possible time you'll next meet him.

[El Ninos Black Eye]

The loan deal for that lad from Club Brugge has fallen through because Brugge submitted the paper work to late. 

[El Ninos Black Eye]

Slightly off topic this but I thought this'd be the best place.

I'm getting married in a couple of weeks and my future father in law is a blue. Anybody knwo any good jokes I coudl work into my speech about our bitter neighbours. I was thinking about saying soemthign along the lines of "for those evertonians in the room, please don't be worried by the sight of shiny silvery objcects (referring to our wedding rings) I know you haven't seen anything that colour in a  long time". Trouble is its not funny! Any ideas greatly appreciated.

Just say you can't wait to have kids and some little Reds running around, and leave it at that.   

[Solomon Grundy]

FUCK OFF EVERTON!!!

[Blue @ngel]

The loan deal for that lad from Club Brugge has fallen through because Brugge submitted the paper work to late.

No, we didn't

The FA is to blame in this one. Now we got stuck with an unhappy player

[blert596]

Rather he's unhappy with yous as opposed to happy with them

[-Willo-]

Fellaini has come out and said this is probably his last season, and he'll look to move either at the end of the season or January;D

[jaffod]

Fellaini has come out and said this is probably his last season, and he'll look to move either at the end of the season or January;D

The blueshite can't complain, he's the best MF in the world...unplayable.

[GlenJohnson2]

The blueshite can't complain, he's the best MF in the world...unplayable.

He's better than Gerrard, dont you know? 

[Big Red Richie]

With a head like that, I reckon he's signing up for The Muppets. 

All together now....

Manama-na do-dooo do do do.... Manama-na do do do do...


On the plus side, with the £100,000,000 they're expecting to get for him, they should be able to build a new ground. 

[Yiannis]

Anyone surprised?You just can't stay at Everton if you want to expand your career and be more competitive with your team.Mirallas,if he comes good,will want out too.I am sure he sees the club as a stepping stone in a much better league than he was previously at.

[B0151?]

Just get his brother in, sure the fans won't notice

[Lawnmowerman]

Thought Fellaini just signed a long contract a while back

[Yiannis]

Which really shows how much they mean nowadays

[-Willo-]

Thought Fellaini just signed a long contract a while back

Long term contract was probably signed on the back of him knowing he'll be allowed to go when he wants.

Everton get more money, he gets the step he deserves, win win.

[GlenJohnson2]

Where do people reckon he'll end up? I think he's gonna go to United.

[Hazell]

Giggs and Fellatio? Perfect combination?

[Sorted!!]

International break, comments like these??? Everyone knows he's been misquoted.

[Big Red Richie]

International break, comments like these??? Everyone knows he's been misquoted.

Yeah right. Maybe his brother gave the interview, and nobody noticed.

[FernandoSusoLFC]

Fellaini has come out and said this is probably his last season, and he'll look to move either at the end of the season or January;D

You can't say that without quotes.

[redforlife]

Taken from an article on Football365

"I have started my fifth season at Everton," Fellaini told Het Nieuwsblad.

"This will be one of my last seasons. I have seen everything.

"In January, or at the end of the season, I will look for another club or league."

[JayH93]

 Marouane Fellaini ‏@fellainiM
@Everton Guys, just want to remind you that I'm very happy in Everton and now very concentrated for national team game! Thanks

[FernandoSusoLFC]

Marouane Fellaini has moved to rubbish reports that he wants to leave Everton.
The Belgian, who has started the season in blistering form, was quoted as wanting to leave the Toffees in a number of newspaper articles this morning after apparently telling the Belgian press that he needed to play at a higher level.
However, the 24 year old midfielder released a statement via his facebook fan page, stating his desire to stay at Goodison Park.
“I was very surpised to read in some newspapers that I will leave Everton very soon and perhaps next January,” Fellaini revealed.
“Let me remind you that I am very happy in Liverpool and our start of the championship was good. Kevin Mirallas and some other good players joined us to make a better squad in order to realize a good championship in the line of the end of the last one.
“So with Everton, I am ready to play all the season and to reach our goals of this season. However, my only concern for the moment is of course our (Red Devils) Tuesday’s game against Croatia.
Whether you’re in Belgium or England, thank you from my heart for your support.”

Read more: http://www.nsno.co.uk/everton-news/2012/09/fellaini-quells-leaving-rumours/#ixzz260NP76M2

[-Willo-]

You can't say that without quotes.

Sky Sports

I think he will go Arsenal.

[Big Red Richie]

Fellaini will go abroad, Everton will go to the dogs.

You heared it here first. 

[FernandoSusoLFC]

Sky Sports

I think he will go Arsenal.

Scroll up, seems he is going no where but we all know money talks.

He signed a five year deal in 2011 via http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/15773932

"I signed a new contract because the club has ambition and they want to sign two or three players."

Jevalic, Mirallas, Naismith?

[-Willo-]

Scroll up, seems he is going no where but we all know money talks.

He signed a five year deal in 2011 via http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/15773932

"I signed a new contract because the club has ambition and they want to sign two or three players."

Jevalic, Mirallas, Naismith?

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11671/8067591/Belgium-international-Marouane-Fellaini-says-this-could-be-his-last-season-at-Everton

He seems to change his mind a lot I suppose, he's definitely going to go, probably just covering up a bit because he's got to stay for probably another year as i doubt they'll let him go in January.

[FernandoSusoLFC]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11671/8067591/Belgium-international-Marouane-Fellaini-says-this-could-be-his-last-season-at-Everton

He seems to change his mind a lot I suppose, he's definitely going to go, probably just covering up a bit because he's got to stay for probably another year as i doubt they'll let him go in January.

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=87920.msg10842860#msg10842860

[jaffod]

Taken from an article on Football365

"I have started my fifth season at Everton," Fellaini told Het Nieuwsblad.

"This will be one of my last seasons. I have seen everything.

"In January, or at the end of the season, I will look for another club or league."

"I have seen nothing" surely?

[Davidbowie]

Just get his brother in, sure the fans won't notice

Me and my mate bumped into Fellaini in town about 2 years ago, and he was wearing that exact jacket that his bruv is wearing.

[Big Red Richie]

Aren't they made by Refuse?

You can get them in size 12 and 24 roll.

You can also get them in draw string neck, for the more fashion and safety conscious.

[B0151?]

I actually think he's a good footballer but it's funny the way people are ranting about him because Everton have been hoofing it up to him. Been effective I guess.

Seen one lad post on Facebook "Someone give us £40million for him and I'd consider it" 

[Brian Blessed]

Not today, not after the support this last week and what they plan to do tonight (details in the Hillsborough Forum).

[Sarah Deane]

A suitable time and place to let the silliness sink...