I'm typing this from the stairs in my house. There is one massive mean looking mother fucker sat in the corner between the wall and the ceiling. It's taunting me. I have absolutely no chance of catching it, or even reaching it, with anything, because the ceiling is really high on my stairs.
So here I am, sat on the stairs just watching it, and putting my whole day on hold as I wait for it to move to somewhere else. I'm refusing to let it out of my sight because I'll not sleep if I know it's roaming around my house come bedtime. Usually I wouldn't care, but this one is far to big to leave it. So well done Mr. Spider - I'll get you eventually, but you've still won.