This is a bee story, but it's similar to yours.
One of my first jobs was a cart boy working at a golf course, I would drive the golf carts up to the parking lot or down to the garage to charge them. Well one night my buddy and I pulled an all nighter playing Halo or something, and I had to work the next morning. I've done it before, but it's never all that fun.
Towards the end of the day I was driving the carts down to the garage, which cuts through a small recreation area then the parking lot. While driving through the recreation area, a bee made his way towards my face and started hovering around me. Normally I would have just stopped, or not worried about it, but my judgement was a little off and I decided to jump out of the cart while it was still moving.
As soon as I realized what I had just done I noticed it heading towards an suv in a parking spot with it's back door open, like this
So my cart is probably going around 5-7 mph heading straight to the open door, and I'm chasing after it. I jump in and hit the brakes, but right as I touched the pedal *BAM*, nails the door shut. Only it didn't shut, it hit something and bounced back open followed by a "ARGGH GOD DAMMIT *#$%$".
I was mortified and speechless, didn't really know what to say other than "I...am...so...sorry" and "I'll grab my boss"
I wasn't fired, but they had a safety meeting about driving carts.
To keep my post on topic, I have another story, but it's shorter.
I used to ride my bike to college back in the day and wear Chaco's. I was riding on a trail one day and there was this clump of grass stuck between the bottom of my foot and my sandal. I was also on my phone at the time, so I stopped to pick it out with my finger. I kept using my finger to scoop it out, but it must have been stuck or something. So I finally pinch it and throw it on the ground, and to my horror I had been poking a wolf spider about the size of a tennis ball the whole time. I threw my phone down and ran like a little girl for a few seconds. That's about my only good spider story.
The thing I dislike about this area is the abundance of Brown Recluse's, they..are..everywhere.