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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1080 on: May 14, 2024, 09:30:50 pm »
Do 115 have the ugliest team in the league? Ederson, Haaland, Foden etc…
that's without even mentioning Kyle Walker
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1081 on: May 14, 2024, 09:31:01 pm »
That was the chance



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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1082 on: May 14, 2024, 09:31:03 pm »
If Spurs do get something I hope it’s from a dodgy VAR decision , just to see Ped explode.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1083 on: May 14, 2024, 09:31:05 pm »
They did a survey - 55% wanted Manchester City to win.

Spurs fans are morons.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1084 on: May 14, 2024, 09:31:20 pm »
Neville it's not being called a concussion sub but it is really

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1085 on: May 14, 2024, 09:31:20 pm »
If concussion he can't play against WH.
Don’t think the reserve keeper is too shabby for them. Plus it’s West Ham
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1086 on: May 14, 2024, 09:31:36 pm »
City as sleepy as Arsenal were the other day
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1087 on: May 14, 2024, 09:31:43 pm »
Not much going on for Spurs in the final third. Do they have the pigeon on the bench?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1088 on: May 14, 2024, 09:31:53 pm »
Spurs fans are morons.

What do you expect? It's like us wanting Everton to win a title. I'd say more than 55% wouldn't want it.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1089 on: May 14, 2024, 09:31:59 pm »
Subbing off Ederson is the most admirable thing City have done in the last 10 years

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1090 on: May 14, 2024, 09:32:09 pm »
I thought that Maddison was one of those British Summertime footballers - one of those lads who only performs in September and October, and then goes into hiding until mid March. But he's not even that. He's an August and September player, playing well enough to be picked for his country in the first international break, and then being utterly useless for the rest of the season.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1091 on: May 14, 2024, 09:32:27 pm »
He's already twitching and spitting away.
I know. It’s been too long since we’ve been treated to a Ped meltdown.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1092 on: May 14, 2024, 09:33:05 pm »
Oh do fuck off Carragher, wittering on about akanjinonly costing £15 million

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1093 on: May 14, 2024, 09:33:22 pm »
I know. It’s been too long since we’ve been treated to a Ped meltdown.
Only Klopp brings that out of him.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1094 on: May 14, 2024, 09:33:28 pm »
They'll spend £100m on a replacement in the summer.

Oh definitely, no sweat. Cheating c*nts.

They have higher income than Real Madrid you know… nothing dodgy about a shit club in Manchester outspending the biggest clubs in world football.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1095 on: May 14, 2024, 09:33:31 pm »
What do you expect? It's like us wanting Everton to win a title. I'd say more than 55% wouldn't want it.

Liverpool fans are quite capable of being morons too.  ;D

I’d rather Everton won the league than the cheats. Also I’d never want us to throw a game even if us winning benefited Everton.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1096 on: May 14, 2024, 09:33:36 pm »
At some point Spurs are going to have to address the fact they need to score 2
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1097 on: May 14, 2024, 09:33:36 pm »
I thought that Maddison was one of those British Summertime footballers - one of those lads who only performs in September and October, and then goes into hiding until mid March. But he's not even that. He's an August and September player, playing well enough to be picked for his country in the first international break, and then being utterly useless for the rest of the season.

Absolute myth of a player.  He'll still go to the Euro's ahead of the likes of Harvey Elliott though.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1098 on: May 14, 2024, 09:34:12 pm »
Liverpool fans are quite capable of being morons too.  ;D

I’d rather Everton won the league than the cheats.

No you don't.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1099 on: May 14, 2024, 09:34:41 pm »
Liverpool fans are quite capable of being morons too.  ;D

I’d rather Everton won the league than the cheats.

Funny thing is Everton are cheats too. Not to such an extent but still.  ;D

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1100 on: May 14, 2024, 09:34:42 pm »
Oh do fuck off Carragher, wittering on about akanjinonly costing £15 million

He doesn't mention 115 charges though, does he?  ::)
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1101 on: May 14, 2024, 09:34:43 pm »
What do you expect? It's like us wanting Everton to win a title. I'd say more than 55% wouldn't want it.
wouldn't bother me if us winning gave us a chance at the Champions League
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1102 on: May 14, 2024, 09:34:57 pm »
City need another.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1103 on: May 14, 2024, 09:35:19 pm »
He doesn't mention 115 charges though, does he?  ::)

He’s not allowed to do that on Sky.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1104 on: May 14, 2024, 09:35:27 pm »
Thankfully for you you’d stopped watching.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1105 on: May 14, 2024, 09:35:32 pm »
City have been dog shit. can see spurs nicking a goal
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1106 on: May 14, 2024, 09:35:51 pm »
Liverpool fans are quite capable of being morons too.  ;D

I’d rather Everton won the league than the cheats. Also I’d never want us to throw a game even if it’s winning benefited Everton.
It's not a scenario we'd ever have to worry about. About on a par with the missus worrying if I'd ever leave her for Margot Robbie.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1107 on: May 14, 2024, 09:35:55 pm »
How much time added for the Ederson incident alone? Can't be more than 3 surely.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1108 on: May 14, 2024, 09:36:02 pm »
He’s not allowed to do that on Sky.

He should grow some balls and do anyway.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1109 on: May 14, 2024, 09:36:17 pm »
City have been dog shit. can see spurs nicking a goal

God forbid.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1110 on: May 14, 2024, 09:36:24 pm »
Absolute myth of a player.  He'll still go to the Euro's ahead of the likes of Harvey Elliott though.
let's hope so, Harvey needs a rest
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1111 on: May 14, 2024, 09:36:30 pm »


I’d rather Everton won the league than the cheats.

Nah....
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1112 on: May 14, 2024, 09:36:31 pm »
He should grow some balls and do anyway.

He’s lucky to have a job.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1113 on: May 14, 2024, 09:36:39 pm »
This isn't done yet I think. Got a feeling Spurs will get an equaliser. Son with a goal within the last ten mins.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1114 on: May 14, 2024, 09:36:41 pm »
stop shouting everyone's names when they shoot, i beg you drury
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1115 on: May 14, 2024, 09:36:43 pm »
City have been dog shit. can see spurs nicking a goal

I can’t. If anything City will nick another.

However I’d love to see Son grab 2.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1116 on: May 14, 2024, 09:36:58 pm »
Liverpool fans are quite capable of being morons too.  ;D

I’d rather Everton won the league than the cheats.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1117 on: May 14, 2024, 09:37:09 pm »
They’re getting chances at least.

Be nice if they take one
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1118 on: May 14, 2024, 09:37:18 pm »
stop shouting everyone's names when they shoot, i beg you drury
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1119 on: May 14, 2024, 09:37:29 pm »
Now Maddisons turn to do a Saka mpression