I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
If he retires I'll eat my fucking cock.
Great anti climax for those expecting jizzihno....
Frustrating half of football. We're well on top and the Mancs have offered absolutely nothing but the quality in the final third has been desperately poor. So much possession and territory but we've barely created anything of note. The Mancs have the look of team who will crumble if we get the first goal but I've no idea where that goal is going to come from.
Endo and Gravenberch off for Elliot and Gakpo/or Jones for the second half.
Please stop shooting from range.
Why is Gravenberch playing in this game? This is surely a game for someone with something about them?Get Jones or Elliot on for heavens sake.