When someone says "Whats yer favourite Simpsons episode" it opens up a whole world of problems. Such a hugely popular programme, so many quality episodes, and so many memorable moments...its hard to pin it down to one particular scene, or episode.
This thread is not to pull out the ONE great Simpsons episode or quote...but to be able to put forward the best bits of what has been a classic piece of Television over the past decade and a bit.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."
Homer: Okay Marge, its your child against my child. The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore.
Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!
Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr.Burns: Precisely.
Mr. Burns: Smithers there's a rocket in my pocket.
Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: Yes, sir.
Burns: Let me rephrase that. Is it wrong if I cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: No, sir. Who would you like killed?
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Those should get the ball rolling.....