Chuckled at that too. There's another version of the story on there now with this odd headline:Woman having sex in Screwfix car park screamed 'stop' as husband opened car doorAh, the Echo. Never change
Crosby Nick never fails.
Saying "yes that one's got a crack in it" every time my wife asks our baby if she needs a bum change.
Harry Kanes statue 😂😂😂Why do sculpters make such a mess of footy statues these days 🤷
I saw it in the paper this morning and genuinely thought it was some weird chocolate Easter thing.
It does doesn't it. Brings a chant to mind "what the fucking hell is that?"
Missus started off wanting 4 downstairs doors replacing and it spiralled out of control, shes just broken the £5k barrier on spending
That's what happens when United win an FA Cup tie against us...
She normally buys things to make her feel better, thank fuck she didn't have the money after the 7-0
He should pay them to melt it down.
As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.
Great idea
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/68704147
All these overwrought diss tracks flying around at the moment, when none of them will ever hit the heights of the original and best: Carly Simon's You're So Vain.