One day I can see a horse call RED RAWK winning the Grand National.
Let's have a whip (hilarious) round and buy it.
Who's in charge of training it?
Chopper the owner in a tan coat and fedora.
Rob and Capon the trainers, taking it out on Southport beach like Ginger McCain and Red Rum.
Little Amir as the jockey (all 7 stone of him).