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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #40 on: November 18, 2023, 09:21:14 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #41 on: November 18, 2023, 09:22:58 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #42 on: November 18, 2023, 09:23:20 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #43 on: November 18, 2023, 09:26:42 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #44 on: November 18, 2023, 09:27:47 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #45 on: November 18, 2023, 09:28:52 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #46 on: November 18, 2023, 09:30:10 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #47 on: November 18, 2023, 09:31:08 pm »
Are we still trying to name a racehorse?
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #48 on: November 18, 2023, 09:37:47 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #49 on: November 18, 2023, 09:40:02 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #50 on: November 18, 2023, 09:48:07 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #51 on: November 18, 2023, 09:49:31 pm »
Are we still trying to name a racecourse?
:lmao
Or has it become a Capon fetish thread.

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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #52 on: November 18, 2023, 09:52:47 pm »
We don't need no training when we have Barney on our side ;)

My daughter is the real brains of the horse racing racket.
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #53 on: November 18, 2023, 09:53:21 pm »
:lmao
Or has it become a Capon fetish thread.
;D

Do us a favour John. Imagine someone like that fat Ch4 tit doing the races like an Auctioneer an imagine all the names ive mentioned being in a race versus each other ;D

Thats what im doing tonight an no one. Not nobody. Including you is ruining this game or me ;D
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #54 on: November 18, 2023, 09:53:25 pm »
Chopper the owner in a tan coat and fedora.

Rob and Capon the trainers, taking it out on Southport beach like Ginger McCain and Red Rum.

Little Amir as the jockey (all 7 stone of him).

I can drive the transporter too :thumbup



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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #55 on: November 18, 2023, 09:54:02 pm »
I'm convinced Capon is a malfunctioning (more than usual) AI.

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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #56 on: November 18, 2023, 09:55:39 pm »
My daughter is the real brains of the horse racing racket.
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #57 on: November 18, 2023, 09:56:59 pm »
Shy Talk
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #58 on: November 18, 2023, 10:00:52 pm »
More successful than all us RAWK Tipsters combined

She's still going on about it.
Took her to Specsavers the other day to pick her first pair of glasses. She was asking the girl about this frame and that frame and said "I think I want them all. My dad has £10000 from the horses so he can just buy them."  :D
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #59 on: November 18, 2023, 10:04:13 pm »
She's still going on about it.
Took her to Specsavers the other day to pick her first pair of glasses. She was asking the girl about this frame and that frame and said "I think I want them all. My dad has £10000 from the horses so he can just buy them."  :D
🤣🤣

At that age where she probably thinks £10k lasts forever
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #60 on: November 18, 2023, 10:05:29 pm »
I'm convinced Capon is a malfunctioning (more than usual) AI.

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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #61 on: November 18, 2023, 10:06:29 pm »
Captain Tsubasa's Malfunctioning AI
Ay i have feelings ya know

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YA AVIN THA?

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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #62 on: November 18, 2023, 10:07:25 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #63 on: November 18, 2023, 10:21:46 pm »
It's she, aye.
bitter,not me.a granddad,but I'm not even 40

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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #64 on: November 18, 2023, 10:42:38 pm »
;D

Do us a favour John. Imagine someone like that fat Ch4 tit doing the races like an Auctioneer an imagine all the names ive mentioned being in a race versus each other ;D

Thats what im doing tonight an no one. Not nobody. Including you is ruining this game or me ;D
Hahahahahahahahahah
Honestly mate.. ahhh fucking hell.

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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #65 on: November 18, 2023, 10:43:49 pm »
;D

Do us a favour John. Imagine someone like that fat Ch4 tit doing the races like an Auctioneer an imagine all the names ive mentioned being in a race versus each other ;D

Thats what im doing tonight an no one. Not nobody. Including you is ruining this game or me ;D

:lmao
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #66 on: November 18, 2023, 10:49:51 pm »
OK, back to being serious.
Everyone at home get your Escalado out of the loft and set it up.
Capon is gonna give the horses a name and we'll have a practice run.
Barney provides the odds.
Duvva does comms.
Al666 is the protestor.
Chopper is the streaker


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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #67 on: November 18, 2023, 10:53:12 pm »
 ;D

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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #68 on: November 18, 2023, 10:57:01 pm »
Had to Google Escalado. That looks like great craic. Would love to find one at a reasonable price.
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #69 on: November 18, 2023, 11:14:09 pm »
OK, back to being serious.
Everyone at home get your Escalado out of the loft and set it up.
Capon is gonna give the horses a name and we'll have a practice run.
Barney provides the odds.
Duvva does comms.
Al666 is the protestor.
Chopper is the streaker


:lmao

Never had one of them but they something similar in the arcades back in the day.

Anyone ever have this board game. Used to play this at my grandparents

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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #70 on: November 18, 2023, 11:39:22 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #71 on: November 18, 2023, 11:46:42 pm »
You go any car boot/ market in the 80s an nearly every stall had them.

Push down ashtrays with Marble finish. Car Style Lighters with marble finish. Shaving kits/Travel Kits in small leather bags with marble finished plastic combs. Millennium Falcons. Battleship. Capodimonte Ornaments. Carnival Glass Punch Bowls and Art Deco Tripodic Orange Squeezers

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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #72 on: November 18, 2023, 11:49:34 pm »

Ooh Chopper that must have hurt ya chopper
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #73 on: November 18, 2023, 11:56:25 pm »

I really can't overstate how much that made me laugh. Fuckin hell, proper, proper funny.
Ah mate ffs :D
Got me there ya know.

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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #74 on: November 18, 2023, 11:58:16 pm »
Had to Google Escalado. That looks like great craic. Would love to find one at a reasonable price.
I loved mine as a kid Barney, got my lad one as well.
Boss race game, really good.

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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #75 on: November 19, 2023, 12:15:08 am »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #77 on: November 19, 2023, 01:07:41 am »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #78 on: November 19, 2023, 01:14:50 am »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #79 on: November 19, 2023, 01:34:30 am »
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