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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1680 on: May 22, 2024, 05:21:39 pm »
An election for the Tory Wets...
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1681 on: May 22, 2024, 05:21:43 pm »
Who cares, Tory blue to Tory red

Won't make one jot of difference
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1682 on: May 22, 2024, 05:21:47 pm »
Almost feel sorry for him.


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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1683 on: May 22, 2024, 05:21:56 pm »
So should he be using this Downing Street platform to attack Labour?
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1684 on: May 22, 2024, 05:22:19 pm »
This is the speech Will from the Inbetweeners never got to say when he was organising the prom.
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1685 on: May 22, 2024, 05:22:43 pm »
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1686 on: May 22, 2024, 05:23:02 pm »
No brolly whilst he’s attacking Labour.

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1687 on: May 22, 2024, 05:23:32 pm »
Blimey his jacket is going to shrink even more.
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1688 on: May 22, 2024, 05:23:35 pm »
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1689 on: May 22, 2024, 05:23:42 pm »
Why not stay inside to announce it? How are they this incompetent?

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1690 on: May 22, 2024, 05:23:46 pm »
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1691 on: May 22, 2024, 05:24:40 pm »
Drippy Sunak.
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1692 on: May 22, 2024, 05:25:06 pm »
Rishi, can only get wetter...

This needs to be everywhere. The tory scum used Kinnock's slip on the beach to beat him way back in the day, time to turn the tables.

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1693 on: May 22, 2024, 05:25:08 pm »
Survation record a 21pt Labour lead.

LAB 48 (+4)
CON 27 (+3)
LD 8 (-2)
GRN 2 (-5)
RFM 8 (-)
SNP 3 (+1)
OTH 4 (-1)
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1694 on: May 22, 2024, 05:25:17 pm »
I see the Sunak campaign is off to a great start ;D

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1695 on: May 22, 2024, 05:26:04 pm »
Who cares, Tory blue to Tory red

Won't make one jot of difference

 ::)
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1696 on: May 22, 2024, 05:27:16 pm »
I’m naturally pessimistic but I just hope Labour don’t do, say or plan anything stupid. Let Sunak do the work himself, that’s all it takes.

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1697 on: May 22, 2024, 05:28:02 pm »
I’m naturally pessimistic but I just hope Labour don’t do, say or plan anything stupid. Let Sunak do the work himself, that’s all it takes.

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1698 on: May 22, 2024, 05:28:21 pm »
Bring it on.
Don't listen to the bullshit, remember what they have done to this country, everything has got worse, NHS. all services, water and rivers full of shit. national debt tripled meaning it will be harder for a future government to repair the damage. schools run down, poverty and homeless rife Sleaze off the scale yet they have the nerve to say don't throw away the progress we have made. what progress.
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1699 on: May 22, 2024, 05:28:30 pm »
I’m naturally pessimistic but I just hope Labour don’t do, say or plan anything stupid. Let Sunak do the work himself, that’s all it takes.

Starmer is gonna get caught eating a hot dog at the FA cup final at the weekend, and that will be that.
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1700 on: May 22, 2024, 05:28:33 pm »
Sky news saying he called the election because of the numbers of ‘no confidence’ letters that went in from Tories.

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1701 on: May 22, 2024, 05:29:10 pm »
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1702 on: May 22, 2024, 05:29:20 pm »
::)

In an economic sense he’s right imo, I don’t think Labour can/will reverse the course of the trajectory the country is on but hopefully they can affect change in other areas aside from the economy. Starmer does have a lot to prove.

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1703 on: May 22, 2024, 05:29:28 pm »
Outside of pmqs, that is the first time I have watched the prick from start to finish.
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1704 on: May 22, 2024, 05:29:59 pm »
In an economic sense he’s right imo, I don’t think Labour can/will reverse the course of the trajectory the country is on but hopefully they can affect change in other areas aside from the economy. Starmer does have a lot to prove.

Labour are NOT Tory reds.
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1705 on: May 22, 2024, 05:30:10 pm »
Who cares, Tory blue to Tory red

Won't make one jot of difference

Of course it’ll make a difference, just not to you, as you’re from Donegal.
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1706 on: May 22, 2024, 05:30:55 pm »
That speech will live on for decades.   

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1707 on: May 22, 2024, 05:31:45 pm »
In an economic sense he’s right imo, I don’t think Labour can/will reverse the course of the trajectory the country is on but hopefully they can affect change in other areas aside from the economy. Starmer does have a lot to prove.

Labour win and he has risen to the top of everything he has put his hand to.

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1708 on: May 22, 2024, 05:33:20 pm »
Of course it’ll make a difference, just not to you, as you’re from Donegal.

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1709 on: May 22, 2024, 05:33:27 pm »
Who cares, Tory blue to Tory red

Won't make one jot of difference

Yeah, that's exactly the line of thinking that the blue Tories are relying on. It minimises the utter clown show they've presided over for 14 years because it definitely could never improve could it? May as well just vote tory eh! Better the devil you know and all that.   ::)
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1710 on: May 22, 2024, 05:33:33 pm »
Labour are NOT Tory reds.

I meant he’s right Labour won’t make too much of a difference to the economy.

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1711 on: May 22, 2024, 05:34:06 pm »
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1713 on: May 22, 2024, 05:36:06 pm »
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1714 on: May 22, 2024, 05:36:21 pm »
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« Reply #1715 on: May 22, 2024, 05:36:25 pm »
I meant he’s right Labour won’t make too much of a difference to the economy.

People said the same in 97 and were totally wrong.

People said the same in 2015 and we got a hard Brexit.

Let’s not propagate the pernicious lie that is designed to dissuade people from voting.

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1716 on: May 22, 2024, 05:37:17 pm »
TRIP live on youtube now.

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1717 on: May 22, 2024, 05:38:17 pm »
Even the cat doesn't want to be associated with him. It seems to prefer the rain to being inside with Sunak.

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1718 on: May 22, 2024, 05:40:34 pm »
What do you know - question 2 on Pointless is 'leaders of the two main parties at General Elections since 1945'!

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1719 on: May 22, 2024, 05:42:15 pm »
People said the same in 97 and were totally wrong.

People said the same in 2015 and we got a hard Brexit.

Let’s not propagate the pernicious lie that is designed to dissuade people from voting.

IMO 1997 was a different era, nearly 30 years ago. If the electorate were smart enough to vote the Tories out in 2015, we may have had a chance but imo there’s been too much of a shift since COVID to get the economy under any sort of control in the next 5 years. It will be a volatile thing. So my hope is they bring about change in other areas but I don’t expect them to fix the economy. Too big a job. Don’t think it’s a propagating a lie per se.