Gomes flapping at a ball looks like a sealion trying to have a wank!
Anyone else being strangely drawn to Dion Dublin's nipples?
City lead
Don't do it to yourself.
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
3-0
Crosby Nick never fails.
If Wedt Ham manage to get something this would be a perfect day…still wouldn’t write them off while it’s only 2-1.
Hannibal gobbled that chance up.
West Ham What an awful goal to concede.