Topic: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 21st August

[The North Bank]

Bruno is an angry little rat isnt he

[TSC]

Is it still too early to get the Norwich stuff out?

[Mozology]

Utd not to score 38 league goals might be a tasty bet.

[Son of Spion]

Bruno is an angry little rat isnt he

Rat would have sufficed.

[darragh85]

Why is city and Newcastle being billed as this clash of the titans? How have Newcastle earned that.  Must be the Saudi influence working it's magic on the media

[damomad]

Bruno is an angry little rat isnt he

Shite choice of captain, blames the world around him for being a twat.

[Fitzy.]

United’s big problem is that Fernandes is supposed to be one of their big personalities. He’s a tempestuous whopper.

[88_RED]

Mancs should have only 1 point..

They have been dogshit so far..

[Son of Spion]

Is it still too early to get the Norwich stuff out?

It's never too early with that lot.

[Vote For Pedro]

Why is city and Newcastle being billed as this clash of the titans? How have Newcastle earned that.  Must be the Saudi influence working it's magic on the media

Would rather eat my own shit than watch those two

[unknownuser]

Why is city and Newcastle being billed as this clash of the titans? How have Newcastle earned that.  Must be the Saudi influence working it's magic on the media

Clash of the titan sportwashers

[wampa1]

Oil Clasico

[Hedley Lamarr]

I reckon Ange and Klopp could drink bars dry.  Hope Spurs implode, but I do like him.

[DHRED]

Is it still too early to get the Norwich stuff out?

They need to spend another £100 million, and fast, or Neville will incite another insurrection at Castle Greyskull

[jillcwhomever]

Trying to big up Spurs now.

[Son of Spion]

Why is city and Newcastle being billed as this clash of the titans? How have Newcastle earned that.  Must be the Saudi influence working it's magic on the media

It's the sportswash derby. The clash of nation states. Two minnows slugging it out in the name of politics.

[farawayred]

Bruno is an angry little rat isnt he

Bruno reminds me of Moaning Myrtle.

[Goalposts for Jumpers]

Bissouma looked great in that. How did he not get into Spurs team last year?

[Son of Spion]

Trying to big up Spurs now.

That only ends one way.

[RyanBabel19]

Bissouma looked great in that. How did he not get into Spurs team last year?

Think he struggled a lot with injuries

Still a very good midfielder

[Fitzy.]

Sky had Spurs above Liverpool there. They have exactly the same record so it’s alphabetical. Doesn’t matter just odd.

[jillcwhomever]

Sky had Spurs above Liverpool there. They have exactly the same record so it’s alphabetical. Doesn’t matter just odd.

Well unofficially it is United TV.

[Wghennessy]

United’s big problem is that Fernandes is supposed to be one of their big personalities. He’s a tempestuous whopper.

Hilarious when he was made captain

[Perseus]

Unbelievable really when you think the heart of their midfield was ripped out

 Caceido, Mper, Bissouma, MacAllister:  none of whom have been replaced.  It will be evens whether BHA will be ahead of Brentford next spring?

[Elzar]

Neville prepping his Glazer speeches as we talk. He’ll be putting this all on them, despite another 200million spent.

[TALBERT]

Oil Clasico

Without Chelsea


What’s the City vs Chelsea game called?

[unknownuser]

Without Chelsea


What’s the City vs Chelsea game called?

El Plastico

[decosabute]

Bissouma looked great in that. How did he not get into Spurs team last year?

Yeah it's very strange. He looked like an absolute dynamo there, and yet made zero impression last season. I think Postecoglu has talked him up from early on and decided he's building around him, so maybe he just has more belief? Wasn't there also a court case hanging over him last year?

[The North Bank]

Man utd are the new Spurs  - Madman Keane is funny when he lays into them

[Hedley Lamarr]

Sky had Spurs above Liverpool there. They have exactly the same record so it’s alphabetical. Doesn’t matter just odd.

Should Sky just ignore the alphabet to appease Liverpool fans ?  It's two games.

[Knight]

City are really vulnerable with Silva, Gundogan, Mahrez and De De Bruyne either gone or unavailable. And more broadly from this evening they’re genuinely vulnerable. Shame we’ve not had the best summer ourselves. There’s no way City’s current squad is a 90+ point team.

[JRed]

El Despotico. A few red cards and suspensions is about all we can hope for.

[tubby]

Fancy Newcastle to win this.

[smicer07]

Plenty of spare seats.

[JRed]

Plenty of spare seats.

Bad traffic?

[smicer07]

State of this.

[TALBERT]

This is fucking embarrassing and smells desperate and forced

FA cup banner taking ages

[Keita Success]

Is TNT another service to pay for then? Not a fucking chance if Ferdinand is heading it up.

Also, why on earth do city play Hey Jude? Use a Manc song. Money Changes Everything by The Smiths would work well.

[unknownuser]

Guess the pa announcer forgot to mention the current club being investigated for 115 breaches.

[swoopy]

State of this.

Literally no one cares. It's trying to justify to yourself how great you are. Cheated their way to it all.