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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #80 on: August 2, 2023, 11:33:37 pm »
Jamie Jackson has been doing some absolutely beautiful think pieces in the Guardian.

Showing no trace of bias whatsoever, he's been writing thoughtful and proactive pieces about Utd on their USA tour. I was shocked.
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #81 on: August 3, 2023, 12:00:49 am »
Have they signed the Poundland Haaland yet?

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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #82 on: August 3, 2023, 12:11:48 am »
Have they signed the Poundland Haaland yet?

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United's confirmation of signing Denmark striker Rasmus Hojlund from Atalanta could be delayed until the weekend after the 20-year-old arrived later than planned in Manchester on Tuesday.

I think the phrase "kicking and screaming" was mentioned later in that article.  :)

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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #83 on: August 3, 2023, 09:47:18 am »
MEN:
United's confirmation of signing Denmark striker Rasmus Hojlund from Atalanta could be delayed until the weekend after the 20-year-old arrived later than planned in Manchester on Tuesday.

I think the phrase "kicking and screaming" was mentioned later in that article.  :)
That makes it sound like he got in at 3pm instead of 1pm so they have had to delay the signing by a few days.

Do they only have one person to do the medical, and he works part time?
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #84 on: August 3, 2023, 09:58:40 am »
That makes it sound like he got in at 3pm instead of 1pm so they have had to delay the signing by a few days.

Do they only have one person to do the medical, and he works part time?

Have you not seen the NHS waiting lists?

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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #85 on: August 3, 2023, 10:10:07 am »
MEN:
United's confirmation of signing Denmark striker Rasmus Hojlund from Atalanta could be delayed until the weekend after the 20-year-old arrived later than planned in Manchester on Tuesday.

I think the phrase "kicking and screaming" was mentioned later in that article.  :)

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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #86 on: August 3, 2023, 10:10:36 am »
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #87 on: August 3, 2023, 10:46:30 am »
Have they signed the Poundland Haaland yet?

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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #88 on: August 5, 2023, 10:56:27 am »
Absolutely sickening to see how twitter is alight with pro-Mason Greenwood sentiment and an active campaign to enable him to get "a second chance." Shame on United that they have not already thrown him in the scrape heap. I totally despair of football it's rotten to the core.
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #89 on: August 5, 2023, 11:56:44 am »
He will get dogs abuse wherever he plays and so he should.
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #90 on: August 5, 2023, 11:59:38 am »
He will get dogs abuse wherever he plays and so he should.

The problem is it won't help anyone least of all his girlfriend, it's why United should have acted from the start instead of delaying and delaying.
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #91 on: August 5, 2023, 12:48:05 pm »
Another 72million down the drain by the Glazers
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #92 on: August 5, 2023, 01:02:41 pm »
Never ceases to amaze me how all of their players look like arrogant fucking twats that you'd never tire of smashing in the face with a cricket bat
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #93 on: August 5, 2023, 01:03:50 pm »
Antony - £85m
Casemiro - £60m
Martínez - £57m
Malacia - £15m
Mount - £60m
Onana -   £47m
Højlund - £72m

Talk about a manager being backed!  Close on £400m and counting in two summers.  Basically gets all the money and players he demands. Short leash for seven Hag surely, will have to deliver and soon.

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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #94 on: August 5, 2023, 01:05:49 pm »
Antony - £85m
Casemiro - £60m
Martínez - £57m
Malacia - £15m
Mount - £60m
Onana -   £47m
Højlund - £72m

Talk about a manager being backed!  Close on £400m and counting in two summers.  Basically gets all the money and players he demands. Short leash for seven Hag surely, will have to deliver and soon.

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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #95 on: August 5, 2023, 01:07:39 pm »
Fake news. Everyone knows the Glazers are cheapskates. Stop believing the mainstream media

Can't compete with that sort of mingebaggy spending,bring Qatar in.

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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #96 on: August 5, 2023, 01:10:15 pm »
That new Manc goalie just got beat from the halfway line.

(Playing RC Lens).

 :lmao

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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #97 on: August 5, 2023, 01:11:14 pm »
That new Manc goalie just got beat from the halfway line.

(Playing RC Lens).

 :lmao


He’s a right cocky bastard. Definitely going to get embarrassed on a few occasions this season.
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #98 on: August 5, 2023, 01:19:26 pm »
Hahaha that's fucking hilarious

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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #99 on: August 5, 2023, 01:20:42 pm »
Any chance someone can put it on here please?  :)
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #100 on: August 5, 2023, 01:21:07 pm »
That new Manc goalie just got beat from the halfway line.

(Playing RC Lens).

 :lmao

did Maguire give him shit?  :)

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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #101 on: August 5, 2023, 01:24:33 pm »
did Maguire give him shit?  :)

Hope so. Dancing bear Simon Stone won't know what to do.
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #102 on: August 5, 2023, 01:24:43 pm »
did Maguire give him shit?  :)

Maguire's not playing.

As an aside - anyone remember Danso when he was at Southampton? Looks like a decent CB for Lens.
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #103 on: August 5, 2023, 01:25:15 pm »
Any chance someone can put it on here please?  :)

I'll see if I can find a clip Jill.

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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #104 on: August 5, 2023, 01:27:51 pm »
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #105 on: August 5, 2023, 01:30:34 pm »
"He's trying to get right away from football. I believe he went to Everton"

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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #106 on: August 5, 2023, 01:32:19 pm »
Can you see this?

https://xcancel.com/kojodarkoo/status/1687798614792224768

ha ha thanks, the comical fall into the net is a nice bonus.
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #107 on: August 5, 2023, 01:32:49 pm »
I believe the expression is ‘Arf’.

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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #109 on: August 5, 2023, 01:38:59 pm »
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #110 on: August 5, 2023, 01:40:23 pm »
Mason Mount missing a sitter...

https://xcancel.com/TotalFootbol/status/1687796385221943296

 ;D

I've read MU supporters tearing their hair out about him so far  :)

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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #111 on: August 5, 2023, 01:40:32 pm »
Mason Mount missing a sitter...

https://xcancel.com/TotalFootbol/status/1687796385221943296

 ;D

Oh dear. They have paid all that money for a player who at the moment has very little confidence.
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #112 on: August 5, 2023, 01:40:33 pm »
Mason Mount missing a sitter...

https://xcancel.com/TotalFootbol/status/1687796385221943296

 ;D

Never takes long for a Red Manc signing to give us a nice video to take the piss with does it?  :lmao :lmao
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #114 on: August 5, 2023, 01:50:19 pm »
a couple of their comments:

Playing arguably our strongest 11 and we still look like shit.

Down one at half time against Lens…at home…playing our strongest 11…a week before the league starts.

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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #115 on: August 5, 2023, 01:51:20 pm »
a couple of their comments:

Playing arguably our strongest 11 and we still look like shit.

Down one at half time against Lens…at home…playing our strongest 11…a week before the league starts.


Ouch!  :o
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« Reply #116 on: August 5, 2023, 01:51:28 pm »

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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #117 on: August 5, 2023, 01:52:52 pm »
Spawny b@st@rds are level (1-1) - Rashford deflected goal. :(
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #118 on: August 5, 2023, 01:57:21 pm »
Spawny b@st@rds are level (1-1) - Rashford deflected goal. :(

Now that tw@t Anthony scored - time to watch something else, I think.  >:(
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Re: Man United - Manchester's Other Team
« Reply #119 on: August 5, 2023, 01:57:26 pm »
People think our business has been bad, they've signed a worse goalkeeper, a shit Adam Lallana, and a completely unproven striker for megabucks because they hope he's another Haaland.

This lot are going absolutely fucking nowhere.
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