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 I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #240 on: September 8, 2022, 02:35:11 pm »
Cancel all domestic football until after the World Cup as a mark of respect.

We have no idea how long she will keep going, come the World cup, she might be alive but Knocking on Heavens Doha
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #241 on: September 8, 2022, 02:35:42 pm »
what would happen to things like money with the queens face on etc if she passes. Have the money printers a stash of Charles money to go do you think?


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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #242 on: September 8, 2022, 02:35:44 pm »
I beg to differ,, we stink at the moment,, the training ground is key at the moment,, extended time will do us the world of good,, maybe another 9-0 will aswell,, paper over the cracks a little more

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #243 on: September 8, 2022, 02:35:49 pm »
Considering how important she is to the country, I'd suggest voiding the current season and starting again after her funeral.
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #244 on: September 8, 2022, 02:36:08 pm »
Cancel all domestic football until after the World Cup as a mark of respect.

Void the season, she has been the only queen in all of our lives. Football is nothing now. Lets go again 23/24.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #245 on: September 8, 2022, 02:36:13 pm »
Yeah don't really get this thing about her being decent. There's load of evidence of her meddling in laws to benefit her and her family, plus the disabled kid thing and Andrew...

Yeah not buying this nice thing.
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #246 on: September 8, 2022, 02:38:34 pm »
Considering how important she is to the country, I'd suggest voiding the current season and starting again after her funeral.
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #247 on: September 8, 2022, 02:42:01 pm »

Coins with Victoria on were still valid until decimilisation

Yeah. I imagine there will be currency of Charles in stock, but current tender will continue and gradually phased out. Hell, you can still find GR and VR postboxes.

Would cost an absolute fortune to change that kind of thing in short order, and it's not exactly money the country can spare. Then again, the Tories are in charge.
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #248 on: September 8, 2022, 02:42:38 pm »
Why are people not answering the important questions?

- Will there be bank holidays/days of mourning/basically time off work?

- Will PL be affected and if so, how? e.g. if it were Monday, would next weekend's games be safe? Could see the weekend's in doubt if it happened imminently

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #249 on: September 8, 2022, 02:42:41 pm »
what would happen to things like money with the queens face on etc if she passes. Have the money printers a stash of Charles money to go do you think?

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #250 on: September 8, 2022, 02:45:02 pm »






She's been looking frail for a while but the difference yesterday was massive, other one was only too a few months ago.

Reckon they had her high as a kite for that meeting, probably didn't even know who the fuck that gormless twat Truss was.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #251 on: September 8, 2022, 02:45:59 pm »





She's been looking frail for a while but the difference yesterday was massive, other one was only too a few months ago.

Reckon they had her high as a kite for that meeting, probably didn't even know who the fuck that gormless twat Truss was.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #252 on: September 8, 2022, 02:48:27 pm »
'Civilian' RAF plane going from Northolt to Aberdeen

https://www.flightradar24.com/KRF23R/2d62a52d

A Tory, a worker and an immigrant are sat round a table. There's a plate of 10 biscuits in the middle. The Tory takes 9 then turns to the worker and says "that immigrant is trying to steal your biscuit"

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #253 on: September 8, 2022, 02:48:46 pm »

Truss has killed her basically

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #254 on: September 8, 2022, 02:49:13 pm »
Why are people not answering the important questions?

- Will there be bank holidays/days of mourning/basically time off work?

- Will PL be affecte
d and if so, how? e.g. if it were Monday, would next weekend's games be safe? Could see the weekend's in doubt if it happened imminently

Yes to both, a better question is how is she under medical supervision in her home, my Doctor cant be arsed to see me in his own surgery,


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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #255 on: September 8, 2022, 02:49:34 pm »
So when does the “it’s happening” gif get posted?

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« Reply #256 on: September 8, 2022, 02:49:34 pm »
When she dies her family will be giving away all of her wealth to the nations most in need right, right?
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #257 on: September 8, 2022, 02:50:23 pm »
So when does the “it’s happening” gif get posted?

An all-time great gif. But I think it might have already actually happened.

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« Reply #258 on: September 8, 2022, 02:50:41 pm »
'Civilian' RAF plane going from Northolt to Aberdeen

https://www.flightradar24.com/KRF23R/2d62a52d



What is the significance of this?

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #259 on: September 8, 2022, 02:51:39 pm »
What is the significance of this?


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« Reply #260 on: September 8, 2022, 02:51:56 pm »
What is the significance of this?

Bring the body back to London perhaps.
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« Reply #261 on: September 8, 2022, 02:52:25 pm »
Why?

Why will it be sad? I think we’ve all grown up with her being a cornerstone of the country. Out of all of them I think she’s been the least problematic herself and it also symbolises the end of the country as we know it imo.

I’m talking of her specifically I’m sure there’s something to be said for the history of the family but my sentiment is focussed on her.

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« Reply #262 on: September 8, 2022, 02:52:53 pm »
An all-time great gif. But I think it might have already actually happened.

To be fair, I thought the human yoda had a another coupe of hundred years left. Ah well, these things happen.

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« Reply #263 on: September 8, 2022, 02:53:00 pm »
I believe she wasn’t on the pilot’s rota for next week so you should be ok.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #264 on: September 8, 2022, 02:53:36 pm »

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #265 on: September 8, 2022, 02:54:10 pm »
Why are people not answering the important questions?

- Will there be bank holidays/days of mourning/basically time off work?

- Will PL be affected and if so, how? e.g. if it were Monday, would next weekend's games be safe? Could see the weekend's in doubt if it happened imminently

If I were to hazard a guess, there's a month of official mourning with flags at half-staff; perhaps a week were most public events are cancelled, and a day off for the funeral.

This is a few years back but it probably covers the basics.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #266 on: September 8, 2022, 02:54:54 pm »
So when does the “it’s happening” gif get posted?

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« Reply #267 on: September 8, 2022, 02:56:07 pm »
Why will it be sad? I think we’ve all grown up with her being a cornerstone of the country. Out of all of them I think she’s been the least problematic herself and it also symbolises the end of the country as we know it imo.

I’m talking of her specifically I’m sure there’s something to be said for the history of the family but my sentiment is focussed on her.

Yep I'm a staunch republican however never felt personal ill will towards Liz. She's been trapped by the farce that is the monarchy, she's been in a cage, albeit a very very gilded one. I'd hate to have been born a royal.
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« Reply #268 on: September 8, 2022, 02:56:18 pm »
What is the significance of this?

It's the RAF private jet the royals (and other state VIPs) use.
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« Reply #269 on: September 8, 2022, 02:56:32 pm »
Why are people not answering the important questions?

- Will there be bank holidays/days of mourning/basically time off work?

- Will PL be affected and if so, how? e.g. if it were Monday, would next weekend's games be safe? Could see the weekend's in doubt if it happened imminently

And most importantly, will I be able to meet my old mates for the first time in a few years in two Saturdays time?

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« Reply #270 on: September 8, 2022, 02:57:32 pm »
Sit down, shock is better taken with bent knees.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #271 on: September 8, 2022, 03:00:37 pm »
So, what are the plans? Close the forum for two weeks as a mark of respect?

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« Reply #272 on: September 8, 2022, 03:01:08 pm »
Why will it be sad? I think we’ve all grown up with her being a cornerstone of the country. Out of all of them I think she’s been the least problematic herself and it also symbolises the end of the country as we know it imo.

I’m talking of her specifically I’m sure there’s something to be said for the history of the family but my sentiment is focussed on her.

I just don't get it I'm afraid. I have zero affinity to a family (which includes her) of privilege of wealth assigned at birth. They don't represent me or the majority of the people who live in this area and I think they appear more and more antiquated when you see the absolute state of the country and the good causes their wealth could be used towards. The most I could possibly muster is an apathetic shoulder shrug and that's pushing it.   

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« Reply #273 on: September 8, 2022, 03:01:09 pm »
So, what are the plans? Close the forum for two weeks as a mark of respect?

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« Reply #274 on: September 8, 2022, 03:01:38 pm »
Granted, it's many years ago, but I remember reading Charles had said he would take the name George as King (it's one of his  many middle names).

Perhaps he wasn't expecting mummy to last this long, so perhaps he's had a change of mind. On the flip side though, historically "King Charles" hasn't fared well in this country.
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« Reply #275 on: September 8, 2022, 03:01:44 pm »
So, what are the plans? Close the forum for two weeks as a mark of respect?

You serious?  Majority of us boo the national anthem. Why would the forum be closed?

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« Reply #276 on: September 8, 2022, 03:01:44 pm »
Why are people not answering the important questions?

- Will there be bank holidays/days of mourning/basically time off work?

- Will PL be affected and if so, how? e.g. if it were Monday, would next weekend's games be safe? Could see the weekend's in doubt if it happened imminently

There are ten days of mourning with the only two days off work likely to be the funeral and subsequent coronation.  If she died today, the weekend's schedule would likely be cancelled, if she died Saturday I imagine it goes ahead because of logistics, next weekends games would go ahead I would of thought.

The BBC take all Comedy programs off air for ten days, which could be a good thing, oh and our fragile economy could potentially lose billions as the stock exchange shuts for at least one day.

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« Reply #277 on: September 8, 2022, 03:02:33 pm »
Will everywhere be shut saturday if shes announced dead today/tomorrow?

Have family flying over to go the Wolves game with me Saturday and if the games cancelled I guess we can still go out and do something but if everything is shut... ffs.

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« Reply #278 on: September 8, 2022, 03:02:38 pm »
People not getting jokes in this are doing my head in!

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« Reply #279 on: September 8, 2022, 03:03:33 pm »
It's the RAF private jet the royals (and other state VIPs) use.

Could be getting Harry there.