He needs a song, I saw this on Twitter and it made me giggle.
OHH DARWIN HE IS MAGIC, HE WEARS A MAGIC HAT, HE COULD HAVE GONE TO UNITED BUT HE SAID HELL NO FUCK TO THAT, HE SCORES THEM WITH HIS LEFT FOOT HE SCORES THEM WITH HIS RIGHT, AND WHEN WE WIN THE LEAGUE AGAIN WE’LL SING THIS SONG ALL NIGHT - repeat