Number eh…
So 20/21 season that’s 132,180 seconds, on the pitch.
As we know it only takes a second to score a goal, he’s scored 1.
So he has a seconds to goal ratio of 132,180:1. Rubbish.
Add to the fact that he runs slower than time, his true time on the pitch is actually 178,964 seconds, making an even worserer, goal to games to seconds ratio. But we love him dearly.
Blah blah paragraph of soul destroying opinion….
Another paragraph with the bit about nay-sayers who turn out to be Reece’s and Greggs employees…
Chicken pox sock wanks
I’m his biggest fan, get the clown shoes John and a new motor for Thiago.
Numberwang, my opinion matters the most
Crossroads injuries, the Dahli Lama, Peter Purves.
Over to you Jurgen. We move on.