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Re: Man City - Who Cares?
« Reply #400 on: February 12, 2020, 07:33:54 am »
Ang on a mo, did these actually think they were a big club that would be consulted on footballing matters?

Fuck off tramps, get back to your house that was granted to you for free and carry on trying to cheat the footballing world with your "Honest Sponsorship" deals that really comes from an abusing regime  :wave

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Re: Man City - Who Cares?
« Reply #401 on: February 12, 2020, 08:08:16 am »
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Re: Man City - Who Cares?
« Reply #402 on: February 12, 2020, 08:33:39 am »
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Re: Man City - Who Cares?
« Reply #403 on: February 12, 2020, 09:05:59 am »
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Re: Man City - Who Cares?
« Reply #404 on: February 12, 2020, 09:08:43 am »


Au contraire! :D

In fairness Abbs loves big Pete .... he’s a funny guy!

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Re: Man City - Who Cares?
« Reply #405 on: February 12, 2020, 09:10:47 am »
Players love playing for Klopp..players tolerate ($$) playing for Pepe..'Pepe'?

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Re: Man City - Who Cares?
« Reply #406 on: February 12, 2020, 09:11:11 am »
In fairness Abbs loves big Pete .... he’s a funny guy!

I'm quite clearly bantering. Picked on Crouchie because I know he'd find it funny. Dude's a legend.

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Re: Man City - Who Cares?
« Reply #407 on: February 12, 2020, 09:21:27 am »
Man city...know your fucking place. Stop pretending you're something you're not.
 

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Re: Man City - Who Cares?
« Reply #408 on: February 12, 2020, 10:17:15 am »
just spent 10 mins watching that on repeat. Then realised its fake. Big Ali was sitting at front on the real version 8):champ :champ :champ

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Watch a video of it and you see him sneaking from the back then sliding along the front of the stage the geg in bastard ;D

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Re: Man City - Who Cares?
« Reply #409 on: February 12, 2020, 11:34:30 am »
In fairness Abbs loves big Pete .... he’s a funny guy!

Yeah, if he had of been on the dole she would have fell in love all the same   :lmao

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Re: Man City - Who Cares?
« Reply #410 on: February 12, 2020, 12:50:18 pm »
Yeah, if he had of been on the dole she would have fell in love all the same   :lmao

I wonder what attracted her to tall famous millionaire footballer Peter Crouch?  :D

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Re: Man City - Who Cares?
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Re: Man City - Who Cares?
« Reply #412 on: February 12, 2020, 01:08:18 pm »

 


Proper version, with the AlisScooch...
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Re: Man City - Who Cares?
« Reply #413 on: February 12, 2020, 03:43:25 pm »
Proper version, with the AlisScooch...
Thanks for clearing up the missing Ali video scandal. 
Also gave us about 5 more excuses to post the video  :wellin :lmao :champ

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Re: Man City - Who Cares?
« Reply #414 on: February 12, 2020, 06:30:01 pm »
Behind the Times paywall:

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Manchester City demanded damages from ‘unlawful’ Uefa after Champions League ban recommendation, court documents reveal

City launched legal case after @tariqpanja  revealed one-season Champions League ban had been recommended by UEFA investigators
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Manchester City were involved in a furious dispute with Uefa’s chief financial investigator and demanded damages from the European body after his recommendation for a one-season Champions League ban for the club was leaked, court documents have revealed.

The club accused the investigatory committee of Uefa’s Club Financial Control Board (CFCB) of “unlawful activities” following the leak in May 2019 and tried unsuccessfully to have the investigation thrown out by going to the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS).

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/manchester-city-demanded-damages-from-unlawful-uefa-after-champions-league-ban-recommendation-court-documents-reveal-30rw9v5tf
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Behind the Times paywall:

@martynziegler
Manchester City demanded damages from ‘unlawful’ Uefa after Champions League ban recommendation, court documents reveal

City launched legal case after @tariqpanja  revealed one-season Champions League ban had been recommended by UEFA investigators
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/manchester-city-demanded-damages-from-unlawful-uefa-after-champions-league-ban-recommendation-court-documents-reveal-30rw9v5tf

Judgement reads like "Why the fuck are you bothering us with this? Someone at UEFA may well have leaked information to the press but it doesn't mean UEFA can't decide a case against you".

https://www.tas-cas.org/fileadmin/user_upload/Award_CAS_6298_internet.pdf

(via David Conn who, I think I'm legally obliged to point out, is a Manchester City supporter but also a (genuinely) excellent journalist)
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He was celebrating our win against Barca obviously.
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Judgement reads like "Why the fuck are you bothering us with this? Someone at UEFA may well have leaked information to the press but it doesn't mean UEFA can't decide a case against you".

https://www.tas-cas.org/fileadmin/user_upload/Award_CAS_6298_internet.pdf

(via David Conn who, I think I'm legally obliged to point out, is a Manchester City supporter but also a (genuinely) excellent journalist)

City have gone full Trump.

UEFA: "You've acted illegally."
AD PR FC: "No, YOU'VE acted illegally!"
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City have gone full Trump.

UEFA: "You've acted illegally."
AD PR FC: "No, YOU'VE acted illegally!"

Heh, yeah. Them and PSG have always held the stick of lots of litigation over UEFA's head about FFP too. Can understand the desperation to it for them but not how they try to bully their way through when called out on what they're up to.
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City have gone full Trump.

UEFA: "You've acted illegally."
AD PR FC: "No, YOU'VE acted illegally!"
Nail on the head. It's classic bully boy tactics, hopefully UEFA actually punish these cheats. It might be why these Guardiola leaving rumours are swirling around.
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I think one thing the past two seasons have confirmed is that City are not going to be the all-dominating force it was feared they would become.  That can only happen if the other big clubs fold and let them. 

Guardiola is a top tier manager, even if he does spend money like it's going out of fashion.  But he looks haunted right now, and I can't see him sticking around.  Where do City go after him? 

Yes they will remain a potent threat and in any given season can achieve fearsomely well, but as long as we're around to go toe to toe with them and not let them have it all their own way they will continue to suffer setbacks.  More importantly they will lose their shit over those setbacks and exacerbate them.  They're their own worst enemy in that regard.
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Fucking hell the loons have gone..really gone!  :lmao :lmao

I thought that they had peaked but fuck me there is another level.  ;D
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Just watched this on you tube apologies if it's been posted already, I thought I'd seen and heard it all from across the park, this nob head from
 manc land is hilarious

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HrltlkW3U8
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Fucking hell the loons have gone..really gone!  :lmao :lmao

I thought that they had peaked but fuck me there is another level.  ;D

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Re: Man City - Who Cares?
« Reply #428 on: February 12, 2020, 09:26:12 pm »
Yeah, if he had of been on the dole she would have fell in love all the same   :lmao

She’s always liked funny lads. She’s sound.
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What... this?

No need for that, show some fucking respect in the man city thread

It's this one


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On another note I can see this lot signing Sancho, and them selling Sane to Bayern.

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On another note I can see this lot signing Sancho, and them selling Sane to Bayern.

They have first option on him I believe

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If Pep doesn't win the Champions League with City you would have to feel his time there was not successful given the money spent. Hopefully there financial doping comes back to bite them. You can tolerate someone winning and living within their means and building up something over time. They know the league is lost. The only thing left for them domestically is to try and beat us for bragging rights. They will most likely finish second.

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Best thing is that with their lousy attitude they are creating the exact kind of environment to make their worst fears come true.

The more they bleat and moan about corrupt UEFA fucking them over and "big" clubs banding together to shut them out the more likely it may actually become a reality and organisations look to trip them up at every opportunity.

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just spent 10 mins watching that on repeat. Then realised its fake. Big Ali was sitting at front on the real version 8):champ :champ :champ

He moved down the front after the lift:

Man city...know your fucking place. Stop pretending you're something you're not.
 


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If Pep doesn't win the Champions League with City you would have to feel his time there was not successful given the money spent. Hopefully there financial doping comes back to bite them. You can tolerate someone winning and living within their means and building up something over time. They know the league is lost. The only thing left for them domestically is to try and beat us for bragging rights. They will most likely finish second.

Pep always seems to outkid himself in the CL, it's no coincidence he hasn't won the CL since when he was Barcelona manager, the other factor City don't have is the crowd, they'll never create an atmosphere like we did against Barcelona last season, you could see on the Barca players scared at halftime on that documentary when we played them, the City crowd won't be as intimidating in the home leg against Real.
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They can match an accepted bid.

Us or them and he would choose us.
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He moved down the front after the lift:

Look at the boss,you know he was thinking where the fuck's Ali gone.
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