Author Topic: The Kick Ass Draft (Read 25399 times)

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #120 on:** February 9, 2020, 06:51:02 pm »

You are angering the Draft Gods -

1st I will smash the Tardis into pieces
2nd I will seek revenge on all those sarcastic bitches who besmirched my name
3rd I will take all of your powers

For I am Goku

P.S. Mikey can your genie get me turkey, mustard and pickle on sour dough? Also, I need a mint chocolate latte with sprinkles (very important) --- Step to it and make sure you get back before the almighty One Above gets home - he'll be pissed if he does not have his latte. Run along sonnie.

Samie · « **Reply #121 on:** February 9, 2020, 06:51:25 pm »

It would take Goku a week to power up by that time the draft is finished.

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #122 on:** February 9, 2020, 06:54:09 pm »

Quote from: Samie on February 9, 2020, 06:51:25 pm

It would take Goku a week to power up by that time the draft is finished.

About the same time it would take for you to organize a draft and then cancel it. Hat tip #accomplishment.

OK I have bloodied enough noses here for now.. Onto bigger and better things like changing my sons diapers.

Titi Camara · « **Reply #123 on:** February 9, 2020, 06:54:19 pm »

Is the cousins sisters dogs best mates groomers workmate really, really real?

And what's a fucking Gokuwan?

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #124 on:** February 9, 2020, 06:54:23 pm »

Quote from: Samie on February 9, 2020, 06:51:25 pm

It would take Goku a week to power up by that time the draft is finished.

Nah, Goku turns Super Saiyan God Blue by farting

El Lobo · « **Reply #125 on:** February 9, 2020, 06:55:24 pm »

Quote from: Trendisdestiny on February 9, 2020, 06:36:28 pm

If you lads want, my wife's cousin, who is animator (specialty is dragons) - he could evaluate the teams and to give his rankings as one part of the evaluation - not the final or determining level.

Again, no user names need be submitted to get feedback --- just starting 5 and their transports (ranked).... if you guys are up for it.

Aye good idea just as long as he’s impartial....

Quote from: Trendisdestiny on February 9, 2020, 06:40:46 pm

I was too before my wife's cousin told me to google him.

Maybe not then eh.

We’ll go for Bettys friend, who is an animator and told him to google Mr Bean

Samie · « **Reply #126 on:** February 9, 2020, 06:55:30 pm »

Quote from: Trendisdestiny on February 9, 2020, 06:54:09 pm

About the same time it would take for your organize a draft and then cancel it. Hat tip #accomplishment.

OK I have bloodied enough noses here for now.. Onto bigger and better things like changing my sons diapers.

Yer might wanna look up drafts I've done in the past. I mean this is the draft section, we've got all the time in the world. That wasn't my first one...but it was my last.

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #127 on:** February 9, 2020, 06:56:37 pm »

Quote from: Titi Camara on February 9, 2020, 06:54:19 pm

Is the cousins sisters dogs best mates groomers workmate really, really real?

And what's a fucking Gokuwan?

31 Flavors of sarcasm... I fucking love it.

Samie · « **Reply #128 on:** February 9, 2020, 06:58:39 pm »

Quote from: deFacto on February 9, 2020, 06:54:23 pm

Nah, Goku turns Super Saiyan God Blue by farting

It took him about 10 episodes to go to Super Sayian 1 when he fought Freiza on Namek.

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #129 on:** February 9, 2020, 06:59:19 pm »

Quote from: Samie on February 9, 2020, 06:55:30 pm

Yer might wanna look up drafts I've done in the past. I mean this is the draft section, we've got all the time in the world. That wasn't my first one...but it was my last.

Should take your roadshow to one of the Stans (Uzbekistan maybe)?

Something Worse · « **Reply #130 on:** February 9, 2020, 06:59:40 pm »

I see someone finally bit on Superman

Samie · « **Reply #131 on:** February 9, 2020, 07:00:49 pm »

Quote from: Trendisdestiny on February 9, 2020, 06:59:19 pm

Should take your roadshow to one of the Stans (Uzbekistan maybe)?

I've been to Kazakhstan, beautiful country...and women.

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #132 on:** February 9, 2020, 07:02:30 pm »

Quote from: fucking appalled on February 9, 2020, 06:55:24 pm

Aye good idea just as long as he’s impartial....

Maybe not then eh.

We’ll go for Bettys friend, who is an animator and told him to google Mr Bean

I can sit it out.... I really did not expect to win (first draft and all), but the other 16 teams could do a tourney?

Something where no user names are referenced just teams -- he could write down his points of analysis.

Again, I know nothing about this draft whatsoever --- which makes the smack talk here delicious in its amount and gooey in substance -- not unlike my last stool.

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #133 on:** February 9, 2020, 07:03:54 pm »

Quote from: Samie on February 9, 2020, 07:00:49 pm

I've been to Kazakhstan, beautiful country...and women.

Oh dear. That's is funny on several levels Samwise. OK I'm done with my pisstake.

RobbieRedman · « **Reply #134 on:** February 9, 2020, 07:06:00 pm »

Quote from: Something Worse on February 9, 2020, 06:59:40 pm

I see someone finally bit on Superman

At first i thought no, too cheesy. However the idea of probably the greatest superhero of all time powered by his mates endless supply of vibranium should not only be fun but probably unstoppable.

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #135 on:** February 9, 2020, 07:06:15 pm »

Quote from: deFacto on February 9, 2020, 06:54:23 pm

Nah, Goku turns Super Saiyan God Blue by farting

Goku does originate from the word Broccoli in Japanese or so I read.

How come everything is coming back to poop - with this thread? 4 different people, 4 different discussion of poop.

Durlmints · « **Reply #136 on:** February 9, 2020, 07:11:05 pm »

Quote from: Trendisdestiny on February 9, 2020, 07:02:30 pm

I can sit it out.... I really did not expect to win (first draft and all), but the other 16 teams could do a tourney?

Something where no user names are referenced just teams -- he could write down his points of analysis.

Again, I know nothing about this draft whatsoever --- which makes the smack talk here delicious in its amount and gooey in substance -- not unlike my last stool.

You can't sit out Trend, your picks have been the main source of mayhem in this thread!

You're needed to provide the theatre in here!

kloppagetime · « **Reply #137 on:** February 9, 2020, 07:19:08 pm »

I'm confused everyone else has had more than one pick and I'm still only picked once, never got a PM from anyone about my next go

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #138 on:** February 9, 2020, 07:21:47 pm »

Quote from: Durlmints on February 9, 2020, 07:11:05 pm

You can't sit out Trend, your picks have been the main source of mayhem in this thread!

You're needed to provide the theatre in here!

Mischief and mayhem with my mates... Love it, but if people want a more objective view from someone who has spent his whole life reading all of these kinds of characters from all over the world -- he'd be your guy.

I'm in this for the mischief and mayhem lads --- could give two rat testicles if I can 17th place or 1st.

RobbieRedman · « **Reply #139 on:** February 9, 2020, 07:22:13 pm »

Quote from: kloppagetime on February 9, 2020, 07:19:08 pm

I'm confused everyone else has had more than one pick and I'm still only picked once, never got a PM from anyone about my next go

Then the culprit should be suspended from picking till the last round, that's outrageous!

👀

Titi Camara · « **Reply #140 on:** February 9, 2020, 07:57:57 pm »

Who's next?

Hazell · « **Reply #141 on:** February 9, 2020, 08:04:52 pm »

Quote from: Titi Camara on February 9, 2020, 07:57:57 pm

Who's next?

mikey, PM'd him. It's futile anyway, being objectively, I think I should win this draft.

Samie · « **Reply #142 on:** February 9, 2020, 08:07:48 pm »

Quote from: Titi Camara on February 9, 2020, 07:57:57 pm

Who's next?

Wrong draft Titi. Save that for the Survivor Series draft.

Durlmints · « **Reply #143 on:** February 9, 2020, 08:15:03 pm »

Samie whilst you are here, can you address the allegation that you failed to send a PM to Kloppagetime?

It would be highly controversial, even for this draft so far.

Samie · « **Reply #144 on:** February 9, 2020, 08:16:17 pm »

Do you also want me to take a piss test too?

Durlmints · « **Reply #145 on:** February 9, 2020, 08:18:53 pm »

Quote from: Samie on February 9, 2020, 08:16:17 pm

Do you also want me to take a piss test too?

Ah, I see you've been through this process before.

If you could step this way please sir our team will take a sample...

Samie · « **Reply #146 on:** February 9, 2020, 08:20:07 pm »

I had missed my turn and so technically it was Trends job to PM Kloppage. I PM'd the person who's actual go it was, which was Titi.

Hazell · « **Reply #147 on:** February 9, 2020, 08:22:02 pm »

Quote from: Samie on February 9, 2020, 08:20:07 pm

I had missed my turn and so technically it was Trends job to PM Kloppage. I PM'd the person who's actual go it was, which was Titi.

It seems sorted now anyway. Which is a shame, as I was hoping for another debacle like the one yesterday.

mikey_LFC · « **Reply #148 on:** February 9, 2020, 08:29:55 pm »

Glad to get Doctor Strange. He’s incredibly powerful in both the movies and comics. Single handedly dealing with the biggest threats in the Marvel universe.

El Lobo · « **Reply #149 on:** February 9, 2020, 08:42:26 pm »

Quote from: mikey_LFC on February 9, 2020, 08:29:55 pm

Glad to get Doctor Strange. He’s incredibly powerful in both the movies and comics. Single handedly dealing with the biggest threats in the Marvel universe.

Yeah he’s cool, kinda got turned into dust when my guy clicked his fingers though.

Something Worse · « **Reply #150 on:** February 9, 2020, 08:46:56 pm »

Quote from: fucking appalled on February 9, 2020, 08:42:26 pm

Yeah he’s cool, kinda got turned into dust when my guy clicked his fingers though.

That was the gauntlet, not Thanos. You just picked a large strong guy.

mikey_LFC · « **Reply #151 on:** February 9, 2020, 08:47:49 pm »

Quote from: fucking appalled on February 9, 2020, 08:42:26 pm

Yeah he’s cool, kinda got turned into dust when my guy clicked his fingers though.

Yeah thing is, your guy had the infinity gauntlet, with all the infinity stones at that point. You don’t get that in the draft as it is a completely separate entity from Thanos. Many character have held the gauntlet at one time or another.

But luckily even with four stones, my guy could more than match yours. Thanos by himself vs Doctor Strange is my guys all day. Maybe there will be some infinity stones on the battlefield. But probably not.

Although I could get the genie to make my team a whole set of them.

Sheer Magnetism · « **Reply #152 on:** February 9, 2020, 08:52:45 pm »

Quote from: mikey_LFC on February 9, 2020, 08:29:55 pm

Glad to get Doctor Strange. He’s incredibly powerful in both the movies and comics. Single handedly dealing with the biggest threats in the Marvel universe.

Dr Strange is a great pick, was torn between him and Phoenix as my Marvel choice.

El Lobo · « **Reply #153 on:** February 9, 2020, 08:54:18 pm »

Quote from: mikey_LFC on February 9, 2020, 08:47:49 pm

Yeah thing is, your guy had the infinity gauntlet, with all the infinity stones at that point. You don’t get that in the draft as it is a completely separate entity from Thanos. Many character have held the gauntlet at one time or another.

But luckily even with four stones, my guy could more than match yours. Thanos by himself vs Doctor Strange is my guys all day. Maybe there will be some infinity stones on the battlefield. But probably not.

Although I could get the genie to make my team a whole set of them.

Your genie who is banished to a magic lamp? Shhhhiiit. At least you’ve not got anything else completely limited by no-one else knowing how to use it, like Dr Whos phone box. I suppose Dr Strange could use one of his wishes to make David Tennant appear and hope he doesn’t just get in his magic phone box and fuck off.

mikey_LFC · « **Reply #154 on:** February 9, 2020, 09:04:56 pm »

Quote from: fucking appalled on February 9, 2020, 08:54:18 pm

Your genie who is banished to a magic lamp? Shhhhiiit. At least you’ve not got anything else completely limited by no-one else knowing how to use it, like Dr Whos phone box. I suppose Dr Strange could use one of his wishes to make David Tennant appear and hope he doesn’t just get in his magic phone box and fuck off.

Yeah the genie was banished to a magic lamp, but spoiler alert, Aladdin freed him. The TARDIS has a mind of its own and is able to operate itself / let anyone have access to it that it wants. This is made clear in the series.

El Lobo · « **Reply #155 on:** February 9, 2020, 09:10:04 pm »

Oh yeah he was freed wasn’t he? And his powers massively diminished afterwards

mikey_LFC · « **Reply #156 on:** February 9, 2020, 09:13:49 pm »

Quote from: fucking appalled on February 9, 2020, 09:10:04 pm

Oh yeah he was freed wasn’t he? And his powers massively diminished afterwards

Yeah that’s not a thing. Nice try though.

El Lobo · « **Reply #157 on:** February 9, 2020, 09:21:40 pm »

Quote from: mikey_LFC on February 9, 2020, 09:13:49 pm

Yeah that’s not a thing. Nice try though.

Quote

In the direct-to-video sequel The Return of Jafar (1994), the Genie returns to Agrabah, deciding that the world is not all that great without his friends to share it with. He tells Aladdin and Jasmine that he is no longer as powerful as he once was because free genies are not as strong as genies bound by lamps.

Maybe the trapped genie actually is better for your team

Samie · « **Reply #158 on:** February 9, 2020, 09:24:53 pm »

Should've just gone with the shitty Will Smith version to avoid all this crap.

mikey_LFC · « **Reply #159 on:** February 9, 2020, 09:27:57 pm »

Quote from: fucking appalled on February 9, 2020, 09:21:40 pm

Maybe the trapped genie actually is better for your team

Gonna use a straight to video sequel synopsis against me! Ha. That is desperate.

Characters will be their most powerful forms, so imagine him as whichever you want. One wish is enough to destroy any team. e.g. I wish that we would win this fight. And done.

Luckily I’ll have a minimum of 12 wishes (3 wishes for the other four team members) by which time I’ll be waltzing off with the draft win under my belt.