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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31600 on: March 6, 2022, 06:25:27 pm »
How bad is the PL that this lot have a chance for 4th?  They're fucking awful.

Maguire was only ever good in a back 3, 80m was and is a joke and it gets funnier with every passing day.
I don't agree, he'd go to Legoland. Bye.

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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31601 on: March 6, 2022, 06:25:41 pm »
They really are horrendous

How shite are Arsenal that they haven't wrapped up 4th at this stage?
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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31602 on: March 6, 2022, 06:25:52 pm »
Guess we know now why Ronaldo is "injured"

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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31603 on: March 6, 2022, 06:27:39 pm »
XG for them inthe second half? XG = 0.00
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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31604 on: March 6, 2022, 06:27:42 pm »
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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31605 on: March 6, 2022, 06:28:54 pm »
Just toxically bad. Will take them years to fix this.

Maguire is so bad they just need to take the hit on it and get rid, they won’t though and it’s beautiful.

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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31606 on: March 6, 2022, 06:29:16 pm »
Not deserving of CL footie next season, useless sister bangers.
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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31607 on: March 6, 2022, 06:30:13 pm »
The thing about city losing Dias and Ake, is that if you don’t actually attack, it makes no difference!
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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31608 on: March 6, 2022, 06:30:56 pm »
Aaron Wan-Bissaka 50 million zingers. Let that sink in. Absolutely stealing a living.

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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31609 on: March 6, 2022, 06:31:04 pm »
How bad is the PL that this lot have a chance for 4th? They're fucking awful.

Maguire was only ever good in a back 3, 80m was and is a joke and it gets funnier with every passing day.

I've never known a team be so bad game after game and still win semi-regularly. Under Ole he had a one goal headstart every week as Riley's mob awarded them a pen every game. When that stopped this season he was found out.

Ragnick has had a ridiculously easy run of games since he took over and struggled in all of them. Couldn't even beat Watford or Burnley but could still (undeservedly) beat the likes of Brentford and Leeds. Even Norwich outplayed them but couldn't score. De Gea's been their best player this season which says a lot. They come up against a good side today and were found out again.

It's not just the PL though. They're 90 minutes away from a CL quarter final. They got battered in every group game and still won the group.
« Last Edit: March 6, 2022, 06:33:38 pm by Fromola »
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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31610 on: March 6, 2022, 06:31:38 pm »
They are like the old lad in the niteclub who thinks he can still pull fit, young birds. The music comes on, everyone starts grinding bar him. He just stands there wondering how you dance to this, and waiting for Genesis to be played.
Beatings will continue until morale improves...

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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31611 on: March 6, 2022, 06:31:39 pm »
The Godfather may as well throw himself into the Manchester Canal tonight.

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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31612 on: March 6, 2022, 06:31:44 pm »
Hilarious thing is, they thought Ragnick was a clever move but football moves on so much, he’s massively out of touch.

These are the people they have in charge to make decisions in the summer to bridge the gap. They’re broken.

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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31613 on: March 6, 2022, 06:31:48 pm »
They're thoroughly shite too. They're not a mix of top and shite players, like we had for a few years, they're a mix of average and shite players.

You have the average ones that know they're average, like Lindelof and Fred. They're the least problem though, they could be squad players in a good team.

Then you have the dross that don't even belong in an average PL team (say Leicester), like AWB, Maguire and McTominomoninayay. The ones where you wonder how the hell they got this gig.

Their worst problem however is the average ones that are smug for no reason at all, like Pogba, Sancho and Rashford. They're not just not good, but they poison the team spirit with their attitude.

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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31614 on: March 6, 2022, 06:32:28 pm »
Useless. Dreadful team all over the park.

Where is Pogba going in the summer? One of the biggest premier League myths ever.

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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31615 on: March 6, 2022, 06:32:35 pm »
What (if anything) has Ragnick actually changed about them? I keep seeing this talk of him "steadying the ship" and how they've improved in recent months. Have they?

They've been absolutely shite in the 6 or 7 games of theirs I've watched since he's been there. No different to Gollum's United team.

They could have conceded 8 today and it wouldn't have flattered City.

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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31616 on: March 6, 2022, 06:32:51 pm »
Reckon the only way Utd get their money back on Harry Maguire is if they discover his head is made of metal and they weigh him in for scrap.

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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31617 on: March 6, 2022, 06:33:33 pm »
Toxic bunch of stinking turds.
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There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.

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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31618 on: March 6, 2022, 06:33:47 pm »
Watch them turn into world beaters vs Atletico and then draw Villarreal in the next round.

The sooner these crap bastards are out of that and their season is confirmed as a total disaster the better.
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« Reply #31619 on: March 6, 2022, 06:34:50 pm »
An omnishambles of a club. From bean to cup, they fuck up as Malcolm Tucker would say about them.
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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31620 on: March 6, 2022, 06:35:08 pm »
Even my laptop starts stinking when I open this thread...

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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31621 on: March 6, 2022, 06:35:22 pm »
McTominay wouldn't look out of place in a pub team.
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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31622 on: March 6, 2022, 06:35:47 pm »
McTominay wouldn't look out of place in a pub team.
On the bench, maybe.
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« Reply #31623 on: March 6, 2022, 06:37:09 pm »
Useless. Dreadful team all over the park.

Where is Pogba going in the summer? One of the biggest premier League myths ever.

He's always been a poor man's Veron. Even at Juve he was overshadowed by Pirlo and Marchisio and Vidal did all his running.

Been carried with France by the likes of Kante and Matuidi (like Maguire with England's defensive setup). Picks the odd Hollywood pass, turns up for the odd game and then dines out on it.
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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31624 on: March 6, 2022, 06:38:48 pm »
Watch them turn into world beaters vs Atletico and then draw Villarreal in the next round.

The sooner these crap bastards are out of that and their season is confirmed as a total disaster the better.

Agree, but then if they draw City or Chelsea it's an easy path into the semi for them.

If they'd drawn PSG (like they actually did) they'd have been well beaten but Atletico are total shite this season. If they draw them or Juve or Bayern they should go out next round.
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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31625 on: March 6, 2022, 06:38:51 pm »
I don't watch United often, but have to say, Bruno Fernandes: what a player!  There was one pass today - I think in the 38th minute - that actually reached it's intended target.  I can see why the Mancs consider him World Class.

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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31626 on: March 6, 2022, 06:39:12 pm »
Useless. Dreadful team all over the park.

Where is Pogba going in the summer? One of the biggest premier League myths ever.
Pogba played like how you work when you've already handed in your notice. Rubbish!
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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31627 on: March 6, 2022, 06:40:04 pm »
Rashford seemingly running the ball into the corner at 1-3 and then trying to launch it 50 yards to a team mate was peak Gegenfather
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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31628 on: March 6, 2022, 06:42:08 pm »
The top few threads on their forum is hilarious, yet there's still some spouting shite like how can a team with these players play so bad 😂😂😂😂

Absolutely fucking clueless!!

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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31629 on: March 6, 2022, 06:43:33 pm »
Absolute mess of a club.

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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31630 on: March 6, 2022, 06:43:39 pm »
The top few threads on their forum is hilarious, yet there's still some spouting shite like how can a team with these players play so bad 😂😂😂😂

Absolutely fucking clueless!!
Do they have a thread that say that they only lost so that we don't win the league?
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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31631 on: March 6, 2022, 06:44:35 pm »
They keep changing managers, but that's because they refuse to believe the likes of Shaw, Maguire, Fernandes, Pogba, Rashford etc. are mediocre at best. What's truly weird is the likes of Cavani not even getting in the side.
Beatings will continue until morale improves...

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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31632 on: March 6, 2022, 06:44:37 pm »
They have fluked a fair few wins this season with de Gea playing blinders. They should really be on 40 points or less. Miles off. The fact so many had them above us at the start of the season gets more insane ever week that passes.

This shows just how much they have lived on de Gea. https://fbref.com/en/comps/9/keepersadv/Premier-League-Stats 
They are super super shit. I do not know how much de Gea is on, but he should be on the most in the squad. The only World Class player in that club.
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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31633 on: March 6, 2022, 06:46:09 pm »
They have fluked a far few wins this season with de Gea playing blinders. They should really be on 40 points or less. Miles off. The fact so many had them above us at the start of the season gets more insane ever week that passes.

This shows just how much they have lived on de Gea. https://fbref.com/en/comps/9/keepersadv/Premier-League-Stats 
They are super super shit. I do not know how much de Gea is on, but he should be on the most in the squad. The only World Class player in that club.

And he's still been at fault for a fair few goals.

Horror show for their fourth.
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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31634 on: March 6, 2022, 06:47:27 pm »
Do they have a thread that say that they only lost so that we don't win the league?

That'll come tomorrow when the rage of how bad they are has worn off and the start trying to look for some positives.

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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31635 on: March 6, 2022, 06:47:28 pm »
Maguire is very bad, but he has some strengths that one likes to see in a CB. Same with AWB. You could see how a super lazy one-hour scouting on youtube could lead to a bid.

McTominay though, I don't see anything in. No pace, no skill, no awareness, no mobility.  I can't comprehend why he's playing in PL.

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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31636 on: March 6, 2022, 06:47:43 pm »
Their players are crap and their fans aren`t willing to accept it. They still believe that player by player their squad is filled to the brim with talent. That will lead to disappointment.
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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31637 on: March 6, 2022, 06:47:45 pm »
That second half XG of 0.00 is too high IMO
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Re: The Godfather of fuck all. Absolutely shite.
« Reply #31638 on: March 6, 2022, 06:47:46 pm »
These are going nowhere fast.

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« Reply #31639 on: March 6, 2022, 06:48:38 pm »
They have fluked a fair few wins this season with de Gea playing blinders. They should really be on 40 points or less. Miles off. The fact so many had them above us at the start of the season gets more insane ever week that passes.

This shows just how much they have lived on de Gea. https://fbref.com/en/comps/9/keepersadv/Premier-League-Stats 
They are super super shit. I do not know how much de Gea is on, but he should be on the most in the squad. The only World Class player in that club.
I wouldn't call him world class, but he is the least of their problems.