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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #920 on: December 12, 2019, 07:48:50 pm »
Agger was £5m! Shame about all the injuries but he paid the fee back with that free kick in the semi against Chelsea.

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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #921 on: December 12, 2019, 08:05:40 pm »
Could you imagine Edward's reaction when he found out Minamino's release clause was a mere 7.25m? And that only he knew about it? His smile would have been bigger than a kid finding out Santa was real when he brought home his dad from the cigarette run all those many years ago.

It just makes Edward's job piss easy. He could have spent weeks deliberating between comparable attacking mids and who to spend 50-60 possibly 70 million on. But a 7.25m price for Minamino is such a no brainer, he just probably just needed an hour talking with his agent at most. 
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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #922 on: December 12, 2019, 08:07:08 pm »
1) Skilled & smart footballer - check
2) Good character - check
3) Elite engine - check
4) Hunger to improve - check
5) Positional versatility - check
6) Affordable release clause - check

As i said earlier, I've imagined this kid playing for us after his display at Anfield.  I felt the same way about Kante, Mane, Koulibaly and VVD before they were hyped as fuck so hopefully he ends up being as impactful playing for us.  At only 24, I can see him following the same incremental improvement path followed by our other signings like Salah, Mane, Robertson, Fabinho.  Not necessarily household names when they signed for us, but now considered top players in the world.  His work rate and desire to improve, combined with Klopp's guiding hand, will be a sight to behold as it's one of the reasons I love this current team so much.

While I rate the current media darling Haland, I feel his playing style/ceiling is more akin to Djeko and Klopp has never shown an interest in those types of forwards.  Someone is going to spend a shit load on that kid and while I think he'll do very well I wouldn't be surprised if Takumi ends up surpassing him in overall impact when all is said and done.
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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #923 on: December 12, 2019, 08:09:03 pm »
Remember the name - Jesse Marsch - the clock is ticking!

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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #924 on: December 12, 2019, 08:17:13 pm »
Remember the name - Jesse Marsch - the clock is ticking!

Would probably give a lot of credit to Salzburg's last manager, Marco Rose, who's led Monchengladbach to the top of the league.

He seems like the guy we want in a few years if Klopp doesn't ultimately extent.

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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #925 on: December 12, 2019, 08:19:35 pm »
2) Good character - check


I stopped counting "good character" after Torres. With Fernando it was so good, as if he had the natural talent of a politician to always say the right things from the heart and then... well, it's so difficult to say it.
Then Coutinho was the same, he seemed like that good cousin you could always tell him to pick up that toy that fell down because it's so far for me to reach, to walk all the way to the shop for you to go and buy bread and milk when your mother asked you to do it, and then all of a sudden he is depressed and wants to go to Barcelona, and then depressed with his millions in Barca and everyone is sad for him because now he is homeless in Bayern Munich. Maybe Yusuf Islam, Bruce Springsteen or Tracy Chapman will write a song for him because we all know how sad it is and what a good boy character he is.
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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #926 on: December 12, 2019, 08:22:16 pm »
Michael Edwards and his computer deserve a statue ;D

And he'll convince man utd to pay for it.

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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #927 on: December 12, 2019, 08:30:28 pm »
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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #928 on: December 12, 2019, 08:31:38 pm »
I stopped counting "good character" after Torres. With Fernando it was so good, as if he had the natural talent of a politician to always say the right things from the heart and then... well, it's so difficult to say it.
Then Coutinho was the same, he seemed like that good cousin you could always tell him to pick up that toy that fell down because it's so far for me to reach, to walk all the way to the shop for you to go and buy bread and milk when your mother asked you to do it, and then all of a sudden he is depressed and wants to go to Barcelona, and then depressed with his millions in Barca and everyone is sad for him because now he is homeless in Bayern Munich. Maybe Yusuf Islam, Bruce Springsteen or Tracy Chapman will write a song for him because we all know how sad it is and what a good boy character he is.

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Fortunately, this is a key trait in the players we look for and it seems that Salzberg also consider that aspect before signing a player.   Essentially, he has been vetted twice, by us and them, so we've done the most we can to try and prevent adding a dressing room cancer to the team.
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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #930 on: December 12, 2019, 08:34:13 pm »
Would probably give a lot of credit to Salzburg's last manager, Marco Rose, who's led Monchengladbach to the top of the league.

He seems like the guy we want in a few years if Klopp doesn't ultimately extent.



You said it, well worth watching on a week to week basis -  interesting guy.

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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #931 on: December 12, 2019, 08:37:08 pm »
Gini, Mini, Mane, Mo

We sold Migs and Coutinho.



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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #932 on: December 12, 2019, 08:40:46 pm »
... If you squeal, we'll sign Sancho

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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #933 on: December 12, 2019, 08:47:38 pm »
Was watching him the other night against us and spent most of my time with him on the ball yelling at the tv..

Could be a really really good signing if we can get it over the line.

I'll save any excitement for when the ink dries though

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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #934 on: December 12, 2019, 08:48:54 pm »
Brilliant. Takumi - thread thief.

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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #935 on: December 12, 2019, 08:49:29 pm »
RB Saltzburg, our new Southampton.


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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #936 on: December 12, 2019, 08:56:29 pm »
Most impressive opposition player we've faced since Hazard.

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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #937 on: December 12, 2019, 08:58:47 pm »
Great player, but he's nearly 25 already.

Do we know what language he speaks yet?

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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #938 on: December 12, 2019, 09:00:07 pm »
Minamino's song picks itself, too...

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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #939 on: December 12, 2019, 09:00:24 pm »
Most impressive opposition player we've faced since Hazard.

Always thought John Chiedozie was the better meself like.
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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #940 on: December 12, 2019, 09:03:55 pm »
Wonder if he can do a job at Right Back?  ;D
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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #941 on: December 12, 2019, 09:04:25 pm »
Great player, but he's nearly 25 already.

Do we know what language he speaks yet?

Some german I believe.. not sure what else

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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #942 on: December 12, 2019, 09:08:55 pm »
Great player, but he's nearly 25 already.

Do we know what language he speaks yet?

Yup nearly 25, time to retire in a year.

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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #943 on: December 12, 2019, 09:09:05 pm »
Some german I believe.. not sure what else

Japanese


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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #945 on: December 12, 2019, 09:16:16 pm »
Sign him, sell him for a massive profit, then sign Sancho with the proceeds.

Kidding of course.

Sign both.

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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #946 on: December 12, 2019, 09:16:24 pm »
Great player, but he's nearly 25 already.

Do we know what language he speaks yet?

He speaks Austria, Japanese and Anime.
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« Reply #947 on: December 12, 2019, 09:17:47 pm »
Sign him, sell him for a massive profit, then sign Sancho with the proceeds.

Kidding of course.

Sign both.
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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #949 on: December 12, 2019, 09:25:08 pm »
He speaks Austria, Japanese and Anime.

Him and Salah should become good mates then.


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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #950 on: December 12, 2019, 09:25:56 pm »
The shirts sales in Japanese market will get us his fee and a tidy profit. No brainer especially given his quality and bargain price tag.

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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #951 on: December 12, 2019, 09:27:32 pm »
The shirts sales in Japanese market will get us his fee and a tidy profit. No brainer especially given his quality and bargain price tag.

We’ll make billions off shirt sales alone.

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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #952 on: December 12, 2019, 09:30:19 pm »
We need to scrap this football lark and concentrate on our clothing business.

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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #953 on: December 12, 2019, 09:30:24 pm »
We’ll make billions off shirt sales alone.

Probably an early gift from Nike. Good lads them.

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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #954 on: December 12, 2019, 09:32:36 pm »
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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #955 on: December 12, 2019, 09:40:52 pm »
Great on the wings
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« Reply #956 on: December 12, 2019, 09:43:34 pm »
Sign him, sell him for a massive profit, then sign Sancho with the proceeds.

Kidding of course.

Sign both.

We'll make enough money from Minamino shirt pre-sales alone to buy Mbappe, then we can use the money from the Mbappe shirts and #Mbappe2020 merchandising to bring in Joao Felix.

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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #957 on: December 12, 2019, 09:43:55 pm »
His youtube clips look better than Sancho
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Re: CL: FC Red Saltzburg 0 v Liverpool 2 Keita 57', Salah 58'
« Reply #958 on: December 12, 2019, 09:45:17 pm »
there are posts in the past few pages of this thread that would make Liverpool Football Twitter proud  ;D

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« Reply #959 on: December 12, 2019, 09:47:12 pm »
there are posts in the past few pages of this thread that would make Liverpool Football Twitter proud  ;D

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