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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1800 on: February 8, 2022, 11:02:53 pm »
Someone wore a T-rex costume behind the goal to wind up the little gobshite:

https://twitter.com/footiestatto/status/1491173470851715073?s=20&t=FjicraNWkybLoIF1vMt7dA
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1801 on: March 8, 2022, 09:43:16 am »
Bump....

Unlucky small arms Pickford.
Your big day went so sour.
No birthday clean sheet for you.
5 past you on the hour!
Their forwards had a field day.
Sir Harry Kane and co.
Cos a keeper with T.Rex ams.
Can't reach shots high or low.

Allez Allez Allez...

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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1802 on: April 3, 2022, 10:13:59 pm »
Gobshite should have saved that free kick. Everyone agree?
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1803 on: April 3, 2022, 10:20:29 pm »
How many goals has he given up as a starter between Sunderland (?) and Everton?
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1804 on: April 3, 2022, 10:23:16 pm »
Reminds me a lot of joe hart, great at shouting at people, not so good at the actual goalkeeping stuff.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1805 on: April 3, 2022, 10:28:39 pm »
Quote from: Port_vale_lad on April  3, 2022, 10:23:16 pm
Reminds me a lot of joe hart, great at shouting at people, not so good at the actual goalkeeping stuff.



Similarity in stature looks like the prong and the short of it...
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1806 on: April 3, 2022, 10:36:42 pm »
Quote from: newterp on April  3, 2022, 10:20:29 pm
How many goals has he given up as a starter between Sunderland (?) and Everton?

League only.

202 appearances, 51 clean sheets, 67 wins, 92 losses, 301 goals conceded

https://www.premierleague.com/players/4640/Jordan-Pickford/stats
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1807 on: April 4, 2022, 01:15:03 am »
Matter of time before he does someone badly again

He comes out on people like a kick-boxer it’s fucking ridiculous
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1808 on: April 4, 2022, 01:47:31 am »
https://twitter.com/MyGreatest11/status/1510613491790581764?s=20&t=L_z-v1oaWGGziXpcKfwnsw

I cant stop laughing at that dive  ;D.  He was nowhere near it. 
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1809 on: April 4, 2022, 02:21:42 am »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1810 on: April 4, 2022, 02:52:42 am »
Quote from: 4pool on April  3, 2022, 10:36:42 pm
League only.

202 appearances, 51 clean sheets, 67 wins, 92 losses, 301 goals conceded

https://www.premierleague.com/players/4640/Jordan-Pickford/stats

Wow.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1811 on: April 4, 2022, 09:59:35 am »
Quote from: Gifted Right Foot on April  4, 2022, 01:47:31 am
https://twitter.com/MyGreatest11/status/1510613491790581764?s=20&t=L_z-v1oaWGGziXpcKfwnsw

I cant stop laughing at that dive  ;D.  He was nowhere near it.

It looks like he's Cresswell's assistant at the end of a magic trick and is giving it the "ta-da".
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1812 on: April 4, 2022, 10:09:53 am »
Quote from: afc turkish on April  3, 2022, 10:28:39 pm


Similarity in stature looks like the prong and the short of it...

Joe Harts neck is longer than Pickles arms.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1813 on: April 4, 2022, 10:34:52 am »
Quote from: ABZ Rover on April  4, 2022, 10:09:53 am
Joe Harts neck is longer than Pickles arms.

You must be having a giraffe.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1814 on: April 4, 2022, 01:34:36 pm »
Quote from: newterp on April  3, 2022, 10:20:29 pm
How many goals has he given up as a starter between Sunderland (?) and Everton?


I do not know but let's face it, any team he touches turns to shit.


Has there ever been an England goalkeeper with a worse club record
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1815 on: April 4, 2022, 03:27:50 pm »
Quote from: 4pool on April  3, 2022, 10:36:42 pm
League only.

202 appearances, 51 clean sheets, 67 wins, 92 losses, 301 goals conceded

https://www.premierleague.com/players/4640/Jordan-Pickford/stats

I'm shocked at those stats. I thought he was worse than that.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1816 on: April 4, 2022, 03:33:18 pm »
Quote from: Barneylfc∗ on April  4, 2022, 03:27:50 pm
I'm shocked at those stats. I thought he was worse than that.

Take away the 51 clean sheets. That means in the other 151 matches he's allowed 301 goals. Or an average 2 per match.

So, if the other side scores they are likely to score again.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1817 on: April 4, 2022, 03:37:02 pm »
No clean sheets in his house, bet he shits the bed nightly having nightmares over Divock
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1818 on: April 4, 2022, 03:38:25 pm »
Quote from: 4pool on April  3, 2022, 10:36:42 pm
League only.

202 appearances, 51 clean sheets, 67 wins, 92 losses, 301 goals conceded

https://www.premierleague.com/players/4640/Jordan-Pickford/stats
Compaired to Ali's stats.
Appearances 128,  Clean sheets 61, Wins 92, Losses 13  https://www.premierleague.com/players/20559/Alisson/stats

Ali's definitely not making the Liverpool/Ev combined team   :P
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1819 on: April 4, 2022, 03:45:12 pm »
Quote from: Terry de Niro on April  4, 2022, 03:38:25 pm
Compaired to Ali's stats.
Appearances 128,  Clean sheets 61, Wins 92, Losses 13, Goals 1 https://www.premierleague.com/players/20559/Alisson/stats

Ali's definitely not making the Liverpool/Ev combined team   :P

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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1820 on: April 4, 2022, 04:40:53 pm »
Quote from: FiSh77 on April  4, 2022, 03:37:02 pm
No clean sheets in his house, bet he shits the bed nightly having nightmares over Divock

Or not being able to reach the counter...
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1821 on: April 4, 2022, 04:47:27 pm »
Quote from: Terry de Niro on April  4, 2022, 03:38:25 pm
Compaired to Ali's stats.
Appearances 128,  Clean sheets 61, Wins 92, Losses 13  https://www.premierleague.com/players/20559/Alisson/stats

Ali's definitely not making the Liverpool/Ev combined team   :P
Probably makes more sense to compare his stats to Dele Ali
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1822 on: April 4, 2022, 06:45:56 pm »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1823 on: April 5, 2022, 12:52:35 am »
Quote from: elsewhere on April  4, 2022, 04:47:27 pm
Probably makes more sense to compare his stats to Dele Ali
Or Comical Ali
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1824 on: April 5, 2022, 01:18:33 am »
Quote from: Ravishing Rick Rude on April  4, 2022, 06:45:56 pm
That's really comical goalkeeping.


That's Sunday hangover league standard.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1825 on: April 6, 2022, 11:15:31 pm »
Diabolical once again. Cost them their biggest game in 25 years.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1826 on: April 6, 2022, 11:17:54 pm »
imagine you are begovic looking on at that clown every week from the bench.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1827 on: April 6, 2022, 11:21:21 pm »
Quote from: darragh85 on April  6, 2022, 11:17:54 pm
imagine you are begovic looking on at that clown every week from the bench.

I seriously think had Pickford not been ill for that Newcastle match, they would have lost that too.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1828 on: April 7, 2022, 12:17:38 pm »
Quote from: Gifted Right Foot on April  4, 2022, 01:47:31 am
https://twitter.com/MyGreatest11/status/1510613491790581764?s=20&t=L_z-v1oaWGGziXpcKfwnsw

I cant stop laughing at that dive  ;D.  He was nowhere near it.

Did he have cement in his boots or something? Reckon I could jump higher than that.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1829 on: April 24, 2022, 05:21:25 pm »
Something seriously wrong with this guy.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1830 on: April 24, 2022, 05:22:00 pm »
Deserves to be fucking twatted in the face
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1831 on: April 24, 2022, 05:29:31 pm »
Quote from: Chakan on April 24, 2022, 05:22:00 pm
Deserves to be fucking twatted in the face
I nominate VVD to do it. He'll never get back up the chav shit head.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1832 on: April 24, 2022, 05:31:07 pm »
He's a right weirdo.

Your team are getting relagted and he's made up because he's wasting a few seconds.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1833 on: April 24, 2022, 05:58:15 pm »
Wish the ref would send this scrote off.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1834 on: April 24, 2022, 06:00:33 pm »
Twitch, twitch, gibber, gibber, fting, fting
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1835 on: April 24, 2022, 06:20:43 pm »
Keeper with longer arms probably stops Divock's goal
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1836 on: April 24, 2022, 06:24:36 pm »
Have that you c*nt
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1837 on: April 24, 2022, 06:31:37 pm »
Ali showed him how to properly fall on the ball   ;D
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1838 on: April 24, 2022, 06:32:24 pm »
Fucking weird gobshite.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford thread
« Reply #1839 on: April 24, 2022, 06:33:24 pm »
Probably needed to have a couple of ribs removed just to be able to have a wank, the short-armed prick.
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