Author Topic: The Jordan Pickford thread (Read 218528 times)

bird_lfc · « **Reply #2000 on:** February 13, 2023, 09:00:01 pm »

Comfortably one of the worst keepers in the league.

Coolie High · « **Reply #2001 on:** February 13, 2023, 09:00:19 pm »

Clown.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #2002 on:** February 13, 2023, 09:00:49 pm »

Stolen off Twitter

Easier to work out where a Chinese weather balloon might be headed than where Jordan Pickford was going

Samie · « **Reply #2003 on:** February 13, 2023, 09:01:22 pm »

He' seriously shite. How he compared himself to Ali a few years ago I don't know.

I've been a good boy · « **Reply #2004 on:** February 13, 2023, 09:03:50 pm »

Weirdo, he just seems to be permanently angry

Chakan · « **Reply #2005 on:** February 13, 2023, 09:05:17 pm »

Quote from: I've been a good boy on February 13, 2023, 09:03:50 pm

Weirdo, he just seems to be permanently angry

His arms are so short he can't masturbate, so can understand why

Bangin Them In · « **Reply #2006 on:** February 13, 2023, 09:25:39 pm »

There’s a Jordan Pickford thread ??

Trotterwatch · « **Reply #2007 on:** February 13, 2023, 09:45:01 pm »

Should be sent off, dirty scrote

Zlen · « **Reply #2008 on:** February 13, 2023, 09:46:18 pm »

Boy is a true village idiot.

Funky_Gibbons · « **Reply #2009 on:** February 13, 2023, 09:48:31 pm »

Quote from: Trotterwatch on February 13, 2023, 09:45:01 pm

Should be sent off, dirty scrote

I’d rather him stay on, why would you want to strengthen them.

El Lobo · « **Reply #2010 on:** February 13, 2023, 09:52:28 pm »

Has there ever been such a consistently calamitous player against us…?

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #2011 on:** February 13, 2023, 09:57:44 pm »

Always guaranteed that this twat manages to fuck up his positioning in a big match. And yet somehow England's No. 1

Quote from: Zlen on February 13, 2023, 09:46:18 pm

Boy is a true village idiot.

Yep. Forget a few screws loose, more like a bag

Trotterwatch · « **Reply #2012 on:** February 13, 2023, 10:04:08 pm »

Just think of how many toddlers are going to be flung at his car

slaphead · « **Reply #2013 on:** February 13, 2023, 10:04:13 pm »

Seriously, they should drop him for their games against us. He's angry, he puts his boot through absolutely everything, he slips, he lets the crowd rattle him. Its class. He's a clown

LovelyCushionedHeader · « **Reply #2014 on:** February 13, 2023, 10:08:24 pm »

Quote from: slaphead on February 13, 2023, 10:04:13 pm

Seriously, they should drop him for their games against us. He's angry, he puts his boot through absolutely everything, he slips, he lets the crowd rattle him. Its class. He's a clown

He's like that in every game he plays. It's not just against us. He's deranged.

slaphead · « **Reply #2015 on:** February 13, 2023, 10:19:53 pm »

Quote from: LovelyCushionedHeader on February 13, 2023, 10:08:24 pm

He's like that in every game he plays. It's not just against us. He's deranged.

I was just about to ask that actually. Is he really? They need stable chatracters in the side. What a tube

4pool · « **Reply #2016 on:** February 13, 2023, 10:21:03 pm »

What was the stat that when he let's in one, he let's in another one?

2-0

Was great he let Gakpo get off the mark. He needs the confidence.

As for the first goal, the funny bit was the Everton player (Doucoure or Onana) spin and backheel the ball for us to break away. Mo says, Ta very much.

Tobelius · « **Reply #2017 on:** February 13, 2023, 10:23:19 pm »

I appreciate you Jordan

LovelyCushionedHeader · « **Reply #2018 on:** February 13, 2023, 10:23:35 pm »

Quote from: slaphead on February 13, 2023, 10:19:53 pm

I was just about to ask that actually. Is he really? They need stable chatracters in the side. What a tube

Yep he's nuts. Constantly kicks the ball out of play, dives for shots that are clearly going wide, will get up and berate his defenders after every shot regardless of the circumstances.

tubby · « **Reply #2019 on:** February 13, 2023, 10:23:41 pm »

Hazell · « **Reply #2020 on:** February 13, 2023, 10:24:44 pm »

Quote from: bird_lfc on February 13, 2023, 09:00:01 pm

Comfortably one of the worst keepers in the league.

Comfortably Dumb.

RedBlakey · « **Reply #2021 on:** February 13, 2023, 10:27:26 pm »

What a very very strange little man.

Zlen · « **Reply #2022 on:** February 13, 2023, 10:31:54 pm »

Quote from: Hazell on February 13, 2023, 10:24:44 pm

Comfortably Dumb.

🤣👏

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #2023 on:** February 13, 2023, 10:37:08 pm »

Quote from: Hazell on February 13, 2023, 10:24:44 pm

Comfortably Dumb.

Hello? (Hello? Hello? Hello?)
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone home?
Come on now
I hear you're going down
Well I can ease your pain

FlashGordon · « **Reply #2024 on:** February 13, 2023, 10:38:26 pm »

Quote from: tubby on February 13, 2023, 10:23:41 pm

Lock the thread.

WhereAngelsPlay · « **Reply #2025 on:** February 13, 2023, 10:40:21 pm »

Quote from: tubby on February 13, 2023, 10:23:41 pm

amir87 · « **Reply #2026 on:** February 13, 2023, 10:41:16 pm »

His positioning looked like the glitch you get when playing Fifa.

tinner777 · « **Reply #2027 on:** February 13, 2023, 10:41:20 pm »

fucking hell Tubby

KissThisGuy · « **Reply #2028 on:** February 13, 2023, 10:56:41 pm »

Quote from: amir87 on February 13, 2023, 10:41:16 pm

His positioning looked like the glitch you get when playing Fifa.

My mate reckoned it was like FIFA when you accidentally take control of the keeper.

GreatEx · « **Reply #2029 on:** February 13, 2023, 11:36:34 pm »

Love him, will miss him when they're flushed. Maybe he could reverse the Man U => Everton career path?

stockdam · « **Reply #2030 on:** February 14, 2023, 12:15:49 am »

Quote from: FlashGordon on February 13, 2023, 10:38:26 pm

Lock the thread.

Brilliant.

SamLad · « **Reply #2031 on:** February 14, 2023, 02:34:59 am »

Quote from: Chakan on February 13, 2023, 09:05:17 pm

His arms are so short he can't masturbate, so can understand why

LMAO

almost chocked on my coffee there!!

Ray K · « **Reply #2032 on:** February 14, 2023, 08:40:55 am »

If instead of the old Spot the Ball competition, you had a Spot the Goalkeeper competition, there's be almost nobody who'd put the X where he was here

Qston · « **Reply #2033 on:** February 14, 2023, 08:46:29 am »

I have said it before and I will say it again. He's the kid in school who has perma snot hanging down, smells of 3 day old ham sandwiches and tries to geg on other groups while pinching a girl and legging it.

BarryCrocker · « **Reply #2034 on:** February 14, 2023, 08:50:55 am »

Everton/Pickford even planned for giving away a penalty.

Charlie Adams fried egg · « **Reply #2035 on:** February 14, 2023, 09:23:04 am »

There's a reason he's still with Everton.

stoa · « **Reply #2036 on:** February 14, 2023, 09:43:08 am »

Quote from: BarryCrocker on February 14, 2023, 08:50:55 am

Everton/Pickford even planned for giving away a penalty.

We clearly need someone who prefers putting their penalty to the goalie's right...

Sangria · « **Reply #2037 on:** February 14, 2023, 10:12:07 am »

Liverpool v Sunderland. Origi gives Liverpool a late lead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK8SpFZJMlQ

Edit: Sorry, must have posted this in the wrong thread. Not sure what the Sunderland keeper was doing to let that ball go across him from that angle though. Lack of reach perhaps?

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #2038 on:** February 14, 2023, 11:37:29 am »

Quote from: BarryCrocker on February 14, 2023, 08:50:55 am

Everton/Pickford even planned for giving away a penalty.

Well the jig is up on that one. All clubs will have someone taking a glance at that bottle on the very first corner

Red Beret · « **Reply #2039 on:** February 14, 2023, 12:01:03 pm »

All that bottle tells me is that Pickford is so thick he needs to take a crib sheet onto the pitch with him to remind him wtf he is supposed to be doing.