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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7960 on: February 4, 2024, 07:11:49 pm »

Virgil is more at fault for both goals to be honest. He’s the reason we’re in the title race to begin with, I don’t get the criticism he is getting

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7961 on: February 4, 2024, 07:13:24 pm »
He has one of those in him per season. It's happened. So what.

Still the best keeper in the league. By far

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7962 on: February 4, 2024, 07:51:48 pm »
Virgil is more at fault for both goals to be honest. He’s the reason we’re in the title race to begin with, I don’t get the criticism he is getting

Completely disagree.

Their 2nd goal Virgil probably should have not let it bounce, but he had ushered Martinelli out of play. Allisson had to just relax and let the ball come to him, yet he went hurtling out unnecessarily.

3rd one took a nick off Virg but it still should be comfortably saved, it wasn't moving quickly and he absolutely should have saved it

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7963 on: February 4, 2024, 07:52:45 pm »
He has one of those in him per season. It's happened. So what.

Still the best keeper in the league. By far

Indeed mate.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7964 on: February 4, 2024, 07:54:36 pm »
Motherfuckers coming after Ali now.  ;D

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7965 on: February 4, 2024, 07:55:19 pm »
He had a bad day but at least it coincided with a day when we were shite and probably would have lost anyway.  He's still the best in the world.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7966 on: February 4, 2024, 07:56:40 pm »
Motherfuckers coming after Ali now.  ;D

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7967 on: February 4, 2024, 07:58:41 pm »
Their 2nd Martinelli pushed virgil and Ali kick him instead of the ball. Never going to be given as a foul, but Ali doesnt anticipate virgil being pushed forward. Its a mess but virgil should have cleared, but 90% time Ali would have cleared.

The 3rd is a little unlucky but still should have saved.

But so what? He is the best keeper in the world by a distance and maybe one of the best ever (and I saw Clem!) and he had an off day.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7968 on: February 4, 2024, 08:01:06 pm »
he did nothing wrong, admit virg should not have let it bounce but he was shoved into Ali. Another day saw Ali clear it or Virg deal with it. Virg should not have let in bounce.
But a shove is not a shoulder barge.  Two people coming together gave martinelli the chance to shove them into eachother.
Second goal ali would have saved if it had not deflected. Virg should have got across but though Ali would save it, which he would have have done because his angles were perfect but the deflection countered it.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7969 on: February 5, 2024, 06:46:44 pm »
He's saved us so many times, he's on par with Ray Clemence..

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7970 on: February 6, 2024, 05:05:36 pm »
he's allowed this mistake, we have so much to thank him for...
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7971 on: February 6, 2024, 05:12:54 pm »
A tiny insignificant blip in his long line of AAAAA-rated credit.

Remember his Leicester blooper a few years back? The difference between him and other mere mortal keepers is this won't affect his confidence or performance in the slightest or lead to a repeat mistake anytime soon. Ali just shrugs these things off.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7972 on: February 6, 2024, 05:20:25 pm »
A tiny insignificant blip in his long line of AAAAA-rated credit.

Remember his Leicester blooper a few years back? The difference between him and other mere mortal keepers is this won't affect his confidence or performance in the slightest or lead to a repeat mistake anytime soon. Ali just shrugs these things off.

Nope. Don't remember it.
That's a few years back. Can anyone else say they only make one mistake every few years?
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7973 on: February 6, 2024, 05:27:10 pm »
Nope. Don't remember it.
That's a few years back. Can anyone else say they only make one mistake every few years?
Exactly. I only have a hazy vague recollection of it, trying to dribble his way out of the penalty area by the touchline and got caught.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7974 on: February 13, 2024, 02:38:50 pm »
https://twitter.com/The_Gerrard_Era/status/1756377555169378474?t=H372j_VZR6DaXUmaOTIOJw&s=19

First time hearing this. It's a belter!

Alisson Becker
The Brazilian in our goal
We love him as our own
He loves to get the ball to Mo

Once was a corner
and he ran up on his own
What happened? Don't you know?
He scores a fucking wonder goal!


Stick some bouncing in there and let it take off.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7975 on: March 2, 2024, 05:03:31 am »
Get well soon Ali. To win the title, we need you
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7976 on: March 2, 2024, 08:01:13 am »
What's actually wrong with him.?
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7977 on: March 2, 2024, 08:30:32 am »
Serious hamstring injury according to Jurgen but not season ending.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7978 on: March 2, 2024, 08:34:14 am »
Serious hamstring injury according to Jurgen but not season ending.

Imagine if we'd sold Kelleher in the winter window.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7979 on: March 2, 2024, 09:06:19 am »
Get well soon Ali. To win the title, we need you

Not so sure about that, Kelleher is playing as well as any keeper out there right now.

Imagine if we'd sold Kelleher in the winter window.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7980 on: March 2, 2024, 11:14:42 am »
Any other position you would say he has to win back his place, but he'll slot back in
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7981 on: March 2, 2024, 11:17:20 am »
We certainly knew he'd be missing for the City game, so we have to just push on and  hope the lads can continue to do the impossible.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7982 on: March 2, 2024, 08:27:01 pm »
Love Aldo to bits, but he said on LFCTV post-match that Ali would struggle to get back in the team once he's fit.  :o

Sammy Lee just stayed quiet and didn't comment.  ;D
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7983 on: March 2, 2024, 08:44:46 pm »
Imagine if we'd sold Kelleher in the winter window.

Some were saying that we were being unfair keeping him  ;D
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7984 on: March 2, 2024, 08:46:48 pm »
Imagine if we'd sold Kelleher in the winter window.
Wed probably be unearthing some 16year old wonder keeper 😁
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7985 on: March 2, 2024, 08:48:42 pm »
Love Aldo to bits, but he said on LFCTV post-match that Ali would struggle to get back in the team once he's fit.  :o

Sammy Lee just stayed quiet and didn't comment.  ;D

Not unreasonable, with the emergence of Jayden Danns, and Virgil and Darwin both proving to be quite handy from set pieces.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7986 on: March 2, 2024, 09:35:27 pm »
Wed probably be unearthing some 16year old wonder keeper 😁
We already have Ali's protogé, Pitaluga. He's getting on a bit now though, just turned 21.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7987 on: March 2, 2024, 09:37:01 pm »
Imagine if we'd sold Kelleher in the winter window.

At this rate we'll be selling Alisson in the summer window. ;D
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7988 on: March 2, 2024, 09:38:06 pm »
Love Aldo to bits, but he said on LFCTV post-match that Ali would struggle to get back in the team once he's fit.  :o

Sammy Lee just stayed quiet and didn't comment.  ;D
Aldo really loses the run of himself at times. This is one of those times.

It's only because Kelleher is Irish, just like John's great grandma in the late 1800s.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7989 on: March 6, 2024, 07:39:23 pm »
Not unreasonable, with the emergence of Jayden Danns, and Virgil and Darwin both proving to be quite handy from set pieces.

Was that the most influential goal by a keeper (excluding pens).

I wonder how often keepers actually come up, let alone score? Anyone recall a keeper coming up, then getting done on the counter?
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7990 on: March 6, 2024, 07:41:41 pm »
Love Aldo to bits, but he said on LFCTV post-match that Ali would struggle to get back in the team once he's fit.  :o

Sammy Lee just stayed quiet and didn't comment.  ;D

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7991 on: March 6, 2024, 07:43:01 pm »
Was that the most influential goal by a keeper (excluding pens).

I wonder how often keepers actually come up, let alone score? Anyone recall a keeper coming up, then getting done on the counter?

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7992 on: March 6, 2024, 07:43:44 pm »
Sammy Lee? What's that Allardyce loving blueshite doing on there?

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7993 on: March 6, 2024, 07:43:48 pm »
I love Aldo but he’s not someone who I’d listen to for football punditry, the classic example of ex players not necessarily making great pundits.

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« Reply #7994 on: March 6, 2024, 08:23:00 pm »
You're going to facepalm yourself here mate - Xabis goal from our half away at Luton in the FA Cup for one :lmao


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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7996 on: March 6, 2024, 09:06:33 pm »


forced to go on a Peleton already. no shame.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7997 on: March 6, 2024, 09:59:30 pm »


Fuck off Caoimhín, I want my place back ;D
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7998 on: March 6, 2024, 10:16:46 pm »

It's not a Peloton. Klopp and the sponsors won't be happy.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7999 on: March 6, 2024, 10:24:31 pm »
I reckon even Alisson baulks at a Pelaton’s prices.