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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7640 on: November 3, 2023, 12:31:06 pm »
That bolded bit alone makes me think he has not seen much of our Ali. What nonsense is that? The man is outrageously reliable, I legit can't remember his error.

There's nothing wrong with anyone saying Alisson makes mistakes. He does.
Literally every footballer that's ever played the game has made mistakes and every player from now until the end of time will make mistakes.
He has cost us goals in the past. He has made mistakes that have not cost us goals. I'd challenge anyone to name me one single goalkeeper in the history of football that has never made a mistake that has led to a goal. They couldn't, because such a keeper does not exist.

In my head now I can already think of errors made by Schmiechel, Seaman, Cech, De Gea, Ederson, Alisson.

But the fact is that Alisson is far superior to any other goalkeeper playing the game right now.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7641 on: November 6, 2023, 03:12:12 pm »
So easy to take Ali for granted as he has been our defensive cornerstone along with Virgil for so long. He saved us yesterday with a magnificent block. He also spoke really well about Luis afterwards as well. A giant of a man in every sense.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7642 on: November 6, 2023, 04:34:09 pm »
So easy to take Ali for granted as he has been our defensive cornerstone along with Virgil for so long. He saved us yesterday with a magnificent block. He also spoke really well about Luis afterwards as well. A giant of a man in every sense.
We miss him on corners too, Jill, especially yesterday.  ;)
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7643 on: November 6, 2023, 04:43:26 pm »
So easy to take Ali for granted

Not going to lie, I was dissapointed he didn't save their goal. Just been so accustomed to him bailing us out in those situations that it came as a surprise when one eventually got past him  :D
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7644 on: November 6, 2023, 04:47:33 pm »
We miss him on corners too, Jill, especially yesterday.  ;)

That would have been amazing had he gone down there, Ali and Luis scoring on the same day.  ;D

Not going to lie, I was dissapointed he didn't save their goal. Just been so accustomed to him bailing us out in those situations that it came as a surprise when one eventually got past him  :D

It just proves he is human I guess, I mean the block he did earlier on meant we at least came away with a point.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7645 on: November 12, 2023, 04:05:47 pm »
Another solid game today. Makes everything look easy.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7646 on: November 12, 2023, 04:23:37 pm »
He's just brilliant, saves us in the most important moments.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7647 on: November 12, 2023, 05:39:28 pm »
He's just brilliant, saves us in the in the most important moments.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7648 on: November 12, 2023, 05:45:15 pm »
He's just brilliant, saves us in the in the most important moments.
100%.  best goalie anywhere.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7649 on: November 12, 2023, 07:28:36 pm »
He acted like a dick head today having a go at the kop for moaning at him when he nearly got caught clearing the ball away. That's his only weak point, he waits too long releasing the ball sometimes, otherwise he's perfection.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7650 on: November 12, 2023, 09:44:20 pm »
He acted like a dick head today having a go at the kop for moaning at him when he nearly got caught clearing the ball away. That's his only weak point, he waits too long releasing the ball sometimes, otherwise he's perfection.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7651 on: November 12, 2023, 09:48:22 pm »
100%.  best goalie anywhere.

Watching Ederson today, simply pushing a shot directly into a Chelsea player's path ,was more confirmation that Brazil have no idea what they are doing. Alisson is without doubt the best keeper anywhere.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7652 on: November 13, 2023, 05:53:27 am »
He acted like a dick head today having a go at the kop for moaning at him when he nearly got caught clearing the ball away. That's his only weak point, he waits too long releasing the ball sometimes, otherwise he's perfection.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7653 on: November 13, 2023, 08:24:49 am »
Don’t talk like that about him

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7654 on: November 13, 2023, 11:20:28 am »
Comparing Ederson to Alisson? It isn't even close. Apart from in the massive ugly neck tattoo category.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7655 on: November 13, 2023, 11:51:33 am »
Alisson is gargantuan.

Give him all the vitamins so he can be number one until he is 40.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7656 on: November 13, 2023, 01:08:51 pm »
Alisson is just plain ace, that's all.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7657 on: November 13, 2023, 01:12:49 pm »
100%.  best goalie anywhere.

I love challenging people who disagree with this, and then watching them squirm as they struggle to name a better keeper. He's been the best for a number of years now, even with his occasional mistakes.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7658 on: November 13, 2023, 01:16:14 pm »
Kindly fuck off

Great to see the beard back in all its glory these last few weeks. He always plays better with it. Someone hide his razors.

It’s a nicely trimmed beard not that unruly Giant Haystacks thing he’s flaunted in the past.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7659 on: November 13, 2023, 03:17:21 pm »
It’s a nicely trimmed beard not that unruly Giant Haystacks thing he’s flaunted in the past.
whatever the length, he's the Big Daddy of keepers
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7660 on: November 13, 2023, 05:29:56 pm »
Dunno why is everyone praising him, his goal threat decline has been obvious for a long time…
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7661 on: November 15, 2023, 11:00:20 pm »
My man. I would not replace him with any goalie on the planet. I even think he adds to my emotional roller-coaster in games  when he delays getting rid of the f*<>ing ball  ;D
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« Reply #7662 on: November 16, 2023, 05:46:40 am »
Can't believe he's been here 5 and a half years already

Think of the struggles we had with the position for the previous 8 seasons
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7663 on: November 25, 2023, 02:33:50 pm »
Hope the injury's not too serious...  :(
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7664 on: November 25, 2023, 02:34:39 pm »
Looked like a hammy, hopefully not though.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7665 on: November 25, 2023, 02:34:55 pm »
Might be hamstring? Hope it's a quick one.

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« Reply #7666 on: November 25, 2023, 02:35:34 pm »
Looked like hammy indeed. We may have to see how good Kelleher is over a busy period.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7667 on: November 25, 2023, 02:35:55 pm »
It pisses me off that he's been made to have two internationals while the cheat Ederson gets to sit two games out.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7668 on: November 25, 2023, 02:37:17 pm »
Had a bit of a mare today, half their chances seemed to come from a poor pass or clearance out from Alisson. Yet he still made a massive save from Haaland to keep us in it just before we equalised. Even when not at his best he's irreplaceable so hope his injury isn't serious.
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« Reply #7669 on: November 25, 2023, 02:37:29 pm »
Hope he was just faking his shit clearance  ;D
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7670 on: November 25, 2023, 02:37:47 pm »
Well done Guardiola. Pulls Ederson so Ali has to play both Brazil games all the travel and then 98 minutes today in a game he'll be kept busy. No wonder if he's pulled a muscle and was s bit off his game.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7671 on: November 25, 2023, 02:38:15 pm »
He had a super weird game. Poor on the ball. Really poor. Should have saved Haaland’s shot. Kept us in it just before the equaliser. Then played another poor ball whixh forced him into an extra clearance from which he injured himself.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7672 on: November 25, 2023, 02:38:35 pm »
It's just possible that was a 98th minute phantom hammy
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7673 on: November 25, 2023, 02:39:32 pm »
It's just possible that was a 98th minute phantom hammy

We don't tend to do that. If our players go down like that then they're injured.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7674 on: November 25, 2023, 02:40:12 pm »
Hopefully he was blagging it.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7675 on: November 25, 2023, 02:40:36 pm »
Adrien played a few decent games when we won the title.  Kelleher is better than Adrien.

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« Reply #7676 on: November 25, 2023, 02:40:52 pm »
It's just possible that was a 98th minute phantom hammy
He was limping a bit and holding his muscle after the final whistle.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7677 on: November 25, 2023, 02:42:39 pm »
We don't tend to do that. If our players go down like that then they're injured.

Looks pretty mis with Jurgen at the end.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7678 on: November 25, 2023, 02:43:19 pm »
Hope he was just faking his shit clearance  ;D

His kicking was off today so it makes sense to blame it on an injury. We've all done it :P
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #7679 on: November 25, 2023, 02:46:43 pm »
It is the international games, travel, jet lag, early kick off which are definitely to blame here. These guys are elite fine tuned machines and all the above throws it out of whack