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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28200 on: May 7, 2019, 03:24:38 pm »
if they keep failing to qualify for the Champions League I can see their owners selling up. I'm guessing the income they get will start to drop when they keep finishing 6th so they wont have much cash left in the cow.

Think there was talk of a saudi crown prince making an offer some time ago,that talk seems to have died out though.

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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28201 on: May 7, 2019, 03:33:20 pm »
Think there was talk of a saudi crown prince making an offer some time ago,that talk seems to have died out though.

I do recall that, I suppose it depends how much the owners can take out if they are not in the Champions League for a few years. Hopefully it's still a bit so they don't decide to sell up  ;D

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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28202 on: May 7, 2019, 03:44:29 pm »
Give him a break, he’s a developing young player.

Like Ben Foster

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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28203 on: May 7, 2019, 03:48:20 pm »
That Lingard needs a massive kick in the balls.

He’s so young they prob haven’t even dropped yet.

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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28204 on: May 7, 2019, 04:01:26 pm »
That Lingard needs a massive kick in the balls.

Back of the queue, I was here ages ago ;D

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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28205 on: May 7, 2019, 04:04:03 pm »
Di Ligt, Felix, Fernandes, Dybala.  :lmao

And they also want £160 million for Pogba. :lmao

 
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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28206 on: May 7, 2019, 04:08:47 pm »
Di Ligt, Felix, Fernandes, Dybala.  :lmao

And they also want £160 million for Pogba. :lmao

 
Why would de ligt go to that dumpster fire?? The next two are likely to go to city (which is by a mile the better move) and dybala would basically be di Maria mk2 as he wouldn’t be signed for footballing reasons, may as well spunk all the budget on Declan rice, least he’s homegrown

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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28207 on: May 7, 2019, 04:53:39 pm »
Why would de ligt go to that dumpster fire?? The next two are likely to go to city (which is by a mile the better move) and dybala would basically be di Maria mk2 as he wouldn’t be signed for footballing reasons, may as well spunk all the budget on Declan rice, least he’s homegrown

Already been rubbished down by his agent I believe [ De Light] and how they're not on his level   :lmao

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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28208 on: May 7, 2019, 04:55:56 pm »
Was feeling a bit down after yesterday’s result so I thought I’d come in here to cheer myself up a bit :)
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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28209 on: May 7, 2019, 05:32:48 pm »
Stolen from Grace Robertson off twitter:



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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28210 on: May 7, 2019, 05:37:29 pm »
He’s fucking shite.

Neville was on about him during their game, in the first half when he was in a positive mood, yet failed to realised he had been bombed out of the side for the game he was on about.

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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28211 on: May 7, 2019, 05:44:13 pm »
That's the point of the radar, he's not good so to build your side around him would be hilarious.

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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28212 on: May 7, 2019, 05:49:05 pm »
Stolen from Grace Robertson off twitter:


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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28213 on: May 7, 2019, 05:50:10 pm »
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Christ. I was just now eating a biscuit when I saw that headline and nearly fucking choked.  The Mrs had to give me a whack on the back and everything.

Should know better, don’t eat or drink and read the Man Utd thread these days, it’s bad for the health. 

Building a team around Scott McTominay. What a time to be alive.

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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28214 on: May 7, 2019, 05:50:34 pm »
Their midfield is attrocious. Matic,Perreira,Fred,McCrap. Herrera gone, Pogba, inconsistent as ever.


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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28215 on: May 7, 2019, 05:50:52 pm »
And De Jong


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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28216 on: May 7, 2019, 05:51:03 pm »
I feel like McTominay is similiar to some of the players we had coming through just as Rafa left. Players like Danny Wilson, Spearing, Pacheco, we all thought they would have great potential, but in reality aren't players to build a team around. Never seen anything from McTominay to suggest he'll be a top Man United player and captain for years to come. He'll do well to reach Darren Fletchers level
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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28217 on: May 7, 2019, 05:53:39 pm »
The whole "build a team around..." is fucking bollocks in the modern game anyway.
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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28218 on: May 7, 2019, 06:10:28 pm »
The whole "build a team around..." is fucking bollocks in the modern game anyway.

Yo..stay out of this.  :wanker

Leave them to it. Build a team around McTominay. He's boss.  :P

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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28219 on: May 7, 2019, 06:12:52 pm »
Wonder who the Man Utd supporters will give Player of the Year to?

Doubt it will be DeGea again but you never know.

Pogba, Nah..

McTominay it is... 8)
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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28220 on: May 7, 2019, 06:15:25 pm »
Wonder who the Man Utd supporters will give Player of the Year to?

Doubt it will be DeGea again but you never know.

Pogba, Nah..

McTominay it is... 8)

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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28221 on: May 7, 2019, 06:15:58 pm »
I know this is the United thread but the school of science is taking a long time to come back  :lmao

It's still under peer review
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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28223 on: May 7, 2019, 06:31:42 pm »
Stolen from Grace Robertson off twitter:



:lmao

To be fair to him, there’s plenty of room for other players to contribute if that’s his level.

Still, get Rio on the stats.  What could go wrong?  :lmao
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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28224 on: May 7, 2019, 07:11:02 pm »
Stolen from Grace Robertson off twitter:




That bottom graphic looks like my arse trying to take a 9inch dildo.

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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28225 on: May 7, 2019, 07:22:29 pm »
That bottom graphic looks like my arse trying to take a 9inch dildo.

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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28227 on: May 8, 2019, 12:33:02 am »
My favourite redcafe posts tonight:

"Alexander Arnold may be slightly better than Ashley Young"

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"This actually trumps what did in Paris FFS"

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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28228 on: May 8, 2019, 12:36:42 am »
Lot of them on redcafe saying fair play to us

Credit where it’s due for that.
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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28229 on: May 8, 2019, 12:43:36 am »
Just think barca actually beat these in their back yard

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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28231 on: May 8, 2019, 12:49:36 am »
Lot of them on redcafe saying fair play to us

Credit where it’s due for that.

The Utd fans on the other (non-football) forums I use are all taking it pretty well too, they can see what a monumental effort it was and there's respect for what we achieved.  Suspect that there's no Everton fans with similar views.
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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28232 on: May 8, 2019, 12:51:23 am »
The Utd fans on the other (non-football) forums I use are all taking it pretty well too, they can see what a monumental effort it was and there's respect for what we achieved.  Suspect that there's no Everton fans with similar views.

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Ole's win record since named permanent manager 22%, record as interim, 73% :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

There's an obvious solution for them, sack him and then rehire him as the interim manager and realistically Woodward has already done stupider things than that for them.

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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28235 on: May 8, 2019, 01:33:13 am »
they want to bring Fergie back :lmao

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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28236 on: May 8, 2019, 01:44:31 am »
they want to bring Fergie back :lmao

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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28237 on: May 8, 2019, 03:37:46 am »
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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28238 on: May 8, 2019, 04:03:53 am »
Stolen from Grace Robertson off twitter:




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Re: Thursday Night Man Utd Ah-ha ha "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!"
« Reply #28239 on: May 8, 2019, 05:18:45 am »
Looks like a rusty sheriffs badge

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