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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39520 on: January 8, 2020, 07:03:09 pm »
Maguire clearly isn't worth £80 million but he is streets ahead of Jones.

Jones look like he pulled up last night too.




Yeah he looked to be suffering cramp near the end.

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Yes. Disappointing until you realise the comedy will still be there with Jones replacing him.
Is Jones really their only choice if Maguire or Lindelhof are injured? If so, given the amount of money they spent it's very negligent.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39524 on: January 8, 2020, 07:45:26 pm »
Anyone remember this?
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/manchester-united-latest-cantona-solskjaer-15937174

Yeah- me neither.

Haha that’s incredible. Beware making early calls I guess. That’s worse than the Richard Keys Everton one!

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39525 on: January 8, 2020, 07:51:24 pm »
I really think they're going to stick with Ole and back him in this window and the next one.  Last time they made 3 signings who went into the first team and the sense is they will continue to do that under Ole.  Makes no sense to bin him otherwise halfway through this 'rebuild'.  Good news for us because I think he will sign shite because their scouts are hopeless.  They could spend £200m+ though especially if they sell Pogba which is very likely.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39526 on: January 8, 2020, 08:00:53 pm »
I really think they're going to stick with Ole and back him in this window and the next one.  Last time they made 3 signings who went into the first team and the sense is they will continue to do that under Ole.  Makes no sense to bin him otherwise halfway through this 'rebuild'.  Good news for us because I think he will sign shite because their scouts are hopeless.  They could spend £200m+ though especially if they sell Pogba which is very likely.


They could spend £400m and they would still get it wrong. The public policy I think I’ve heard from them is hungry young players who they can develop along with big money / marquee type signings. The latter, if they are any good, won’t go near this united side. The former will be more of the Wan Bissaka and James mould (Maddison is probably the top end of this), which given their track record of identifying the right (or wrong) ones and actually being able to improve them seems like a recipe for more mediocrity.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39527 on: January 8, 2020, 08:03:33 pm »
The latter, if they are any good, won’t go near this united side.

Just been discussed on 5 Live, apparently they're still a very attractive club for all players and will only take a couple of years to get back to the top.

Was the same said of us in the 90's?
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39528 on: January 8, 2020, 08:05:29 pm »
The only and it's a big one advantage they have to us in the 90's is money. They can along with the blue mancs still outspend everyone else in the country.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39529 on: January 8, 2020, 08:24:18 pm »
The only and it's a big one advantage they have to us in the 90's is money. They can along with the blue mancs still outspend everyone else in the country.

They overpay for players with no plan and also pay obscene wages.

No one worth their salt will go there.
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The only and it's a big one advantage they have to us in the 90's is money. They can along with the blue mancs still outspend everyone else in the country.
Having money and out spending everyone only works if there's a plan to work from otherwise all that happens is they get young, hungry mercenaries instead of old, bloated mercenaries.

Those early 20 somethings wanting to improve, train and play alongside world class players, be coached by a world class manager and win big trophies will come to us on peanuts knowing those wages will increase.

All they can offer is lots more money at an earlier age. 

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39531 on: January 8, 2020, 08:45:18 pm »
Wow, I really don't know what to say.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39532 on: January 8, 2020, 08:46:51 pm »
Just been discussed on 5 Live, apparently they're still a very attractive club for all players and will only take a couple of years to get back to the top.

Was the same said of us in the 90's?
don't necessarily agree with that. If they had a bigger name as a manager then it may be true but not sure he will be able to attract big players until they get rid of him
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39533 on: January 8, 2020, 08:47:30 pm »
Her sister got that picture framed and gave it to the missus, it sits on a cabinet in the living room. Didn't like it at the time, but now I see it and grin as I look at the car crash that ensued ;D
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39534 on: January 8, 2020, 09:35:18 pm »
The only and it's a big one advantage they have to us in the 90's is money. They can along with the blue mancs still outspend everyone else in the country.

I agree.  I think they will just keep throwing money at it.  If they sell Pogba they could have a huge kitty. They will give Ole the chance i reckon and not sack until the money has been spent and he fails or whatever..

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39535 on: January 8, 2020, 09:46:41 pm »
Just been discussed on 5 Live, apparently they're still a very attractive club for all players and will only take a couple of years to get back to the top.

Was the same said of us in the 90's?

As deluded as a Trump supporter anyone who thinks that. They are just another club now and not an attractive prospect for players.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39536 on: January 8, 2020, 09:49:31 pm »
Wow, I really don't know what to say.
The only thing you can say is
"That aged well"
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39537 on: January 8, 2020, 09:51:36 pm »
The only and it's a big one advantage they have to us in the 90's is money. They can along with the blue mancs still outspend everyone else in the country.
pretty sure we had a bigger wage bill than them in the 90s, They just had some top quality youngsters come through their academy who didn’t do dickhead stuff and moved with the times which saved them money, and when they bought big the did it better than us eg cole v collymore

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39538 on: January 8, 2020, 10:13:13 pm »
Maguire clearly isn't worth £80 million but he is streets ahead of Jones.

Jones look like he pulled up last night too.

He did yeah, actually it was funny to watch. He went chasing after Mahrez, who turned him a few times and Jones was hobbling about trying to catch him. He's a calamity

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39539 on: January 9, 2020, 12:05:45 am »
Hip Hip .. er.. Hooray?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/jan/08/manchester-united-harry-maguire-long-absence-hip-injury



leaves Solskjær with Victor Lindelöf and Phil Jones as his only senior players in the position.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39540 on: January 9, 2020, 01:10:33 am »
Maguire’s torn his hip muscle which could mean Phil Jones starting at Anfield.
This could get ugly
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39541 on: January 9, 2020, 01:16:14 am »
This could get ugly

It really could.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39542 on: January 9, 2020, 01:51:42 am »
Surely, they are not that insane to believe that Lingard is worth 40 mil

Not like Maddison is worth 85m either though.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39543 on: January 9, 2020, 01:56:46 am »
Goals are what move you up the table, so it’s hilarious United went into this season with the squad they have, especially when you’ve got world football scattered with 30yo strikers that would do a great job for a year or two.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39544 on: January 9, 2020, 01:58:34 am »
Anyone remember this?
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/manchester-united-latest-cantona-solskjaer-15937174

Yeah- me neither.

That is truly one of the best reads of all time. Sunderland till I die crossed with Piers Moron

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« Reply #39545 on: January 9, 2020, 02:00:02 am »
I said this so many times but these fuckers really thought their empire wouldn't fall. All empires crumble you clowns.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39546 on: January 9, 2020, 02:02:21 am »
You know you're in a bad state when your ex players all leave the game early. I was killing myself laughing last night when one of the reporters at the game said that to his right, Rooney was there with him family, so was Giggs, and a few more ex players were there.  5 mins from the end, they had all left, the only person left there was Mark Hughes

The latter was probably on still there to give a good impression, just in case they are looking for a replacement for Ole before the end of the season.  ;D

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« Reply #39547 on: January 9, 2020, 02:30:00 am »
Dammit - Oil tanked is out?

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39548 on: January 9, 2020, 04:38:52 am »

When your team, organisation and management structure are already so bad, you should at least have a good/reputable manager as a selling point to players serious about their craft and improvement

Right now, the only attraction is money, so just what kind of players do they expect to get?

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39549 on: January 9, 2020, 05:25:40 am »
Anyone remember this?
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/manchester-united-latest-cantona-solskjaer-15937174

Yeah- me neither.

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Astonishingly, United's season is no longer about challenging for fourth or derailing Liverpool's title tilt, but going for an FA Cup and Champions League double.

Next season, Solskjaer might aim for a Treble.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39551 on: January 9, 2020, 09:29:59 am »
Did Ole win Manager of the Month?

Just checked. Apparently the public vote is only worth 10% of the actual vote, the rest is decided by a panel of “experts”. Experts like Rio, Eric and Ferguson?
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39552 on: January 9, 2020, 09:54:48 am »
Surely, they are not that insane to believe that Lingard is worth 40 mil
You're talking about a club that paid +90 million for Maguire....
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39553 on: January 9, 2020, 10:08:15 am »
So they offer Young a 1 year contract now Inter want him ha ha.

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« Reply #39554 on: January 9, 2020, 10:25:14 am »
So they offer Young a 1 year contract now Inter want him ha ha.



I guess club still wants him to continue eat shit for them  ;)
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« Reply #39555 on: January 9, 2020, 10:40:50 am »


I guess club still wants him to continue eat shit for them  ;)

I guess that's why they say; "you are what you eat."
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39556 on: January 9, 2020, 10:43:55 am »
:lmao :lmao :lmao

Dunno what you’re laughing at, they’re still on for it.
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« Reply #39557 on: January 9, 2020, 10:55:30 am »
 :lmao

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The Red Devils were blown away as City found themselves 3-0 up inside the first 38 minutes before Marcus Rashford got one back in the second half of their League Cup semi-final first leg.

Ferguson, who retired in 2013 as United boss but stayed on the club’s board, still attends most matches and was present for the defeat to Pep Guardiola’s men.

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“All Sir Alex wanted to do was go straight to his office. He couldn’t face anyone and was determined to be somewhere else, while Mr Woodward just had his head in his hands.”
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"Some listen to understand. Others listen to respond."
"A fool does not delight in understanding, but only in revealing his own mind."
In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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« Reply #39558 on: January 9, 2020, 11:12:11 am »
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