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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39720 on: January 11, 2020, 09:21:15 am »
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Manchester United believed earlier in the week that Maguire would be out for a prolonged period because of the severity of the problem yet he is determined to play. "He’s a warrior. At half-time [of Saturday’s draw with Wolves] he was feeling discomfort," said Solskjćr. "But he was close to playing against [Manchester] City, just not fit enough, but he’s got a chance now.”

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39721 on: January 11, 2020, 09:32:09 am »
Why does Solskjaer continually lie through his teeth in his interviews and press conferences. He just screams bullshit every time he talks. Maguire "out for a prolonged period" misses a single midweek game. No one believed you in the first place anyway.

The thing is that opposition sides would be disappointed if Maguire wasn't playing, so to then hear he might be must be a massive boost to their forwards..

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39722 on: January 11, 2020, 09:37:52 am »
I see former scum journalist Neil Ashton has joined them as a PR consultant. Lost for words.

https://twitter.com/writtenoff_mufc/status/1215881393173155841?s=19

Not really that lost for words. They (club and city) don’t have the same relationship with that paper as we do.

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« Reply #39723 on: January 11, 2020, 10:04:42 am »
Not really that lost for words. They (club and city) don’t have the same relationship with that paper as we do.

Which I'm fully aware of but a scum journalist as a PR consultant has a certain irony to it.

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« Reply #39724 on: January 11, 2020, 10:12:56 am »
I see former scum journalist Neil Ashton has joined them as a PR consultant. Lost for words.

https://twitter.com/writtenoff_mufc/status/1215881393173155841?s=19
could someone tell me who the hell he is, i think this is the first time i've heard his name.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39725 on: January 11, 2020, 10:13:08 am »
Just seen a clip of the Solskjaer’s pre-match press conference.

“I would never put myself before the club. This is Manchester United and there’s no I in...oh!....er...ummm...Manchester”.

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Maybe needs a bit of work that one.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39726 on: January 11, 2020, 10:24:06 am »
Bruno Fernandes is a name you always hear every transfer window but no one ever seems to fancy him, any reason?

From what I've seen of him, he just constantly shoots. Makes him look great on YouTube videos but very wasteful when you watch full matches. There would also be question marks over his physicality. He is the driving force behind Sporting but goes completely missing when he plays for Portugal. Reminds me of Harry Wilson sometimes.

People who have watched him more regularly seem to think he is more than what I do though!
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« Reply #39727 on: January 11, 2020, 10:56:17 am »
The thing is that opposition sides would be disappointed if Maguire wasn't playing, so to then hear he might be must be a massive boost to their forwards..



You're forgetting he's got the ace in the hole of having Phil Jones as backup when Maguire is out.

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« Reply #39728 on: January 11, 2020, 11:05:19 am »
You're forgetting he's got the ace in the hole of having Phil Jones as backup when Maguire is out.

Decent backup I'd say.

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« Reply #39729 on: January 11, 2020, 11:09:09 am »
ok, looks like Bruno is in Manchester to complete the deal.


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« Reply #39730 on: January 11, 2020, 11:16:30 am »
could someone tell me who the hell he is, i think this is the first time i've heard his name.

Presenter of Sunday supplement (journalists talking footy) on Sky, and I think a journo for one of the Broadsheets.

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« Reply #39731 on: January 11, 2020, 11:21:30 am »
Why does Solskjaer continually lie through his teeth in his interviews and press conferences. He just screams bullshit every time he talks. Maguire "out for a prolonged period" misses a single midweek game. No one believed you in the first place anyway.

Spinning out all the cliches and mind games as stated above. He’s a little boy playing ‘let’s pretend to be a football coach’, while all the adults like Mr Klopp pat him on the head and go ‘ah bless him’.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39732 on: January 11, 2020, 11:40:26 am »
If they buy Fernandes....

Why didn’t they buy him in the summer?

He says that they’re only buying players for the long term.. but this is the exact opposite. They could have had him in the summer, chose not to and are now rushing back in.

This literally couldn’t be less well planned


And he could be there with a pen in their hand and there’s still a good chance that they fuck it up.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39733 on: January 11, 2020, 11:45:29 am »
If they buy Fernandes....

Why didn’t they buy him in the summer?

He says that they’re only buying players for the long term.. but this is the exact opposite. They could have had him in the summer, chose not to and are now rushing back in.

This literally couldn’t be less well planned


And he could be there with a pen in their hand and there’s still a good chance that they fuck it up.

It depends on what the fee is.
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« Reply #39734 on: January 11, 2020, 11:48:11 am »
It depends on what the fee is.
Does it?  Why?

It’s down to need.  I seem to recall the fee was widely known in the summer as he’d been told he could go for a certain price.

They ALWAYS have trouble with fees... the common factor is them, not the fee.

And this is a club that can afford any player....  yet they chose to renew contracts for shaw, Beanz and Jones.  It’s so odd.
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« Reply #39735 on: January 11, 2020, 11:49:59 am »
could someone tell me who the hell he is, i think this is the first time i've heard his name.

He presents the Sunday Supplement and writes for the rag.

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« Reply #39736 on: January 11, 2020, 11:57:47 am »
It depends on what the fee is.

Didn't he sign an extension?

So the fee is now higher with the buyout.
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« Reply #39737 on: January 11, 2020, 12:03:50 pm »
Does it?  Why?

It’s down to need.  I seem to recall the fee was widely known in the summer as he’d been told he could go for a certain price.

They ALWAYS have trouble with fees... the common factor is them, not the fee.

And this is a club that can afford any player....  yet they chose to renew contracts for shaw, Beanz and Jones.  It’s so odd.

Lingard's contract hasn't been renewed (yet). You must be thinking of their blogger.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..
« Reply #39738 on: January 11, 2020, 12:08:46 pm »
Lingard's contract hasn't been renewed (yet). You must be thinking of their blogger.
It was a couple of years ago... it was mad mad money then

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« Reply #39739 on: January 11, 2020, 12:32:13 pm »
could someone tell me who the hell he is, i think this is the first time i've heard his name.
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« Reply #39740 on: January 11, 2020, 12:40:43 pm »
used to write for the mail and presents (for one more day) a programme called Sunday supplement (basically a load of journalists having a chat like sports reporters in the states), wrote the famous ‘what was edwards thinking with Firmino’ piece in mail after Rodgers left

Never understood that. With ex-footballers at least, they can give insight about themselves as an individual player, their thought processes in a game, how they were coached etc whereas a bunch of journalists have none of that and worse still, most still have huge egos as if they're doing the general public a huge service by imparting their great wisdom on us.
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« Reply #39741 on: January 11, 2020, 12:58:58 pm »
Never understood that. With ex-footballers at least, they can give insight about themselves as an individual player, their thought processes in a game, how they were coached etc whereas a bunch of journalists have none of that and worse still, most still have huge egos as if they're doing the general public a huge service by imparting their great wisdom on us.
some journos are good to listen to, the likes of Michael Calvin (who I think does a podcast on BT) is always worth a listen as his books are excellent but this tends to have obnoxious twats from the rag like the custis brothers, Ashton isn’t that bad to be fair compared to those two!

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« Reply #39742 on: January 11, 2020, 01:03:32 pm »
some journos are good to listen to, the likes of Michael Calvin (who I think does a podcast on BT) is always worth a listen as his books are excellent but this tends to have obnoxious twats from the rag like the custis brothers, Ashton isn’t that bad to be fair compared to those two!

True, Totally Football Show is great but then that doesn't have anyone with the pomposity of Henry Winter or Patrick Barclay. Don't know much about Ashton, apart from that he used to write for The Sun.
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« Reply #39743 on: January 11, 2020, 01:17:56 pm »
True, Totally Football Show is great but then that doesn't have anyone with the pomposity of Henry Winter or Patrick Barclay. Don't know much about Ashton, apart from that he used to write for The Sun.
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« Reply #39744 on: January 11, 2020, 01:33:59 pm »
He was on before the first Manchester derby of the City 100 point season saying that there wasn't much between the teams and that no matter the result there wouldn't be more than a few points between them at the end of the season. I remember thinking, "stick to the Enterprise because you know fuck all about football."
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« Reply #39745 on: January 11, 2020, 02:17:13 pm »
True, Totally Football Show is great but then that doesn't have anyone with the pomposity of Henry Winter or Patrick Barclay. Don't know much about Ashton, apart from that he used to write for The Sun.
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« Reply #39747 on: January 11, 2020, 02:50:03 pm »
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That’s right. Big yourself up after beating a hapless Burnley team
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« Reply #39759 on: January 11, 2020, 09:00:33 pm »
:o What game are they wearing that for?
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