This is probably going to get slaughtered, but here we go
Attempt at an Emre Can song. To the sound of the infamous Eurovision song Dschingis Kahn (1979):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2bvPzvFlP8Still he's pacing up and down at Anfield like Steve McMahon
A German-Turkish engineering masterpiece, Emre Can
In Frankfurt and in Munich he learned to defend
At Leverkusen dictated the play as he tend
When he plays, Kop starts to shake the ground.
Em-Em-Emre Can
High-flying, hard-tackling, ball-playing, volley-scoring
Em-Em-Emre Can
Long-passing, midfield-conquering, Toffee-tackling, Kop is roaring
When they see him coming, he proves that he's tough
Tackling and goal scoring, he can't get enough
And he makes us bouncing up and down
Em-Em-Emre Can
High-flying, hard-tackling, ball-playing, volley-scoring
Em-Em-Emre Can
Long-passing, midfield-conquering, Toffee-tackling, Kop is roaring
When they see him coming, he proves that he's tough
Tackling and goal scoring, he can't get enough
At Vicarage they're yet to make a sound
On arrival, he was quite a mystery like old Biscan
And then he played and proved he's f*ckin' quality, Emre Can
He can score a screamer all from 30 yards
His tackling leaving players all like broken shards
And his passing stuns entire grounds.
Em-Em-Emre Can
High-flying, hard-tackling, ball-playing, volley-scoring
Em-Em-Emre Can
Long-passing, midfield-conquering, Toffee-tackling, Kop is roaring
When they see him coming, we know what is next
Passing and goal scoring are both to expect
And he makes us bouncing up and down
Em-Em-Emre Can
High-flying, hard-tackling, ball-playing, volley-scoring
Em-Em-Emre Can
Long-passing, midfield-conquering, Toffee-tackling, Kop is roaring
When they see him coming, we know what is next
Passing and goal scoring are both to expect
At Vicarage they're yet to make a sound