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New potential songs
« on: April 10, 2017, 10:14:56 PM »
I want to get as many people as possible coming up with new songs as I believe that we as a fan base have become lazy, this is shown by the fact that Firmino's, Lallana's and Origi's chant are all the same tune.

I want to kick it off with a chant for Firmino

There She goes by the La's tune:
Firmino, Firmino again
Beating the defence
And he's got skills for days
And he's running through again-ain-ain

Feel free to leave any chant ideas, I for one want to bring back the anfield roar.

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2017, 01:09:56 AM »
"What is Love?" Haddaway

Emre Can!
Number twenty-three, twenty three,
Ohhh

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #2 on: June 5, 2017, 12:12:34 AM »
Mane Changes Everything to the tune of Cyndi Lauper's "Money Changes Everything".

1. Because you can't have too many Mane/money puns
2. Because I'm not ashamed of listening to Cyndi Lauper

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2017, 11:13:34 AM »
To Que Sera:-

Mo Salah Salah
How fucking fast you are
We got him from Ro-ma
Mo Salah Salah

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2017, 01:20:27 PM »
Hey Jude?

Sa-la la la la la la,
La la la la
Hey Dude....

Nah, maybe not

Better? Que sera sera?

Mo sa-lah sa-lah
Came to An-field from Ro-Ma
You wont find him in the bar
Mo sa-lah sa-lah

The good old banana splits
Sa-la lah
la la la lah
Sa-lah la
la la la la la

Liverpool is the pool of life.
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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2017, 01:20:38 PM »
To the tune of Radio Gaga...

"All you need is

Mane and Salah,

Philippe and Bobby,

Adam Lallana"

From /u/KopiteKing13 on /r/liverpoolfc

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2017, 01:25:42 PM »
To the tune of Radio Gaga...

"All you need is

Mane and Salah,

Philippe and Bobby,

Adam Lallana"

From /u/KopiteKing13 on /r/liverpoolfc

Theres another verse in there somewhere

Millly and Danny
Jordon and Gini
Divock Origi


The Lennon and McCartney of RAWK me and you la
Liverpool is the pool of life.
Carl Jung, 1961.  Alan Partridge didn't ask for a second season you meff

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2017, 01:27:13 PM »
Theres another verse in there somewhere

Millly and Danny
Jordon and Gini
Divock Origi


Definitely, could go on to include as many players as we want really. And can interchange as people come and go as necessary.

Hahaha, defo mate.

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2017, 01:27:20 PM »
Welcome to the Hotel Salahfornia

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2017, 01:28:44 PM »
Welcome to the Hotel Salahfornia

Such scary pace

Such a hairy face

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2017, 03:37:38 PM »
If Virgil signs from "Kohoutek" by R.E.M. Listen from 0:50 onwards  :wave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GglPOxQ_Sik

We stood in the boardroom
We stood on the Kop
We fooled around in Blackpool
But we never taaaaaaaalked

(same verse)

JŁrgen built a bridge
The Saints tore it down
Virgil swam across the water
Now he's always aroooooound

 ;D

I think that one's too complicated for many but when knowing that song it's absolutely spot on!
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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2017, 07:43:58 PM »
With apologies to the late, great Allan Sherman

Hello, Jurgen. This is Keita.
Put a bid in. Call me later.
Hundred million, have a rummage.
Sell Coutinho and that lazy Daniel Sturridge.

You wonít need them, have some courage.
Iíve already packed my luggage.
Amadouís tweeting, arenít you trying?
And if Red Bull gives you wings, whyím I not flying?

Iíve got bollocks the size of melons.
In the winter I wear nylons.
On the metrics Iím the master
Could you please make sure the transfer goes much faster.

Spoke to Ragnick what a fella.
He has locked me in his cellar.
Says heíll keep me here forever.
Iíd unpick the lock but Iím not very clever.

Take me home to Anfield, Jurgen.
Never walk alone, O, Jurgen.
Donít leave me in Leipzig.
If you did Iíll have to go to Real Madrid.

Hello Jurgen, this is Keita.
Changed my mind, donít call me later.
Just been listening to Peter Frampton.
Think next season Iíll be playing at Southampton.

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #12 on: August 3, 2017, 09:15:28 AM »
Song for Sadio Mane

To the tune of Knock On Wood

He's like thunder, lightening
The speed he runs at is frightening
Sadio!
Maneeeeee Oh Oh whoa Oh Oh Oh
Maneeeeee Oh Oh whoa Oh Oh

Repeat
Thunder, lightening.....

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #13 on: August 3, 2017, 03:05:34 PM »
I want to know what Love is by Foreigner.  Song for Ryan Kent.

ahem,


I want to know who Kent is,  I think Klopp should show me.

I've heard he's from Oldham, but I can forgive him.

He's got a bad wool hair cut, but such a nice smile.

So please come on now Kloppo, pre season's been such a good trial.


(Then all bounce shaking fists in the air and chant), Ryan!, Ryan!, Ryan!.
With me 3 star jumper half way up me back!

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2017, 04:13:07 PM »
Heard a catchy song a few times at Armagh matches this summer, KC & The Sunshine Band - Give It Up :  "nananananana Jamie Jamie Clarke, Jamie Clarke, Jam-ie Jam-ie Claaaarke"

Could be re-worked to Jurgen, Jurgen Klopp or Emre, Emre Can?? someone with 3 syllables anyway..

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2017, 09:11:54 PM »
Queen - Radio Ga Ga

All we need is
*clap* *clap*
Sadio Manť
*clap* *clap*
Sadio Manť
Saaadio Maaanť

Sadio it's true
Liv-er-pool loves you.

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2017, 10:36:30 PM »
Sadio Mane is so workable into so many tracks it could actually be a megamix jive bunny style .


Starts off Abba style to Money

Mane, Mane, Mane.
His hair is funny
He's from Senegal

The O'jays for the love of money

All about the Mane. Mane!

Then Neil Diamond forever in Blue Jeans

Oh Mane SCORES,
against (team we are playing here) and the kop  adores.
And as he runs away with glee, he's so happy, forever in red jeans!

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2017, 10:41:05 PM »
Think we could get creative for Mo Salah into Toto - Rosanna

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2017, 10:07:54 AM »
Think we could get creative for Mo Salah into Toto - Rosanna
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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2017, 02:37:59 PM »
To Abba - of course


Mane Mane Mane
don't need Coutinho
We got Sadiooooooohhooooo

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2017, 04:31:36 PM »
heres another shite one
to the tune of Shakira - its time for africa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRpeEdMmmQ0

chorus:
'Sadio mane
Mohammad Salah
Naby Keita
Yeah
its time for africa'

 ;D :lmao :shite:


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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #21 on: September 5, 2017, 09:58:21 PM »
To the tune of Queen's "Radio Gaga":


All we need is Sadio Mane
Mohamed Salah, and Adam Lallana


Names can be easily interchanged here

All we need is Sadio Mane
Bobby Firmino, and Mohamed Salah

or

All we need is Sadio Mane
Phillipe Coutinho, and Mohamed Salah

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2017, 08:32:54 PM »
To the tune of Queen's "Radio Gaga":


All we need is Sadio Mane
Mohamed Salah, and Adam Lallana


Names can be easily interchanged here

All we need is Sadio Mane
Bobby Firmino, and Mohamed Salah

or

All we need is Sadio Mane
Phillipe Coutinho, and Mohamed Salah

I actually sang the " names can be easily interchanged here " 😂😂😂😂😂

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2017, 11:56:35 PM »
To "A Thousand Kissed Deep"


We to live to watch
The men in red, on any given day
The weekend comes
And so we walk, through the Shankly gates
Our heads held high, in wind and rain
Through victory and defeat
We live our lives, in a Kopites dream
A Thousand Kisses Deep*

*Can't really think of an ending for this so feel free to contribute.





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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2017, 05:15:52 PM »
To the tune of "Ibrahim" by Queen

Liverpool, Liverpool
Salah salah salah salah will score for you.



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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #25 on: January 6, 2018, 10:29:28 PM »
Can someone fix the following...its too good to bin

Sadio Mane and Phillipe Coutinho
Mo Salah and Bobby Firmino
That's entertainment
That's entertainment
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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #26 on: January 9, 2018, 09:29:19 PM »
To "A Thousand Kissed Deep"


We to live to watch
The men in red, on any given day
The weekend comes
And so we walk, through the Shankly gates
Our heads held high, in wind and rain
Through victory and defeat
We live our lives, in a Kopites dream
A Thousand Kisses Deep*

*Can't really think of an ending for this so feel free to contribute.

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2018, 05:13:19 PM »
This is probably going to get slaughtered, but here we go ;D

Attempt at an Emre Can song. To the sound of the infamous Eurovision song Dschingis Kahn (1979): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2bvPzvFlP8


Still he's pacing up and down at Anfield like Steve McMahon
A German-Turkish engineering masterpiece, Emre Can
In Frankfurt and in Munich he learned to defend
At Leverkusen dictated the play as he tend
When he plays, Kop starts to shake the ground.

Em-Em-Emre Can
High-flying, hard-tackling, ball-playing, volley-scoring
Em-Em-Emre Can
Long-passing, midfield-conquering, Toffee-tackling, Kop is roaring
When they see him coming, he proves that he's tough
Tackling and goal scoring, he can't get enough
And he makes us bouncing up and down

Em-Em-Emre Can
High-flying, hard-tackling, ball-playing, volley-scoring
Em-Em-Emre Can
Long-passing, midfield-conquering, Toffee-tackling, Kop is roaring
When they see him coming, he proves that he's tough
Tackling and goal scoring, he can't get enough
At Vicarage they're yet to make a sound


On arrival, he was quite a mystery like old Biscan
And then he played and proved he's f*ckin' quality, Emre Can
He can score a screamer all from 30 yards
His tackling leaving players all like broken shards
And his passing stuns entire grounds. 

Em-Em-Emre Can
High-flying, hard-tackling, ball-playing, volley-scoring
Em-Em-Emre Can
Long-passing, midfield-conquering, Toffee-tackling, Kop is roaring
When they see him coming, we know what is next
Passing and goal scoring are both to expect
And he makes us bouncing up and down

Em-Em-Emre Can
High-flying, hard-tackling, ball-playing, volley-scoring
Em-Em-Emre Can
Long-passing, midfield-conquering, Toffee-tackling, Kop is roaring
When they see him coming, we know what is next
Passing and goal scoring are both to expect
At Vicarage they're yet to make a sound

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2018, 09:08:39 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqOZB-zEPvM

except for the we sold coutinho bit this is actually pretty good! ;D
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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2018, 06:34:49 PM »
Can someone fix the following...its too good to bin

Sadio Mane and Phillipe Coutinho Oxlade-Chambo
Mo Salah and Bobby Firmino
That's entertainment
That's entertainment

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #30 on: January 17, 2018, 08:14:00 PM »
Can someone fix the following...its too good to bin

Sadio Mane and Phillipe Coutinho
Ox and Robbo
Mo Salah and Bobby Firmino
That's entertainment
That's entertainment
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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2018, 06:55:13 AM »
How about Hey Jude ? ;D ;D Or anything from the Beatles?

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2018, 06:13:34 AM »
Got a better idea: Wicked Game of HIM ;D ;D
https://youtu.be/8oYodfK4DkE
A pity they broke up, I read that Ville Valo lived for a while in this strange villa in Helsinki. Finland looks pretty depressive to me, how did he even manage to write songs  :o


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Re: New potential songs
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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #34 on: April 7, 2018, 01:27:15 AM »
Was thinking of putting one together for Ox to the tune of "Horse With No Name" by America.
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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #35 on: April 11, 2018, 02:17:01 PM »
Was thinking of putting one together for Ox to the tune of "Horse With No Name" by America.

Tune 'Skip to my Lou'

Alex, Alex Ox
Alex, Alex Ox
Alex, Alex Ox
Alex Oxlade Chamberlain.

Simple, like it's author  :odd

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #36 on: April 12, 2018, 07:23:12 AM »
And with JŁrgen Klopp
Along with the bouncing Kop
We're marching to Kiev to bring Big Ears back home.

It's only on loan
It's only on lo-an
And in Kiev, we'll bring it back home.

Additional lines to Won it five times? 🤣🤣

The chorus is not original though. Can't remember where I've heard it from.

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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #37 on: May 8, 2018, 09:42:54 AM »
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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #38 on: May 21, 2018, 03:04:17 PM »
What about a new song for Mane...the chorus of George Ezra's Cassy O' could easily be changed to Sadi O O O O O O O O O...?
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Re: New potential songs
« Reply #39 on: May 25, 2018, 01:14:08 PM »
A spin on 'Sit Down You're Rockin' The Boat' from Guys and Dolls...

And The Scousers all said
"Zidane, Zidane we're rockin' your boat"
The Scousers all said
"Zidane, Zidane we're rockin' your boat"
And Mo Salah will drag you under
While Firmino shouts "Get your coat!"
Zidane, Zidane, Zidane, Zidane,
Zidane we're rockin your boat!