Topic: The Laugh at Manchester United Thread or the 'Ban Thread' for idiots....?.

[brownie 09]

Mata having surgery on his groin

[Nobody cares what phone you have and that you are using the free version of Tapatalk]

[Zlen]

The statue is a spitting image of Sergei Bubka.

[sms1986]

Mata having surgery on his groin

[Nobody cares what phone you have and that you are using the free version of Tapatalk]

So that's Smalling, Jones and possibly Mata out for their busiest month, that won't be good for them.

[brownie 09]

So that's Smalling, Jones and possibly Mata out for their busiest month, that won't be good for them.

What a shame for them

[sms1986]

What a shame for them

They were doing so well, they had even managed to climb to fifth!

[brownie 09]

They were doing so well, they had even managed to climb to fifth!

Hopefully spending the GDP of a small country again will help them.

[jillcwhomever]

I have to say Jose has surprised me this season. I never thought I would see a team of his playing with such attacking flair and purpose. He has truly reinvented himself no wonder the press are hailing the fantastic job he has done. Fifth place and on a shoe string as well, amazing stuff.

[sms1986]

I have to say Jose has surprised me this season. I never thought I would see a team of his playing with such attacking flair and purpose. He has truly reinvented himself no wonder the press are hailing the fantastic job he has done. Fifth place and on a shoe string as well, amazing stuff.

Plucky winners of a cup their fans love, they love it so much they named it after their favourite cartoon character.

[jillcwhomever]

Plucky winners of a cup their fans love, they love it so much they named it after their favourite cartoon character.

Bless, they did seem so happy when they won it that afternoon. In fact I seem to remember they actually put Liverpool onto some of their banners too. It's seems Jose's sunshine personality is changing even football rivalry. 

edit: I can't believe what I'm writing here, Andy what have you done!

[idontknow]

So that's Smalling, Jones and possibly Mata out for their busiest month, that won't be good for them.

Time for Jose to have a word with the 'so-called' medical experts, let them know what's what.

[idontknow]

Is it Terry Christian?

[sms1986]

Time for Jose to have a word with the 'so-called' medical experts, let them know what's what.

Well, Jones might not actually be injured, he just looks in pain all the time.

[deFacto please, you bastards]

Mata is their 2nd best player in terms of goals and creativity, he will be a massive loss for them.

[sms1986]

Mata is their 2nd best player in terms of goals and creativity, he will be a massive loss for them.

I think their very congested April will see them lose another to injury, if it's one of de Gea or Ibrahimovic, they're fucked even more.

[deFacto please, you bastards]

I think their very congested April will see them lose another to injury, if it's one of de Gea or Ibrahimovic, they're fucked even more.

It's very unlikely that De Gea will get injured, and Ibrahimovic is getting a 3 match rest because of his ban. Pogba is also injured. So less options for them to rotate.

[sms1986]

It's very unlikely that De Gea will get injured, and Ibrahimovic is getting a 3 match rest because of his ban. Pogba is also injured. So less options for them to rotate.

Pogba is injured? Probably won't make much difference to them, then!

[tonysleft]

Ah, thought for a while there between Smalling last season and Jones for a while before he got crocked again this season, that they were going to make it. Shame for them. Both very talented, just crocks. Jose will ship them both out now no doubt.

[ElCapo]

They're not talented mate.

[tonysleft]

They're not talented mate.

Not with the ball at their feet, but they were solid defensively for us whenever they had an extended period of fitness.

[NaivetyinBlack]

Jose doesn't worry about them injuries. His players are warriors. This will be the month of Marcus Rojo and his band of merry men.

And Mata ?Pfft ! Who needs Mata when you have Jesse Lingaard.

[vivabobbygraham]

A journalist has written this..

How did José Mourinho turn Manchester United into the new Invincibles?
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/mar/30/jose-mourinho-manchester-united-18-match-run

?!

Here's a clue as to how.....

[pyroparty]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Tonyh8su]

THE INVINCIBLES!!!

[planet-terror]

Big hugs.

[jimbo1962]

oh Ibra..why oh why did you get yerself a three match ban heheh.

[rob1966]

Ooops 

[1892tillforever]

THE INVINCIBLES!!!

Incredible record. Did you know that if they drew the games they lost and won the games they drew, they would be in the title race?

[pyroparty]

Interesting how little they win when there isn't a dodgy pen, offside, red card for the oppo in their favour isn't it?

[Tumbleweed]

So if Arsenal win... they'll be back in sixth 

[NaivetyinBlack]

Battling draw by the brave men of Jose without their best striker and defenders. The invincibles march on.

[Kelvinlfc]

 

Wankers

[ToneLa]

[Zlen]

They just can't be beaten.

[kesey]

So if Arsenal win... they'll be back in sixth 

This.

Their nose bleed got to them .

[kesey]

THE INVINCIBLES!!!

 

[Miltonred]

So if Arsenal win... they'll be back in sixth 

Make it so, Arsene!

[1892tillforever]

They just can't be beaten.

Unbeaten in 2017 dontcha know. Aside from Hull and Chelsea

[Magz50]

Think they've a great shot at 6th place after Arse play tomorrow. Lucky feckers.

[Yevgeny]

Was a valiant effort by West Brom but they just couldn't manage to break down the new invincibles today.

[sinnermichael]

Haha Mourinho's interview.