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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5320 on: September 14, 2019, 11:33:43 pm »
VAR in the PL  is a joke

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5321 on: September 14, 2019, 11:33:52 pm »
City defending for Norwich 3rd goal. :lmao :lmao
if more teams pressed them they'd get caught more, most teams just sit and let them play it
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5322 on: September 14, 2019, 11:33:56 pm »
What's the point in VAR if they don't use it?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5323 on: September 14, 2019, 11:35:08 pm »
Schär lucky to stay on the pitch after that lunge on Mane. :butt
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5324 on: September 14, 2019, 11:35:50 pm »
Bobby's flick to play Salah in for the 3rd. :lickin
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5325 on: September 14, 2019, 11:36:38 pm »
Should be the first time we saw that Bobby flick. Completely unsuitable pre-threshold viewing
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5326 on: September 14, 2019, 11:37:19 pm »
That city backline is awful.
exactly, without Kompany they will.keep.conceding. John Stones is shocking, had an absolute mare today
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5327 on: September 14, 2019, 11:37:51 pm »
Should be the first time we saw that Bobby flick. Completely unsuitable pre-threshold viewing

Bobby's flick is post watershed. :lickin
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5328 on: September 14, 2019, 11:37:52 pm »
Bobby is utter filth.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5329 on: September 14, 2019, 11:37:54 pm »
Bobby 2 shoes.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5330 on: September 14, 2019, 11:39:33 pm »
Shearer drooling over Bobby. :lickin
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5331 on: September 14, 2019, 11:40:05 pm »
Why did Chelsea play in white?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5332 on: September 14, 2019, 11:41:00 pm »
Why did Chelsea play in white?

Have to wear away & 3rd kits minimum 5 times each.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5333 on: September 14, 2019, 11:41:05 pm »
Why did Chelsea play in white?

Because of the innocence of their young team. So very young.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5334 on: September 14, 2019, 11:42:11 pm »
Ian Wright about the VAR incident!

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5335 on: September 14, 2019, 11:42:18 pm »
Showed that penalty, none VAR, all agreeing should have been used. :butt
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5336 on: September 14, 2019, 11:42:19 pm »
Don't blame VAr, blame the useless shitehawk Marriner.
Beatings will continue until morale improves...

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5337 on: September 14, 2019, 11:43:20 pm »
Makes you wonder why he never looked at it. Was it because if he knew if he did, a pen was a cert?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5338 on: September 14, 2019, 11:43:42 pm »
Handball by Son no...?
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5339 on: September 14, 2019, 11:44:05 pm »
Son would get a place in the Liverpool squad.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5340 on: September 14, 2019, 11:44:05 pm »
Remember when Sakho used to be rated by us  :o

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5341 on: September 14, 2019, 11:48:36 pm »
Remember when Sakho used to be rated by us  :o

To be fair in 30 years there’s been Hansen Hyypia and now Virgil

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5342 on: September 14, 2019, 11:49:12 pm »
Remember when Sakho used to be rated by us  :o

He had some good games to be fair. And plenty of dreadful ones.

Pity he’s a prick.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5343 on: September 14, 2019, 11:50:22 pm »
Remember when Sakho used to be rated by us  :o

You mean Benteke? ...Oh wait.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5344 on: September 14, 2019, 11:50:23 pm »
Hodgsons looking ropey
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5345 on: September 14, 2019, 11:51:15 pm »
Hodgson, inspiring as ever. “17th place is our only ambition”

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5346 on: September 14, 2019, 11:52:06 pm »
Unbelievable that we got £50 million for Benteke and Sakho.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5347 on: September 14, 2019, 11:52:23 pm »
If Pogba made that flick for a United goal like Bobby set up Mo, that'd be goal of the season. :butt
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5348 on: September 14, 2019, 11:53:06 pm »
Hodgson, inspiring as ever. “17th place is our only ambition”

Pretty positive by his standards, no?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5349 on: September 14, 2019, 11:56:05 pm »
Ahahahaha

Not a chance is that a pen

How many pens are they on this season already now fucking hell
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5350 on: September 14, 2019, 11:59:44 pm »
Fucking hell, Ole looks haggard.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5351 on: September 15, 2019, 12:02:30 am »
Ian Wright is the king of fake laughing at almost literally anything

He’s got huge issues.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5352 on: September 15, 2019, 12:10:38 am »
Didn't realise Liam Neeson managed Southampton?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5353 on: September 15, 2019, 12:21:54 am »
“How do you beat Manchester City? Farke knows.”

That’s all very well at 20 past midnight, but I’m not sure that’ll be included in the 8am repeat.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5354 on: September 15, 2019, 12:25:24 am »
Ahahahaha

Not a chance is that a pen

How many pens are they on this season already now fucking hell
if it had not been given not a chance it gets overturned yet they can't go against their mates of course
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5355 on: September 15, 2019, 12:26:10 am »
Have to wear away & 3rd kits minimum 5 times each.
serious? What a load if old shite
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5356 on: September 15, 2019, 12:30:49 am »
"tiny little tug..."

Fouled him you mean.

Haha. They were actually giving him credit for fouling a player. If you’re English it’s “clever”, if you’re not English it’s “cheating”.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5357 on: September 15, 2019, 07:14:18 am »
Lol Lineker, "time for the Michael Owen Derby" :lmao :lmao

That and start of the show when he introduces Shearer and Wright had me laughing.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5358 on: September 15, 2019, 08:18:38 am »
Linekar said we became the ‘first side in top flight history to win 14 consecutive games by 2 goals or more’

Does he mean scoring 2 goals in each of them? As off the top of my head we beat Newcastle 3-2, Fulham 2-1 and Spurs 2-1?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5359 on: September 15, 2019, 08:21:30 am »
Linekar said we became the ‘first side in top flight history to win 14 consecutive games by 2 goals or more’

Does he mean scoring 2 goals in each of them? As off the top of my head we beat Newcastle 3-2, Fulham 2-1 and Spurs 2-1?

Yeah it’s scoring 2 or more goals in each game. Not winning by 2 or more.