Author Topic: Tell me ma, me ma..... (Read 6739 times)

only6times · « **on:** May 6, 2016, 11:34:26 am »

To not let the bacon frazzle
We're going to fu**in Basel
Tell me ma, me ma

CraigDS · « **Reply #1 on:** May 6, 2016, 11:40:14 am »

Tell me ma, me ma
To not steal my copy of Razzle
We're goin to fucking Basel
Tell me ma, me ma

Titi Camara · « **Reply #2 on:** May 6, 2016, 12:01:39 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma
Chops has got a vagazzle
We're goin to fucking Basel
Tell me ma, me ma

only6times · « **Reply #3 on:** May 6, 2016, 12:10:10 pm »

Quote from: CraigDS on May 6, 2016, 11:40:14 am

Tell me ma, me ma
To not steal my copy of Razzle
Coz she's the centrefold

Fixed it

Big Red Richie · « **Reply #4 on:** May 6, 2016, 04:07:33 pm »

...we're gonna pose and dazzle
when we win in Basel.
tell me ma, me ma.

Motty · « **Reply #5 on:** May 6, 2016, 04:30:13 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma
We're better than Everton, no hassle
We're going to fucking Basel
Tell me ma, me ma.

Tomaldinho · « **Reply #6 on:** May 6, 2016, 04:59:44 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma,
The reds are kings of the castle,
We're going to fucking Basel,
tell me ma, me ma

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #7 on:** May 6, 2016, 05:00:42 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma
To cook me a King Prawn Phaal
I don't pronounce it Basel but Baaarl
Tell me ma, me ma

MichaelA · « **Reply #8 on:** May 6, 2016, 05:15:06 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma
To give Kloppo a kiss
He's taking us to the Swiss
Tell me ma, me ma

Pistolero · « **Reply #9 on:** May 6, 2016, 05:21:34 pm »

Tell me ma me ma
I'm givin me tea a miss
I'm in Switzerland on the piss
tell me ma me ma

beardsleyismessimk1 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 6, 2016, 05:28:29 pm »

Tell me ma me ma
we're playin like brazil
we're going to fuckin basle
tell ya ma ya ma

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #11 on:** May 6, 2016, 05:31:14 pm »

Tell me ma me ma
We're going with Jurgen Klopp
To the land of the cuckoo clock
tell me ma me ma

IgoDirk · « **Reply #12 on:** May 6, 2016, 05:39:39 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma,
To Switzerland we have flown,
To fetch a Cup and a Toblerone,
tell me ma, me ma

theboyspen · « **Reply #13 on:** May 6, 2016, 05:40:44 pm »

Tell me ma me ma
I'm scrapin' the fuckin' barrel
For something to rhyme with Basel
Tell me ma me ma!

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #14 on:** May 6, 2016, 05:45:13 pm »

Tell me ma me ma
We're going to a country with a long history of armed neutrality—it has not been in a state of war internationally since 1815—and did not join the United Nations until 2002. Nevertheless, it pursues an active foreign policy and is frequently involved in peace-building processes around the world
And Heidi's me girl
Tell me ma me ma

McSquared · « **Reply #15 on:** May 6, 2016, 05:47:50 pm »

Tell me ma me ma
That Sevilla we will crush
And sweep em with basle's brush
Tell me ma me ma

Mumm-Ra · « **Reply #16 on:** May 6, 2016, 05:52:24 pm »

Quote from: SamAteTheRedAcid on May 6, 2016, 05:45:13 pm

Tell me ma me ma
We're going to a country with a long history of armed neutrality—it has not been in a state of war internationally since 1815—and did not join the United Nations until 2002. Nevertheless, it pursues an active foreign policy and is frequently involved in peace-building processes around the world
And Heidi's me girl
Tell me ma me ma

Tell me ma, me ma,
They like their neutrality
They remind me of Basil Fawlty,
Tell me ma, me ma

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #17 on:** May 6, 2016, 05:54:49 pm »

Tell me ma me ma
To pack me some sausage rolls
We're going to find Nazi gold
Tell me ma me ma

too much?

goalspaytherent · « **Reply #18 on:** May 6, 2016, 05:55:49 pm »

Tell me ma me ma
To dig out me jesters hatter
Two tickets off Seppy Blatter
Tell me ma me ma

Arcadian · « **Reply #19 on:** May 6, 2016, 05:58:10 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma,
I'm going out on the piss,
I'll be drinking with all the Swiss,
Tell me ma, me ma.

Steve O · « **Reply #20 on:** May 6, 2016, 06:23:00 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma,
She's getting a cuckoo clock,
John Terry's mum loves scouse cock,
Tell me ma, me ma.

goalspaytherent · « **Reply #21 on:** May 6, 2016, 06:35:06 pm »

Tell me ma me ma
Don't answer if work does ring us
I'm shagging Martina Hingis
Tell me ma me ma

CHOPPER · « **Reply #22 on:** May 6, 2016, 06:46:12 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma
We're doing Switzerland by car
We'll stop off at every bar
Tell me ma, me ma

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #23 on:** May 6, 2016, 06:53:18 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma
it's not quite a Jaguar
I bought it in Primrose Hill
from a bloke from Brazil

KurtVerbose · « **Reply #24 on:** May 6, 2016, 06:53:31 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma
Calling a cuckoo clock Swiss is a mistake
It's Black Forest like the cake
Tell me ma, me ma

goalspaytherent · « **Reply #25 on:** May 6, 2016, 07:11:21 pm »

Tell me ma me ma
We're going to paint Basel
I'll bring back some Babybel
Tell me ma me ma

Kenny's Jacket · « **Reply #26 on:** May 6, 2016, 07:12:31 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma
Klopps took us to meet the Swiss
We're going on the Piss
Tell me ma, me ma

amirani · « **Reply #27 on:** May 6, 2016, 07:19:16 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma,
We are going to play Seville,
We'll make them look like Villa,
tell me ma, me ma

Claire. · « **Reply #28 on:** May 6, 2016, 07:22:39 pm »

Tell me ma ma,
No one has got any spares
Who cares we will still be there
Tell me ma ma.

goalspaytherent · « **Reply #29 on:** May 6, 2016, 07:24:58 pm »

Tell me ma me ma
We got through with fucking ease
Like putting holes in Swiss cheese
Tell me ma me ma

Or

Tell me ma me ma
Will stop singing songs that are crap
I'm not Maria Von trapp
Tell me me ma

Only Me · « **Reply #30 on:** May 6, 2016, 07:29:59 pm »

Tell me ma me ma
I'll be in the Basle fan zone
Sucking on a Toblerone
Tell me ma me ma

CHOPPER · « **Reply #31 on:** May 6, 2016, 08:10:44 pm »

Quote from: Capon Debasting #SAUSAGES on May 6, 2016, 06:53:18 pm

Tell me ma, me ma
it's not quite a Jaguar
I bought it in Primrose Hill
from a bloke from Brazil

Tell me ma, me ma
We've got a shit Lada-r

It won't get us very far
Tell me ma, me ma

NYCRedsFan · « **Reply #32 on:** May 6, 2016, 08:11:55 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma
I'll be drinking loads of beer
Watching the Reds from over here
Tell me ma, me ma

CHOPPER · « **Reply #33 on:** May 6, 2016, 08:14:05 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma
Not having any luck
All the tickets have gone to Thomas Cook
Tell me ma, me ma

Jookie · « **Reply #34 on:** May 6, 2016, 08:29:13 pm »

Tell me Ma, me Ma,
We're off in the caravanette
To Basle to eat raclette,
Tell me Ma, me Ma

Motty · « **Reply #35 on:** May 6, 2016, 08:34:04 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma
The Swiss really love a bank
This Stadium is fucking wank
Tell me ma, me ma

Red_Mist · « **Reply #36 on:** May 6, 2016, 08:36:13 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma
To wipe away all me tears
12 francs for 2 small beers
Tell me ma, me ma

Redsnappa · « **Reply #37 on:** May 6, 2016, 08:37:56 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma
I don't need no happy pill
We're going to twat Seville
Tell me ma, me ma

Musketeer Gripweed · « **Reply #38 on:** May 6, 2016, 08:54:49 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma
We met Stan Warwinka
But not Roger Federer
Tell me ma, me ma

4pool · « **Reply #39 on:** May 6, 2016, 08:55:40 pm »

Tell me ma, me ma
We're off to St. Jakob-Park
It'll be a fucking lark
Tell me ma, me ma