A guy is driving his cart and horse down the road when he spots a snake in front of him. He picks up a stick to beat it to death,but the snake screams:
- Please don't kill me and I will grant you 3 wishes.
Sounds like a nice deal, the man thinks to himself and agrees to it.
- First, I want 100 million pounds.
- When you wake up tomorrow, you shall have it, the snake says.
- Then I want to be incredibly good looking.
- It is granted, the snake says.
- Last, I want what the horse has between its legs.
- Granted, says the snake. When you wake up tomorrow, you will have all these things.
The man goes home and goes to sleep. The next morning he wakes up, looks at the window and he sees loads of stacks with cash. Then he picks up his wife's mirror and sees a incredibly handsome man looking back at him.
Then he remembers his third wish, and with shaky hands he lifts up the cover and looks down, and with a gasp he shouts:
- Fucking hell, I forgot I had the mare.
