a bad guy dies and he ends up in hell
the devil greets him on his arrival and says - come with me, we have a choice of 3 rooms for you
the devil opens the door to the first room and inside there are people being burned with red hot pokers screaming loudly as their eyes are gouged out and their skin scorched
the devil says - how's about this one?
the guy says - no thanks, let's see the other 2
the devil opens the door to the second room and inside there are people covered completely in insects which are swarming into their mouths, their ears and every other orifice as they scream out in muffled terror
devil - this one any better?
guy - no way, let's see the next one
the devil opens the door to the third and final room and inside the smell is horrific and there are people waist deep in human excrement but drinking tea with biscuits and reading newspapers and magazines
devil - what do you think of this one then?
guy - well, i guess i'd get used to the smell and it seems much better than the other 2.... so i'll take this option please
devil - okay in you go
the devil then padlocks the door and blows a whistle - okay you lot, tea break over, now back on your heads