Little Jenny was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually, she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
"Tell me, Jenny, who created the universe?"
When Jenny didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted little Jenny and the teacher said, "Very good" and she fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Jenny,
"Who is our Lord and Saviour,"
But Jenny didn't even stir. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck the pin in her. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Jenny and the teacher said, "very good," and off she nodded again.
Then the teacher asked Jenny a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time jenny jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"