My Mum and sister moved into my house during lockdown and never left
They dont pay any keep, Mum pays for Sky as shes a diamond customer.
So I award myself the right to take an interest in how they spend cash.'
My sister has read an article on how tickets for the last game of the season are going for £10k +
and wanted to know how I justify that for a game of football, she really had the wind in her sails
Mansplaining to her that I got the ticket for £40 months ago was so satisfying.
I ended it with "If you come for the King, you better not miss"