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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1160 on: January 4, 2019, 01:18:28 pm »
Oh dear 😁

Looks like he's on a Merseyrail train there.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1161 on: January 4, 2019, 01:20:30 pm »
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His Gran looks harder than he does.  ;D
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1162 on: January 4, 2019, 04:24:17 pm »
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His Gran looks harder than he does.  ;D
Especially with his withered little arm  ;D
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1163 on: January 4, 2019, 04:39:04 pm »
Still the funniest picture on this site  ;D.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1164 on: January 4, 2019, 04:55:41 pm »
Especially with his withered little arm  ;D
I said at the time his nan has got an arm like a leg of lamb. She looks sk proud of Eddie Munster.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1165 on: January 4, 2019, 04:59:02 pm »
Will you lot lay off Pickers.
Anyone else being strangely drawn to Dion Dublin's nipples?

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1166 on: January 4, 2019, 04:59:21 pm »
Especially with his withered little arm  ;D

A relation of Pickford's?

EDIT: Damn it Brian. You just got in before me. Fine margins.  ;D
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1167 on: January 4, 2019, 05:03:52 pm »
I said at the time his nan has got an arm like a leg of lamb. She looks sk proud of Eddie Munster.
It looks like she's absorbed half of his arm into her forearm; The fucking length of it!  :shocked

Will you lot lay off Pickers.

A relation of Pickford's?

EDIT: Damn it Brian. You just got in before me. Fine margins.  ;D
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1168 on: January 4, 2019, 05:07:23 pm »
A relation of Pickford's?

EDIT: Damn it Brian. You just got in before me. Fine margins.  ;D

;D

Small minds and all that.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1169 on: January 4, 2019, 05:09:58 pm »
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long, and you've burned so very, very brightly, Jürgen.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1170 on: January 4, 2019, 05:51:34 pm »
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I'm guessing he has an extremely long extension chord.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1171 on: January 4, 2019, 05:57:10 pm »
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He's really upstaged the County Road Cutters, there.  :lmao
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1172 on: January 4, 2019, 06:57:42 pm »
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1173 on: January 4, 2019, 07:02:31 pm »
My favourite one of all time.



The twitter replies are funny AF with the comments and photoshops.

https://twitter.com/liam__whu/status/855441195270631424/photo/1
"Since its purchase by the sheikh of Abu Dhabi, Manchester City has managed to cheat its way into the top echelon of European football and create a global, immensely profitable football empire, ignoring rules along the way. The club's newfound glory is rooted in lies."

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1174 on: January 4, 2019, 07:03:23 pm »
"Since its purchase by the sheikh of Abu Dhabi, Manchester City has managed to cheat its way into the top echelon of European football and create a global, immensely profitable football empire, ignoring rules along the way. The club's newfound glory is rooted in lies."

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1175 on: January 4, 2019, 10:37:26 pm »
Can't find it on here but one I saw was hilarious, a typical JD "bantz" lad with an iced gem haircut, caption saying something like "any of you c*nts want sum call this number, i'll sort u out" Sort me out with what, some cola bottles?

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1176 on: January 4, 2019, 10:58:13 pm »
It’s still the best one :lmao
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1177 on: January 4, 2019, 11:17:00 pm »
"Watcha mean I look like Lou Beale?"

*googles Lou Beale*

Yep, before my time that one  8)
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1178 on: January 4, 2019, 11:29:52 pm »
Oh dear 😁
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1179 on: January 5, 2019, 08:44:47 am »
My favourite one of all time.



The twitter replies are funny AF with the comments and photoshops.

https://twitter.com/liam__whu/status/855441195270631424/photo/1

That twitter thread is amazing.

Crying at some of the photoshops  :lmao :lmao

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1180 on: January 5, 2019, 11:48:23 am »
My favourite one of all time.



The twitter replies are funny AF with the comments and photoshops.

https://twitter.com/liam__whu/status/855441195270631424/photo/1

That's brilliant. Been laughing constantly all through the thread.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1182 on: January 21, 2019, 10:33:27 am »


The twitter replies are funny AF with the comments and photoshops.

https://twitter.com/liam__whu/status/855441195270631424/photo/1


 
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What the fuck is the gimp in the middle going to do? Putt them into submission on the 18th?

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1183 on: January 22, 2019, 02:28:07 pm »

 
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What the fuck is the gimp in the middle going to do? Putt them into submission on the 18th?

:lmao

The one with Sooty and Sweep is brilliant

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1184 on: January 22, 2019, 03:01:47 pm »
This was, maybe still is on this thread long time ago just found it again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1hpnLZBfmw

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1185 on: January 22, 2019, 03:06:36 pm »
This was, maybe still is on this thread long time ago just found it again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1hpnLZBfmw

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1187 on: January 23, 2019, 06:11:23 pm »
This was, maybe still is on this thread long time ago just found it again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1hpnLZBfmw

 :lmao

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1188 on: January 23, 2019, 06:13:11 pm »
This was, maybe still is on this thread long time ago just found it again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1hpnLZBfmw
I bet he did that video quickly before his mum got home from Bingo.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1189 on: January 23, 2019, 06:26:14 pm »
This was, maybe still is on this thread long time ago just found it again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1hpnLZBfmw

“Written” by Chinner (::)) Roberts and Terry Keenan. 

Mind you, if you were Paul Weller you wouldn’t want your name within 500 yards of that, would you?

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1190 on: February 2, 2019, 10:34:50 pm »
Ooo watch out he's got a rolling pin and he knows how to use it

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1191 on: February 2, 2019, 10:37:09 pm »
Ooo watch out he's got a rolling pin and he knows how to use it

Why has he got a ciggy in his ear?
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1192 on: February 3, 2019, 07:26:31 pm »
Ooo watch out he's got a rolling pin and he knows how to use it
Lolz.

Look at him wanting the shot showing his left side just to show the CP Company logo is plain to see on the sleeve just in case you might have missed it.

These wanabee hooligans do the same with the fake Stone Island clobber they wear in the photos.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1193 on: February 3, 2019, 07:30:52 pm »
Ooo watch out he's got a rolling pin and he knows how to use it
The pastry faced little tart would run a mile if you said choux  :wanker
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1194 on: February 3, 2019, 07:37:48 pm »
The pastry faced little tart would run a mile if you said choux  :wanker

Watch it pal or he’ll filo in.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1195 on: February 4, 2019, 04:14:56 pm »
Ooo watch out he's got a rolling pin and he knows how to use it

Somebody has stubbed a roll up in his ear.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1196 on: February 4, 2019, 06:06:49 pm »

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1197 on: February 4, 2019, 06:14:33 pm »
Hans McTwohands  :lmao
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1198 on: February 5, 2019, 09:26:33 pm »

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1199 on: February 7, 2019, 12:14:30 am »
Oh dear 😁

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