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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1320 on: April 26, 2022, 11:30:36 am »
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1321 on: April 26, 2022, 12:29:51 pm »
https://xcancel.com/jailedged/status/1518691006316699651?s=21&t=_I0ayIP9JCk-FmfiRNhZJw

They really are getting ready for then championship

That's just reminded me they had a banner of the National Rail logo in the away end on Sunday, I thought it was odd at the time.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1322 on: April 26, 2022, 01:23:59 pm »
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1323 on: April 26, 2022, 04:31:07 pm »
That's just reminded me they had a banner of the National Rail logo in the away end on Sunday, I thought it was odd at the time.
Has one of the Everton firms adopted the logo thinking that it looks a bit badass but not realising what it is?!

I know the BNP/UKIP did a pretty good job of hijacking the Union Jack but it's a stretch to think a dozen Everton loons are going to change the meaning of the National Rail double arrow.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1324 on: April 26, 2022, 04:35:51 pm »
Has one of the Everton firms adopted the logo thinking that it looks a bit badass but not realising what it is?!

I know the BNP/UKIP did a pretty good job of hijacking the Union Jack but it's a stretch to think a dozen Everton loons are going to change the meaning of the National Rail double arrow.
They've simply stolen if off the old West Ham Inter City Firm logo.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1325 on: April 26, 2022, 04:55:00 pm »
https://xcancel.com/jailedged/status/1518691006316699651?s=21&t=_I0ayIP9JCk-FmfiRNhZJw

They really are getting ready for then championship
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Well, yeah. That was the sort of the idea behind the tickets.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1326 on: April 26, 2022, 06:04:10 pm »
Has one of the Everton firms adopted the logo thinking that it looks a bit badass but not realising what it is?!

I know the BNP/UKIP did a pretty good job of hijacking the Union Jack but it's a stretch to think a dozen Everton loons are going to change the meaning of the National Rail double arrow.
 

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1327 on: April 26, 2022, 11:35:33 pm »
“You have been visited by Everton FC”

Well, yeah. That was the sort of the idea behind the tickets.

Should change it to "You have been handed 3 points off Everton FC"

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1328 on: April 27, 2022, 08:07:19 am »
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1330 on: April 27, 2022, 10:53:29 am »
I take it no one is interested in the Liverpool wallet then ? 😂😂😂
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/354008718690?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=IXZ-37iATi2&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=W2sfNCweTXu&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

WTF is that :lmao

Personalised generic crap?

That's it exactly - just shite that would fit the fucking idiot "firms" who follow Stoke, Leicester and shite like that
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1331 on: April 27, 2022, 11:10:17 am »
I take it no one is interested in the Liverpool wallet then ? 😂😂😂
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/354008718690?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=IXZ-37iATi2&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=W2sfNCweTXu&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Please, please, please someone tell me that that jacket doesn't actually exist. I know there are those with the included goggles or whatever they are, but sure there aren't jackets with another window for your watch or whatever that's supposed to be and a key on the arm part...

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1332 on: April 27, 2022, 11:14:15 am »
Please, please, please someone tell me that that jacket doesn't actually exist. I know there are those with the included goggles or whatever they are, but sure there aren't jackets with another window for your watch or whatever that's supposed to be and a key on the arm part...

I can think of a ton of reasons why an outdoor jacket would need a window for a watch or compass to be fair.

I can't see why a little scrote footy fan wannabee tough guy would need one like :)

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1333 on: April 27, 2022, 12:07:26 pm »
I take it no one is interested in the Liverpool wallet then ? 😂😂😂
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/354008718690?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=IXZ-37iATi2&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=W2sfNCweTXu&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY
:lmao

When did we ever wear Burberry? That shite is for little wannabes from market towns and Ingurland followers.


Talking about hooligans. I've spotted a few posts elsewhere suggesting we have a new and growing 'firm'. Can anyone in the know confirm or deny this?
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1334 on: April 27, 2022, 01:45:24 pm »
Please, please, please someone tell me that that jacket doesn't actually exist. I know there are those with the included goggles or whatever they are, but sure there aren't jackets with another window for your watch or whatever that's supposed to be and a key on the arm part...
Mate not only do they exist, they cost a fucking bomb. It’s a CP company goggle jacket. Mental
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1335 on: April 27, 2022, 01:47:39 pm »
:lmao

Talking about hooligans. I've spotted a few posts elsewhere suggesting we have a new and growing 'firm'. Can anyone in the know confirm or deny this?
I heard bits and pieces after the Leicester game of lads waiting near the annie road and battering them in the park. Unsure if a firm or just lads fed up with their tory shite. Will we join it anyway?
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1336 on: April 27, 2022, 01:57:50 pm »
Mate not only do they exist, they cost a fucking bomb. It’s a CP company goggle jacket. Mental

Oh my dear lord... Those prices... Fucking hell. I also love how in the pictures in the shop they don't show anyone actually using the goggles, because they probably know that it makes you look like a complete tit... :D

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1337 on: April 27, 2022, 02:01:19 pm »
Oh my dear lord... Those prices... Fucking hell. I also love how in the pictures in the shop they don't show anyone actually using the goggles, because they probably know that it makes you look like a complete tit... :D

If you wore only one goggle, would you look like a partial tit?
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1338 on: April 27, 2022, 02:13:47 pm »
Even a partial tit is a tit... ;)

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1340 on: April 27, 2022, 04:41:15 pm »


He'd be a shit hooligan he has no arms
Maybe thats the lad who had that photo with his granny

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1341 on: April 27, 2022, 04:51:25 pm »
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1343 on: April 27, 2022, 05:23:12 pm »

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1345 on: April 27, 2022, 06:55:13 pm »
He'd be a shit hooligan he has no arms
Maybe thats the lad who had that photo with his granny

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1346 on: April 27, 2022, 06:59:32 pm »
I heard bits and pieces after the Leicester game of lads waiting near the annie road and battering them in the park. Unsure if a firm or just lads fed up with their tory shite. Will we join it anyway?

Thanks.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1347 on: April 27, 2022, 07:03:09 pm »
Please, please, please someone tell me that that jacket doesn't actually exist. I know there are those with the included goggles or whatever they are, but sure there aren't jackets with another window for your watch or whatever that's supposed to be and a key on the arm part...
CP Company is the label that does the goggle jacket, they used to do a coat in 90's and 00s with a mask, the label said was an environmental mask but somehow coincidentally was great for use when Italian police were using tear gas, quite popular with the Italian Ultras of the time ;D

Massimo Osti really found a niche in fashion for Ultras living.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1348 on: April 27, 2022, 07:07:05 pm »
Mate not only do they exist, they cost a fucking bomb. It’s a CP company goggle jacket. Mental

Before the pandemic I used to be in town every week. Back then I remember a stall/shop in St, John's Precinct that was selling those goggle jackets in black.

I don't recall ever seeing anyone actually wearing the things though. I assumed they were aiming for the all-black North Face types. I remember seeing some of them in high summer when it was roasting. Walking down Stanley Road in Kirkdale all in black, black coats with their hoods up and wearing black gloves.  :lmao

No doubt they thought they looked cool, but everyone on the bus was shaking their heads or laughing.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1349 on: April 27, 2022, 07:24:49 pm »
Before the pandemic I used to be in town every week. Back then I remember a stall/shop in St, John's Precinct that was selling those goggle jackets in black.

I don't recall ever seeing anyone actually wearing the things though. I assumed they were aiming for the all-black North Face types. I remember seeing some of them in high summer when it was roasting. Walking down Stanley Road in Kirkdale all in black, black coats with their hoods up and wearing black gloves.  :lmao

No doubt they thought they looked cool, but everyone on the bus was shaking their heads or laughing.

I remember those North face caps with the ear flaps that were the fashion with certain sections of the younger generation, usually those on street corners in Norris Green or Crocky with their hands down the front of their kecks  (old farts may recall the Beatles had similar in leather.) I remember my eldest telling me, somewhat carefully (he was about 15]  that they were called Twat Hats by the lads in school - because the ones wearing them looked like Twats. I think he was somewhat relieved when I burst out laughing.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1350 on: April 27, 2022, 10:08:58 pm »
“You have been visited by Everton FC”

Well, yeah. That was the sort of the idea behind the tickets.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1352 on: May 19, 2022, 01:00:06 pm »


That's foden right?

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1353 on: May 19, 2022, 01:02:41 pm »
Fuck me, the absolute state of Foden.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1354 on: May 19, 2022, 01:03:42 pm »
Apparently his eyebrows spell out CHAV in morse code
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1355 on: May 19, 2022, 01:04:18 pm »
That's foden right?

He really really is punchable.

I said a good while ago that he has a face and hairstyle that screams hoody teenager on a bike stealing and dealing. Wears those massive oversized nike trainees.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1356 on: May 19, 2022, 01:15:51 pm »
To be fair to Foden, even he probably knows what an Encyclopedia is, compared to that fuckwit to the right

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« Reply #1357 on: May 19, 2022, 01:16:02 pm »
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1358 on: May 19, 2022, 01:23:28 pm »


if they didn't have football kits on, i'd honestly think it was a promo for something like Neighbours From Hell or some other shite reality tv programme about scum

the whole vibe of it is so wrong, it's clearly meant to convey 'cool' but comes off as 'tool'
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1359 on: May 19, 2022, 01:25:26 pm »
Absolute state of him.